BifEverchad Posted July 4, 2005 Report Posted July 4, 2005 Tonight, myself and my buddy were out for a bite at the McDonald's on Topsail Rd. when we seen two younger guys break into the William's convenience store behind the local Burger King. We were just finished our food as we heard some glass break and we looked over and there were two guys - one dressed in a black hoodie with some logo on the back, who seemed to serve as a 'lookout'. While the other guy, who looked like he was breaking the glass open enough to crawl in, was wearing a similar style red hoodie. Both guys were wearing ball caps. Within 3-4 minutes a cop car came driving up Topsail Rd. and sped over to the parking lot. My friend and I, were fucking SHOCKED. Watching all this take place before our very eyes. Anyways, the guy in the back hoodie seen the cop car speeding over and took the fuck off! The other guy was crawling back out when the cop came closer to the store. As the cop got out of the car, the guy in the red hoodie ran off down the lot. The other guy was no where to be seen. The young guy ran down across Topsail Rd. to the intersection of Topsail and Cowan Avenue. The cop chased after him screaming "Stop! Get down or I'll fucking shoot you!". The guy ran off down Cowan Avenue as the cop stopped to radio for some backup. About 30 seconds later a police jeep pulled up and went to the scene of the crime. The first officer then ran down the street at an INCREDIBLE pace after the little bastard. Another minute or so a steady stream of police cars, with sirens and lights, came down Topsail Rd. Ghost cars even showed up! The place was full. The whole force seemed to have joined in on the action. My friend joked, "Next thing we'll hear fucking choppers overhead!". Just as we said, we hoped they'd catch the little skeet, we see the original cop walk up from Cowan Avenue WITH THE YOUNG GUY! Justice at last! The little fucker got caught. What an experience. We seen the whole thing go down, beginning to end. It was like we were watching an episode of "Cops", or better yet, a movie. After a few minutes of discussing the shit we had just seen, several other cop cars began to cruise the area looking for the other guy who ran off. We didn't see much else, as we called it a night. This is one for the books.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted July 4, 2005 Report Posted July 4, 2005 You're a dumbass for standing around watching that shit out in the open. Easy way to get shot at or arrested yourself.
BifEverchad Posted July 4, 2005 Author Report Posted July 4, 2005 You're a dumbass for standing around watching that shit out in the open. Easy way to get shot at or arrested yourself. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hey dickhead, we were sat in the McDonald's parking lot with 2 other cars. Besides, it's Newfoundland. Nobody was getting shot.
BifEverchad Posted July 4, 2005 Author Report Posted July 4, 2005 You're all assholes. No wonder I don't bother posting here anymore.. *yawn*
Guest Joshua A. Norton Posted July 4, 2005 Report Posted July 4, 2005 In his defense, that was a really big grammatical blunder on your part.
RepoMan Posted July 4, 2005 Report Posted July 4, 2005 I'm suprised by all that police showing up for this. I guess Cops don't have much to do in Canada. I've only heard of chopters showing up for car chases and for murder suspects or missing kids.
Lord of The Curry Posted July 4, 2005 Report Posted July 4, 2005 You're a dumbass for standing around watching that shit out in the open. Easy way to get shot at or arrested yourself. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hey dickhead, we were sat in the McDonald's parking lot with 2 other cars. Besides, it's Newfoundland. Nobody was getting shot. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I thought it was Burger King. Exfuckingposed.
the max Posted July 4, 2005 Report Posted July 4, 2005 His story says that the convenience store was next to the Burger King and they ate at the McDonald's.
Lord of The Curry Posted July 4, 2005 Report Posted July 4, 2005 The guys in the robbery had to have been white, seeing as how blacks are illegal in Newfoundland.
Brett Favre Posted July 5, 2005 Report Posted July 5, 2005 We were sat...we seen...we were just finished our food...you gotta stop that.
MrRant Posted July 5, 2005 Report Posted July 5, 2005 Ripper would have punched the punks out for the cops. Feel ashamed to be bested by a short black man.
PLAGIARISM! Posted July 5, 2005 Report Posted July 5, 2005 You're all assholes. No wonder I don't bother posting here anymore.. *yawn* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Christ, gonna miss this fella.
AboveAverage484 Posted July 6, 2005 Report Posted July 6, 2005 Reminds of that part in "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" where Sean Penn walks in on the robbery and the other guy throws coffee in the robber's face.
Zetterberg is God Posted July 6, 2005 Report Posted July 6, 2005 We were sat...we seen...we were just finished our food...you gotta stop that. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well he is from Newfoundland so that explains a lot of it.
The Czech Republic Posted July 7, 2005 Report Posted July 7, 2005 This is one for the books. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hopefully not without the services of a proofreader
CanadianGuitarist Posted July 7, 2005 Report Posted July 7, 2005 Reminds of that part in "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" where Sean Penn walks in on the robbery and the other guy throws coffee in the robber's face. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Judge Reinhold. AWESOME! TOTALLY AWESOME! Alright, Hamilton!
Nighthawk Posted July 7, 2005 Report Posted July 7, 2005 Best thing about that movie: "Those guys are fags!"
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