Favorite Movie Quote?

[Angelus 0]

- That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age

[Guest Joshua A. Norton]

"Listen my son, TRUST NO ONE! You can count on no one but YOURSELF. Improve your skills, son, harden your body, become a NUMBER ONE MAN! Do not ever let ANYONE beat you!"

[Youth N Asia 0]

"..the enemy is weak. The enemy deserves no mercy, WHAT IS THE PROBLEM MR. LAWRENCE?!"

 

-Karate Kid

[BruiserKC 0]

I have quite a few faves...so let's give ya a few.

 

Animal House...

 

"He's a ruthless mother, isn't he?"

"He can't do that to our pledges!"

"No, only we can do that to our pledges!"

 

 

Heavy Metal...John Candy's robot character

 

"Of course you feel guilty. Human females who experience sexual pleasure with mechanical assistance ALWAYS tend to feel guilty!"

 

Friday...Craig's dad in the shitter

 

"Get your ass in here, son! I've been smelling your shit for 22 years...you can't smell mine for five minutes?"

 

Do The Right Thing

 

"Fuck you, fuck your fucking pizza, and fuck Frank Sinatra!

"No, fuck you and fuck Michael Jackson!"

[Guest darealdeal21]

'your fucken money and you dont even know it

 

swingers

[Youth N Asia 0]

"I just got seriously eye-fucked by proper hat girl."

-Wedding Crashers

[Angelus 0]

From Fast Times at Ridgemont High :

 

Mike Damone: I mean don't just walk in. You move across the room. And you don't talk to her. You use your face. You use your body. You use everything. That's what I do. I mean I just send out this vibe and I have personally found that women do respond. I mean, something happens.

Mark Ratner: Well, naturally something happens. I mean, you put the vibe out to 30 million chicks, something is gonna happen.

Mike Damone: That's the idea, Rat. That's the attitude.

Mark Ratner: The attitude?

Mike Damone: Yeah! The attitude dictates that you don't care whether she comes, stays, lays, or prays. I mean whatever happens, your toes are still tappin'. Now when you got that, then you have the attitude.

 

 

 

Mike Damone : First of all Rat, you never let on how much you like a girl. "Oh, Debbie. Hi." Two, you always call the shots. "Kiss me. You won't regret it." Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. "Isn't this great?" Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice." And five, now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV

[SuperJerk 0]

"I'm ready to kick your ass off of the world, war hero."

[bob_barron 0]

"Well, he's different."- Jean Hamilton

 

"So is a peanut butter and glue sandwich, that doesn't mean you eat it."- Holly Hamilton

[Guest Fook]

"What's your name?"

"Fuck you! That's my name."

[BruiserKC 0]

Here's some more...

 

Vernon Dean's character in The Outlaw Josey Wales

 

"Don't piss down my leg and tell me it's raining."

 

 

Planes, Trains, and Automobiles

 

"Where's your other hand?"

"Between two pillows."

"Those AREN'T PILLOWS!"

 

 

Stripes

 

"Let's give it up for the best big toe in this army...Sergeant Hulka!"

[CanadianGuitarist 0]

Planes, Trains, and Automobiles

 

"Where's your other hand?"

"Between two pillows."

"Those AREN'T PILLOWS!"

 

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I once had a chance to say, after a car accident:

 

"No rear view mirrors. No speedometers. No side mirrors."

"That's true. Funny enough though, radio still works, clear as a bell"

 

My dad also jokes that he's most proud of me for a Caddyshack line I once had while working at a video store.

 

Hey, how do you get a membership to rent?

"Well, I'll guarantee that you'll never be a member here."

Naturally, I couldn't get a "Member, you think I'd join this crummy snobatorium? This place sucks. That's right it sucks! Only reason I'm here? Maybe I'll buy it!"

 

Hey kid, park my car, get  my bags...put on some weight, will ya? Hey, wang! What's with the pictures!? It's a parking lot! Come on, will ya? I think this place is restricted Wang, so don't tell em you're Jewish, ok? Fine. Kid, I'm Al Czervik. I'm playing with Drew and Scott today and this is my guest mr. Wang. No offence. Hey! Orange balls! Gimme a box of those, I'll take a box of those naked lady tees, set my friend up here with the whole smear, you know, clubs bags shoes, gloves shirt pants. Oh, and gimme two of those, gimme six of those. This is the worst looking hat I ever saw. Buy this, I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh? Oh, but it looks good on you, though!

[Youth N Asia 0]

Dying thread, but I could leave out...

 

Shredder: "You fight well. But in the old style."

 

From TMNT. I got hooked on saying that for a while...long time ago

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Anything uttered by R. Lee Ermey in the first half of Full Metal Jacket.

 

"Private Pyle! Whatever you do, don't fall down! That would break my fucking heart!"

 

"The QUIT you slimy walrus-lookin' piece of shit! GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY OBSTACLE! NOW!"

[Special K 0]

Some Motherfuckers always trying to ice skate uphill.

-Blade.

 

Your Mom goes to college.

-Napolean Dynamite.

 

I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR!

-RoboCop

[Guest Evolution]

The Shawshank Redemption

 

"I believe in two things: discipline and the Bible. Here you'll receive both. Put your trust in the Lord; your ass belongs to me. Welcome to Shawshank."

 

"Get busy living, or get busy dying."

 

"Isn't it funny - you hear a phone ringing and it could be anybody. But a ringing phone has to be answered, doesn't it?" - Phone Booth

 

Boondock Saints

 

"This guy takes out a whole family... wife, kids, everybody... like he's ordering fucking pizza."

 

"The 90's are killing me. I shouldn't have done that. You're not supposed to tell a guy you're gonna kill him no more. I got to tiptoe through the tulips with these assholes. Taking all the fun out of the job."

 

"You know, you Irish cops are perking up. That's two sound theories in one day, neither of which deal with abnormally sized men. Kind of makes me feel like Riverdancing."

[the max 0]

"Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies." - Shawshank Redemption

[TheDevilAndGodAreRagingInsideMe 0]

Reservoir Dogs

"Is it bad?"

"As opposed to good?"

 

Pulp Fiction

"You ok?"

"Naw, man. I'm pretty fuckin' far from ok."

[Kapoutman 0]

Pick any remotely funny quote from Ghostbusters.

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I agree. But add Ghostbusters 2 to that.

[Crimson Platypus 0]

Spaceballs:

 

"I knew it... I'm surrounded by Assholes."

[Guest Askewniverse]

"You wanna get Capone? Here's how you get him. He pulls a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue! That's the Chicago way and that's how you get Capone!"

- The Untouchables

 

"Get him a bodybag....yeahhhhhh!"

- The Karate Kid

[DCMaximo 0]

Will: I'd be the worst possible Godfather. I'd probably drop her on her head at her christening. I'd forget all her birthdays until she was 18. Then I'd take her out and get her drunk. And, let's face it, quite possibly try and shag her

-About A Boy

 

The Shoveller: If we had a billionaire like Lance Hunt as our benefactor..

Mr. Furious: That's because Lance Hunt IS Captain Amazing

The Shoveller: Don't start that again. Lance Hunt wears glasses. Captain Amazing doesn't wear glasses.

Mr. Furious: He takes them off when he transforms.

The Shoveller: That doesn't make any sense, he wouldn't be able to see.

-Mystery Men

 

The Blue Raja: Am I to understand that you have inserted your father's skull in that ball for bowling?

The Bowler: No, the guy at the pro shop did it.

-Mystery Men

 

Vern: If I could only have one food for the rest of my life? That's easy. Pez. Cherry flavour Pez

-Stand By Me

[AmericanDragon 0]

The ICE........is gonna BREAK!

[Guest JMA]

Sin City

 

Marv: I'll stare the bastard in the face as he screams to God, and I'll laugh harder when he whimpers like a baby. And when his eyes go dead, the hell I send him to will seem like heaven after what I've done to him.

 

Batman Begins

 

Bruce Wayne: They told me there was nothing out there, nothing to fear. But the night my parents were murdered I caught a glimpse of something. I've looked for it ever since. I went around the world, searched in all the shadows. And there is something out there in the darkness, something terrifying, something that will not stop until it gets revenge... Me.

 

Henri Ducard: You traveled the world... Now you must journey inwards... to what you really fear... it's inside you... there is no turning back. Your parents' death was not your fault. Your training is nothing. The will is everything. If you make yourself more than just a man, if you devote yourself to an ideal, you become something else entirely. Are you ready to begin?

 

The Usual Suspects

 

Verbal: The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

Verbal: And poof. Just like that, he's gone.

 

Verbal: Keaton always said, "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze.

 

Kill Bill Vol. 1

 

Hattori Hanzo: I'm done doing what I swore an oath to God 28 years ago to never do again. I've created, "something that kills people." And in that purpose I was a success. I've done this, because philosophically I'm sympathetic to your aim. I can tell you with no ego, this is my finest sword. If on your journey, you should encounter God, God will be cut.

 

Budd: That woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die.

 

Kill Bill Vol. 2

 

Bill: No. You're not a bad person. You're a terrific person. You're my favorite person, but every once in a while, you can be a real cunt.

 

Bill: An essential characteristic of the superhero mythology is, there's the superhero, and there's the alter ego. Batman is actually Bruce Wayne, Spider-Man is actually Peter Parker. When he wakes up in the morning, he's Peter Parker. He has to put on a costume to become Spider-Man. And it is in that characteristic that Superman stands alone. Superman did not become Superman, Superman was born Superman. When Superman wakes up in the morning, he's Superman. His alter ego is Clark Kent. His outfit with the big red "S", that's the blanket he was wrapped in as a baby when the Kents found him. Those are his clothes. What Kent wears, the glasses, the business suit, that's the costume. That's the costume Superman wears to blend in with us. Clark Kent is how Superman views us. And what are the characteristics of Clark Kent? He's weak, he's unsure of himself... he's a coward. Clark Kent is Superman's critique on the whole human race. Sort of like Beatrix Kiddo and Mrs. Tommy Plympton.

 

Pai Mei: [punches through a block of wood from three inches away] Since your arm now belongs to me, I want it strong. Can you do that?

The Bride: I can, but not that close.

Pai Mei: Then you can't do it. What if your enemy is three inches in front of you, what do you do then? Curl into a ball? Or do you put your fist through him?

 

Reservoir Dogs

 

Mr. Blonde: Listen kid, I'm not gonna bullshit you, all right? I don't give a good fuck what you know, or don't know, but I'm gonna torture you anyway, regardless. Not to get information. It's amusing, to me, to torture a cop. You can say anything you want cause I've heard it all before. All you can do is pray for a quick death, which you ain't gonna get.

[He removes his razor]

Mr. Blonde: You ever listen to K-Billy's "Super Sounds of the Seventies" weekend? It's my personal favorite.

 

Mr. Pink: I'm very sorry the government taxes their tips, that's fucked up. That ain't my fault. It would seem to me that waitresses are one of the many groups the government fucks in the ass on a regular basis. Look, if you ask me to sign something that says the government shouldn't do that, I'll sign it, put it to a vote, I'll vote for it, but what I won't do is play ball. And as for this non-college bullshit I got two words for that: learn to fuckin' type, 'cause if you're expecting me to help out with the rent you're in for a big fuckin' surprise.

 

Freddy Newandyke: [Asked by Holdaway to describe Joe Cabot] You remember the 'Fantastic Four'?

Holdaway: Yeah, with that invisible bitch, 'Flame On!' and that shit?

Freddy Newandyke: The Thing; motherfucker looks like The Thing.

 

Pulp Fiction

 

Honey Bunny: [about to rob a diner] I love you, Pumpkin.

Pumpkin: I love you too, Honey Bunny.

Pumpkin: [standing up with a gun] Alright, everybody be cool, this is a robbery!

Honey Bunny: Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of ya!

 

Vincent: And you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?

Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?

Vincent: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.

Jules: Then what do they call it?

Vincent: They call it a Royale with cheese.

Jules: A Royale with cheese. What do they call a Big Mac?

Vincent: Well, a Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it le Big-Mac.

Jules: Le Big-Mac. Ha ha ha ha. What do they call a Whopper?

Vincent: I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King.

 

[Ezekiel 25:17 among others]

Jules: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

[Vampiro69 0]

Someday, you and your heirs will bow before me Jor-El!

--Superman 1 or 2

 

All I have to say is that the next time I see 12 guys in togas killing another man in public I shoot the bastards.

 

For god sakes, they were doing a production of Julius Ceaser!

---Naked Gun

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

The ICE........is gonna BREAK!

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Nothing the lame-ass TV show can do will EVER compare to the original movie. Nothing.

[Guest Askewniverse]

"You ever look at a dollar bill, man? There's some spooky shit goin' on there. And it's green too."

- Dazed and Confused

 

"What, like the back of a Volkswagen?"

- Mallrats

 

"My ass may be dumb, but I ain't no dumbass."

- Jackie Brown

 

"First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow."

 

"Good...bad...I'm the guy with the gun."

- Army of Darkness

[Kapoutman 0]

Two quotes from Naked Gun 33 1/3.

 

"Like the midget at the urinal, I would have to stay on my toes."

 

"Like the blind man in an orgy, I would have to feel things out."

[Art Sandusky 0]

"Back off man, I'm a scientist."

 

"I'm just a little anxious to get up there and whoop E.T.'s ass, that's all."

[the max 0]

Frank (narrating while walking): "The attempt on Nordberg's life left me shaken and disturbed, and all the questions kept coming up over and over again, like bubbles in a case of club soda. Who was this character in the hospital? And why was he trying to kill Nordberg? And for whom? Did Ludwig lie to me? I didn't have any proof, but, somehow, I didn't entirely trust him, either. Why was the I Luv You not listed in Ludwig's records? And if it was, did he know about it? And if he didn't, who did? And where the hell was I?"