The Future of MNM

[Guest jumpingbombangel]

She had the surgery to go from this

 

 

to this

 

 

And then they go an put a fucking crackerjack on the side of her face? If I were her and I paid thousands to dramatically have my looks altered in the hope I'd be more appealing and receive a spot on TV, worked my ass off for years for shit money just dreaming and hoping and then they went and pissed on all my efforts by glueing a fucking crackerjack to my face... someone would die. If only Jilian Hall had killed Stephanie in a rage fuelled cat fight when this gimmick was brought to her...

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Jethuth Chritht, that poor thing. Stephanie must've been pissed someone else's plastic surgeon was better than hers.

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Both versions look ugly.

[cameron chaos 0]

Both versions look ugly.

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I'm assuming your girlfriend is hot as hell then. Pics?

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Wife actually. I'll post some later today in the LSD folder in the "Significant Other" thread, ok?

[notJames 0]

Ugh. I think those were "Before" and "Still Before" pics. The pizza bagel on her face is actually an improvement.

 

And they better bust out those brass knuckles soon or this gimmick is gonna put more tarnish on MNM's already dwindling shine. BTW, do we now call them MNMJ? Why can't these idiots leave well enough alone? They could have given Jillian to any other wrestler who needed some heat, like… shit, SD! is boring me so much lately that I don't even remember who's on the show.

 

Feh.

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

Both versions look ugly.

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I'm assuming your girlfriend is hot as hell then. Pics?

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What's that got to do w/ Porter not finding Jillian attractive?

[Guest JMA]

And they better bust out those brass knuckles soon or this gimmick is gonna put more tarnish on MNM's already dwindling shine. BTW, do we now call them MNMJ? Why can't these idiots leave well enough alone? They could have given Jillian to any other wrestler who needed some heat, like… shit, SD! is boring me so much lately that I don't even remember who's on the show.

 

Feh.

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I'm starting to suspect that WWE wants to decrease MNM's overness. They have done it before with singles wrestlers.

[notJames 0]

But with the tag team landscape being so devoid of talent, why would they do something so stupid? Are people's egos really that fragile? Did Nitro forget to shake Taker's hand or something.

 

Fuck, I hate politics.

[Guest JMA]

But with the tag team landscape being so devoid of talent, why would they do something so stupid? Are people's egos really that fragile? Did Nitro forget to shake Taker's hand or something.

 

Fuck, I hate politics.

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In pro wrestling? Yes.

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Both versions look ugly.

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I'm assuming your girlfriend is hot as hell then. Pics?

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What's that got to do w/ Porter not finding Jillian attractive?

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I assume he thinks that unless I can do better than her, I have no right to find her ugly... *shrugs*

[notJames 0]

That kind of "argument" is so lame, and by that, I mean it doesn't have a leg to stand on.

[CanadianChick 0]

Wow, I guess that shows what a fake tan and a straightener can do.

 

Oh, and of course plastic surgery. Geez, at least some of the other girls in the company look semi-real. She looks like a reject Barbie doll. But still, that mole thing shouldn't be on a girl who's at least stripper hot if nothing else. She's certainly not BUTT ugly.

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Both versions look ugly.

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I'm assuming your girlfriend is hot as hell then. Pics?

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What's that got to do w/ Porter not finding Jillian attractive?

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I assume he thinks that unless I can do better than her, I have no right to find her ugly... *shrugs*

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Not quite. You have the right to your opinion but she's not exactly ugly to begin with. Maybe not your cup of tea but she's not exactly in the truly ugly league of say

or even

 

I mean, I can understand you saying she's not attractive, but ugly is a bit much.

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Sorry, I'll word it better. She's unattractive.

[jester 0]

They should play a few rounds of Rumble Roses to see how a female fed should work.

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So you would like one woman to ride out to the ring on a frog?

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Yes. Yes I would.

[cabbageboy 0]

I saw Jillian at an OVW show before all the work, didn't find her terribly attractive. My friend Chris knows her on some sort of level, even wants to date her I think. He's not the most discerning person in the world however.

 

Then lo and behold I went to the Raw house show recently and they had an OVW tag match, Jillian was managing some dudes. She was now buff, had bigger boobs, lots of work done...I was kinda impressed oddly enough.

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

Dude, this chick is ugly as shit.

[Guest JMA]

They should play a few rounds of Rumble Roses to see how a female fed should work.

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So you would like one woman to ride out to the ring on a frog?

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Yes. Yes I would.

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I second that.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

They should play a few rounds of Rumble Roses to see how a female fed should work.

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So you would like one woman to ride out to the ring on a frog?

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Yes. Yes I would.

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I second that.

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Thirded

 

...so, who would be the right woman for Rene Dupree to carry to the ring?

 

*Insert Drum Playing Smilie here.

[Guest JMA]

They should play a few rounds of Rumble Roses to see how a female fed should work.

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So you would like one woman to ride out to the ring on a frog?

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Yes. Yes I would.

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I second that.

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Thirded

 

...so, who would be the right woman for Rene Dupree to carry to the ring?

 

*Insert Drum Playing Smilie here.

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Nice.

 

And I'm saying Stacy Kiebler.

[zyn081 0]

I think this is WWE's way of trying to make MNM less over. It's not like they haven't punished wrestlers in the past for connecting with the crowd in a big way.

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Youve nailed it. They took off more than was expected, hence peg em back.

 

Wow, you sound very, very bitter at all females there.

 

This mole crap is stupid, but Melina is good for the team. A good valet is something we haven't had since maybe Sunny. It's refreshing to see a female being so good at her character. This "bitch", as you so eloquently put it DH, helps the team with their mimbo and superficial gimmick.

 

To say she's a dime a dozen is pretty laughable, since she is actually interesting. I'll take her over any of the girls on Smackdown, and the girls on Raw except for Trish and Victoria. If a girl isn't going to wrestle, they should be in the position that Melina is.

 

There is a female problem (oops, I mean "bitch" problem. Sorry DH!) in WWE, without a doubt. It's hilarious that you're ragging on the one that is in the best role a female can be in though.

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Finally, the world has returned to its normal state.

 

Wife actually. I'll post some later today in the LSD folder in the "Significant Other" thread, ok?

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For some weird reason I thought you were 21 Porter.

[Toxxic 0]

I don't find Jillian attractive either, just for the record. Both pictures are not someone I'd be interested in.

[Guest Ransome]

I'm starting to suspect that WWE wants to decrease MNM's overness. They have done it before with singles wrestlers.

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<WWE execs> "MNM's gimmick is really just too good, we need to introduce a character that'll bring it down a few levels, we don't want to create an impossible standard for every gimmick that exists after this one....."

 

Even the proposed 'brass knuckles under the mole' is ridiculous. Logically, why hide something in such an obvious spot that draws so much attention? I realise that nearly every storyline in WWE has plotholes, but still. Since she was covered from top to bottom in that white suit, why not just hide the knucks where it won't be checked such as beneath her armpits, or some such? The addition of Jillian, coupled with their loss to LOD 2005, has really deflated MNM, as far as I can see.

[Guest JMA]

Even the proposed 'brass knuckles under the mole' is ridiculous. Logically, why hide something in such an obvious spot that draws so much attention? I realise that nearly every storyline in WWE has plotholes, but still. Since she was covered from top to bottom in that white suit, why not just hide the knucks where it won't be checked such as beneath her armpits, or some such? The addition of Jillian, coupled with their loss to LOD 2005, has really deflated MNM, as far as I can see.

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I think it would've been more interesting if Jillian hid the brass knuckles in her snatch or cleavage. It's not like the referee could check her there, right?

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I married young. I also have an 1 year old son. And yes your estimated age of me is correct.

[Vyce 0]

I have nothing to add to this discussion, other than to say that I find notJames' description of the mole as a 'pizza bagel' to be the greatest thing ever.

[Cherry Blossom Viscount 0]

What has MNM done on screen that have made them so worthy of the praise they receive? I'd just like to know.

[Just John 0]

What has MNM done on screen that have made them so worthy of the praise they receive?  I'd just like to know.

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- They're pretty funny in their promos. Specifically, mocking Michelle, Hawk, and Jillian.

 

- They have good in-ring chemistry. They use solid double-team moves and good tag team psychology most of the time. They are a REAL tag team.

 

They're kind of like a second-rate Edge/Christian. But, since E/C were so great, a second-rate copy isn't too shabby, especially with the atrocious state of the current WWE tag team divisions.

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Plus WWE just need teams right now that seem like legit teams. All these makeshifts the've came up with lately suck.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Plus WWE just need teams right now that seem like legit teams. All these makeshifts the've came up with lately suck.

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I liked Eugene and Regal when they were a team.

 

Also, it may just be for a short time, but they look like they're actually slowly turning Heidenreich into a Road Warrior, matching Animal's look more and more.