After One Night Stand

[1234-5678 0]

So of course after consuming quite a few beers and watching the PPV, me and 3 of my friends decided on a little impromptu 4 way dance. It all started with a Sandmanesque chugging of beer and smashing of the can on my part, then escalated into me hitting people with my chair from Hardcore Homecoming. It was fun for a while, I hit a flying clothesline off of my bannister, we were able to deliver Demolition Decapitation to one of my roommates. Then however, things went wrong. We have this metal "No Smoking" sign we hang on our wall. It's about, I'd say, maybe 3 1/2 to 4 feet tall. So, I of course, come up with the brilliant idea to set it up between a chair and out living room table. I pick up my friend Chuck to hit my old Backyard Wrestling finish (Nova's Kryptonie Krunch), and in an effort to protect him, I take most of the sign. Especially my ankle, which was sliced by the edge of it. The blood flowed pretty freely, and after a stop at the local tavern (yes I'm an idiot) I was finally convinced that an ER visit was probably neccesary. Somehow, on a weekend when ECW returned, and with me in my "Hardcore F'n Homecoming" T Shirt, they didn't seem surprised at all to see me coming limping in. And 4 stitches later, here I am with a doctor mandated day off from work. And man, this son of a bitch is fucking sore.

 

Anyways, feel free to rip on me as much as possible, or else share your idiotic drunken wrestling experiences. I know some of you have had the classic hotel room battle royals at some point.

[Art Sandusky 0]

We destroyed hotel beds on six straight Academic Team trips during a period in early 2001. Last time I even did a move on anyone was when I put my drunk friend in the figure four about six months ago while he was lying on their living room floor yelling a bunch of crap in attempted French. Another friend of his who didn't even watch wrestling still endorsed shutting him up, and held him down while I got the move on. I haven't heard howls of pain like that in a while.

[Mole 0]

I'll wip out the figure four or Tazmission when needed.

[Black Lushus 0]

I misread, I thought you were going to tell us about wrestling with a recent one night stand you had the next morning...I guess you woulda put that one in LSD...

 

anyway, you have definently got the weirdest stories out of anyone on here, Jaxl...

[Nevermortal 0]

Fujita Knees and Rolling Solebutts for all my friends, all the time

[tekcop 0]

Being slightly drunk and powerbombing people off of a hotel bed onto the hard as fuck floor is fun. Getting DDT onto a toilet is not.

[King Cucaracha 0]

Back in 'the day' when wrestling was all the rage, about 20/25 of us had a Hardcore Battle Royal every now and then in school. Somebody even decided to bring in a replica belt for us to run around with. What we looked like I have no idea, but they were fun as hell.

 

I busted up my knee Frog Splashing a friend off of a climbing frame once, jammed my spine by (stupidly) hitting what was apparantly a sweet Stunner. Me and a taller kid would go around 3-Ding people. I managed to play Crash once, with lunch ending with about 10 people chasing me through the school.

 

British education system at it's finest.

[DMann2003 0]

Back when I was younger, 7-8 years ago, me and my friends would wrestle around all the time, smacking each other with trash cans, whipping with belts (not too harsh though). Damn those were good times.

 

Best weekend of my life wrestling wise was when ECW came to Dayton for Heat Wave 98, went to the fan convention, got a bunch of tapes a Triple Threat T-shirt. It was a good time.

[Zack Malibu 0]

During wrestling practice in middle school, my friend gave me a piledriver on nothing but the gym mat.

 

Going back to '98 or so, my friend's parents had just bought a house, and the previous tenants left behind their kid's trampoline until they were settled in their new digs. So we used to goof around on it, and one time during a cookout, I took my friend Amanda and gave her the Rock Bottom and a People's Elbow. This is on video. Also at the same house but at a different point, my friend was on a float in the pool (inground) and I sprinted across the side of the pool and dove at him and hit a Swanton onto him. Funny shit.

[Youth N Asia 0]

I've kicked myt brother's ass more than a few times wrestling. I thought I cracked his skull with a botched powerbomb...but he came out alright

[Darthtiki 0]

Back in the day my buds would host the PPV and had a trampoline in the backyard. So it became a tradition where we'd beat the fuck out of each other within 5 minutes of the closing logo.

[Skywarp! 0]

Some of my friends started DCW (Drunken Championship Wrestling), where they would all drink Budweiser and Yueger and then proceed to hit each other on the heads with stop signs and frying pans. I wanted nothing to do with that.

 

Instead, some other friends and I made up a "comic" league--a wrestling parody show with gimmicks that were funny in a joke league, but would have been awful if a real promotion would have done them. For instance: Johnny Glitch, a robot from the future who would "glitch" during the match and keep doing the same move over and over, which would cost him the match (i.e. keep attemping an elbow drop repeatedly, even though the opponent rolled out of the way). My friend probably still has the tapes, somewhere.

[Star Ocean 3 0]

once i was too lazy to go take a piss in the bathroom so i pissed into an empty mountain dew bottle and later drank a mouth full by accident

[Red Baron 0]

In grade eight i busted a kid leg by doing a a double knee drop from the porch (about seven feet tall) onto his leg with a chair on top of it.

[The Czech Republic 0]

Glitch, a robot from the future who would "glitch" during the match and keep doing the same move over and over, which would cost him the match (i.e. keep attemping an elbow drop repeatedly, even though the opponent rolled out of the way).

 

Johnny Glitch > Matt Morgan

[Prime Time Andrew Doyle 0]

Me and my brother always used to wrestle each other, with one time it resulting in him catching me right in the mouth with a cricket bat. He was trying to "stab" me, ala Bezerker and as I was sitting up to avoid it, I hit it.

 

In Grades 5&6 I would always get people with the Torture Rack as I was a bit stronger then most kids at that age, I legit hurt one guys neck once because I horribly botched it.

 

In Years 7-9 we would have wild brawls all over the school. We would be throwing legit kicks and punches, even throwing guys into walls, trying to hurt the guy enough so that he wouldn't be able to kick out, or so that he would have to give up. I preferred to try and make them give up, because that was the easiest way to end the match quickly, just get them to the ground and slap on the ankle lock. Many a time would I sneak up behind somebody and execute the crossface chickenwing, especially this small guy named James, and just fling his body around. I also hurt his neck one time when I put him in a crippler crossface. I miss those times

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

3 way dances between WWF Wrestling Buddies Hulk Hogan and Ultimate Warrior all the time when I was a kid.

 

I Still have them in fact..

[Skywarp! 0]

Glitch, a robot from the future who would "glitch" during the match and keep doing the same move over and over, which would cost him the match (i.e. keep attemping an elbow drop repeatedly, even though the opponent rolled out of the way).

 

Johnny Glitch > Matt Morgan

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Glitch's last recorded loss was to the reigning Intercontinental Breakfast Champion.

[Guest Mosaicv2]

I remember wrestling my brother in our living room... he got me into a sleeper and I literally tried to flip myself over his head shads of the help of the chair and do a sleeper of my own, but since I couldn't possibly do it, I instead kicked him in the nuts and he didn't expect it and he fell like a ton of bricks. People who were watching in the distance were so laughing their asses off.

[Guest BobBacklundRules]

3 way dances between WWF Wrestling Buddies Hulk Hogan and Ultimate Warrior all the time when I was a kid.

 

I Still have them in fact..

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Not only did I have those exact wrestling buddies, I had the same matches.

 

Don't have them anymore though... which I regret.

[Slickster 0]

I was renowned in high school for my willingness to bump for anyone who randomly attempted a wrestling move on me.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

3 way dances between WWF Wrestling Buddies Hulk Hogan and Ultimate Warrior all the time when I was a kid.

 

I Still have them in fact..

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Not only did I have those exact wrestling buddies, I had the same matches.

 

Don't have them anymore though... which I regret.

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I would ALWAYS no sell the legdrop though.

[Sideburnious 0]

In the middle of is popularity me and about 5 other people started a sort of Hardcore 24/7 rule for when we were at work (at a supermarket). The rules were you had to make the other submit (pin falls would have been hard) to win the title. It ended up with about another 5 people joining before we had to stop doing it when two people were caught by management mid-tazmission.

[Sandman9000 0]

Glitch, a robot from the future who would "glitch" during the match and keep doing the same move over and over, which would cost him the match (i.e. keep attemping an elbow drop repeatedly, even though the opponent rolled out of the way).

 

Johnny Glitch > Matt Morgan

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That gimmick sounds right up Chikara's alley.

[Mrnoitaull 0]

What do I look like 20 yrs old wrestling in my living room ?!

 

We went to the basement. less stuff to break

[PLAGIARISM! 0]

Only incident I can recall in the past 10 years is my friend demonstrating the figure four on another friend, on camera, and discovering he'd basically applied it to himself.

[Stephen Joseph 0]

We'd do wrestling on a trampoline. Most of em ended with submissions.

 

I'd slap a Liontamer on, but cross his head with my leg...

[Guest Mosaicv2]

What do I look like 20 yrs old wrestling in my living room ?!

 

We went to the basement. less stuff to break

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Godzilla jumping for joy on your ideas.

[JJ Johnson 0]

Me and my friends do something where we put like twenty wrestler's names into a hat, then the three of us each pick. Then we have to wrestle as if we were that wrestler. Some are good guys, like Angle and Benoit, and then some are Matt Morgan and Chris Masters. Last match we had was me as Benoit vs. one friend as Masters vs. the other guy (5'5", 130) as Big Show. You get disqualified if you don't act like that wrestler. The Masters friend did a move correctly. He was disqualified.