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Here are Week 1's games and spreads. For those unfamiliar with point spreads, basically the team with the () next to it is the favored team, and if you pick them they must win by that amount of points.

 

Here is the source for the odds, which were done at 1:30 p.m., Monday, Sept. 5. I tweaked the spreads that had a whole number by half a point.

 

Oakland at New England (7.5)

Chicago at Washington (6.5)

Cincinnati (3.5) at Cleveland

Denver (4.5) at Miami

Houston at Buffalo (4.5)

New Orleans at Carolina (6.5)

N.Y. Jets at Kansas City (3.5)

Seattle at Jacksonville (3.5)

Tampa at Minnesota (6.5)

Tennessee at Pittsburgh (6.5)

Arizona at N.Y. Giants (1.5)

Dallas at San Diego (4.5)

Green Bay at Detroit (2.5)

St. Louis (4.5) at San Francisco

Indianapolis (3.5) at Baltimore

Philadelphia (1.5) at Atlanta

 

Here are the first week's matchups. Either post your pics in this thread or PM them to me. Don't forget to guess how many points your team will score for this week, too. If you're taking part in this league and the Pit league, just post/PM picks in one place and I'll use them for both of your teams.

 

The deadline for submitting your pick for Thursday's game is Thursday (9/8) at 6 p.m. The deadline for submitting your picks for Sunday's games is Saturday (9/10) at 8 p.m.:

 

There are several open teams -- Buffalo, Chicago, St. Louis -- PM me if you're interested in claiming one. If they don't get filled I'll submit picks for all three...

 

Oakland (Banky) d New England (Nl5) 7-5

OAK: OAK/CHI/CIN/MIA/BUF/CAR/NYJ/SEA/MIN/PIT/AZ/DAL/DET/STL/BAL/PHI/27

NE: NE/CHI/CIN/DEN/HOU/CAR/NYJ/JAX/MIN/TEN/AZ/SD/GB/STL/IND/PHI/24

DIFF: OAK/NE, MIA/DEN, BUF/HOU, SEA/JAX, PIT/TEN, DAL/SD, DET/GB, BAL/IND, 27/24

 

Chicago (Agent of Oblivion) d Washington (Human Fly) 7-6

CHI: NE/WAS/CIN/DEN/BUF/CAR/NYJ/JAX/MIN/PIT/AZ/SD/DET/STL/IND/PHI/20

WASH: NE/WAS/CIN/DEN/BUF/CAR/KC/SEA/MIN/PIT/AZ/SD/GB/STL/IND/PHI/18

DIFF: NYJ/KC, JAX/SEA, DET/GB

 

Cincinnati (KNK) d byCleveland (SFA Jack) 8-9

CIN: NE/CHI/CIN/DEN/HOU/CAR/NYJ/JAX/MIN/PIT/AZ/DAL/GB/STL/IND/ATL/27

CLE: NE/CHI/CIN/MIA/HOU/CAR/KC/JAX/MIN/TEN/NYG/DAL/GB/STL/IND/PHI/17

DIFF: DEN/MIA, NYJ/KC, PIT/TEN, AZ/NYG, 27/17

 

Denver (Canadian Chris) d Miami (Spaceman Spiff) 9-7

DEN: NE/CHI/CIN/DEN/BUF/CAR/NYJ/JAX/MIN/PIT/NYG/SD/DET/STL/IND/PHI/25

MIA: NE/WAS/CIN/DEN/BUF/CAR/NYJ/JAX/MIN/TEN/NYG/SD/DET/STL/IND/PHI/17

DIFF: CHI/WAS, PIT/TEN, 25/17

 

Houston (Bored) d by Buffalo (Bob Barron) 10-10 + TB

HOU: NE/CHI/CIN/MIA/BUF/NO/NYJ/SEA/MIN/TEN/NYG/DAL/DET/STL/IND/PHI/17

BUF: NE/CHI/CIN/MIA/BUF/NO/NYJ/SEA/MIN/PIT/NYG/SD/GB/STL/IND/ATL/21

DIFF: TEN/PIT, DAL/SD, DET/GB, PHI/ATL, 17/21

 

New Orleans (Cuban Linx) d by Carolina (Fazzle) 9-6

NO: NE/CHI/CIN/DEN/BUF/CAR/NYJ/JAX/MIN/TEN/AZ/SD/GB/STL/IND/PHI/13

CAR: OAK/CHI/CIN/MIA/BUF/CAR/KC/SEA/MIN/TEN/NYG/SD/DET/STL/IND/ATL/27

DIFF: NE/OAK, DEN/MIA, NYJ/KC, JAX/SEA, AZ/NYG, GB/DET, PHI/ATL

 

N.Y. Jets (Gert T) d by Kansas City (No Good Nick) 6-6 + TB

NYJ: NE/WAS/CIN/DEN/BUF/CAR/NYJ/JAX/MIN/PIT/AZ/SD/GB/STL/IND/PHI/20

KC: OAK/WAS/CIN/MIA/HOU/CAR/KC/JAX/MIN/TEN/AZ/SD/DET/STL/IND/PHI/28

DIFF: NE/OAK, DEN/MIA, BUF/HOU, NYJ/KC, PIT/TEN, GB/DET, 20/28

 

Seattle (Mr. Rant) d by Jacksonville (Always Pissed Off) 5-9

SEA: NE/WAS/CIN/DEN/BUF/CAR/NYJ/SEA/MIN/PIT/NYG/SD/GB/STL/IND/PHI/24

JAX: NE/CHI/CIN/DEN/BUF/CAR/KC/JAX/MIN/PIT/NYG/SD/GB/STL/IND/PHI/20

DIFF: WAS/CHI, NYJ/KC, SEA/JAX

 

Tampa Bay (Starvenger) d Minnesota (La Parka Marka) 6-4

TB: OAK/WAS/CIN/DEN/BUF/CAR/NYJ/JAX/MIN/PIT/NYG/SD/GB/STL/IND/PHI/14

MIN: OAK/CHI/CIN/DEN/BUF/CAR/NYJ/SEA/MIN/TEN/AZ/SD/DET/STL/IND/PHI/30

DIFF: WAS/CHI, JAX/SEA, PIT/TEN, NYG/AZ, GB/DET

 

Tennessee (Chuck Woolery) d byPittsburgh (Kahran Rasus) 8-9

TEN: X/WAS/CIN/DEN/BUF/CAR/KC/JAX/MIN/PIT/NYG/SD/DET/STL/IND/PHI/(EP)

PIT: NE/CHI/CIN/MIA/BUF/CAR/KC/SEA/MIN/PIT/NYG/SD/GB/STL/IND/PHI/31

DIFF: X/NE, WAS/CHI, DEN/MIA, JAX/SEA, DET/GB, X/31

 

Arizona (Cena’s Writer) d N.Y. Giants (Cartman) 8-5

AZ: XXX/WAS/CIN/DEN/BUF/CAR/KC/JAX/MIN/PIT/NYG/SD/DET/STL/IND/PHI/(EP)

NYG: OAK/WAS/CIN/DEN/HOU/CAR/KC/SEA/MIN/PIT/AZ/SD/DET/STL/IND/PHI/17

DIFF: X/OAK, BUF/HOU, JAX/SEA, NYG/AZ, X/17

 

Dallas (Marvin Is A Lunatic) d by San Diego (Porter) 6-9

DAL: NE/CHI/CIN/DEN/BUF/CAR/NYJ/SEA/MIN/PIT/AZ/SD/GB/STL/BAL/ATL/17

SD: NE/CHI/CIN/MIA/HOU/CAR/KC/JAX/TB/PIT/AZ/SD/GB/STL/BAL/ATL/28

DIFF: DEN/MIA, BUF/HOU, NYJ/KC, SEA/JAX, MIN/TB

 

Green Bay (Vitamin X) d by Detroit (Bravesfan) 5-9

GB: OAK/WAS/CIN/MIA/HOU/CAR/NYJ/JAX/MIN/TEN/AZ/SD/DET/STL/BAL/ATL/13

DET: OAK/WAS/CIN/MIA/HOU/NO/NYJ/JAX/TB/PIT/AZ/DAL/DET/STL/IND/PHI/23

DIFF: CAR/NO, MIN/TB, TEN/PIT, SD/DAL, BAL/IND, ATL/PHI, 13/23

 

St. Louis (Canadian Guitarist) d by San Francisco (Agent Bond 34) 6-7

STL: NE/CHI/CIN/DEN/BUF/CAR/NYJ/SEA/MIN/PIT/AZ/SD/GB/STL/IND/PHI/22

SF: NE/WAS/CIN/DEN/BUF/CAR/KC/JAX/MIN/PIT/NYG/SD/GB/STL/BAL/PHI/17

DIFF: CHI/WAS, NYJ/KC, SEA/JAX, AZ/NYG, IND/BAL

 

Indianapolis (No Cal Mike) d Baltimore (Sandman9000) 9-5

IND: OAK/WAS/CIN/DEN/BUF/CAR/KC/JAX/MIN/PIT/NYG/DAL/GB/STL/IND/ATL/24

BAL: NE/CHI/CIN/DEN/HOU/CAR/KC/SEA/MIN/TN/AZ/SD/GB/STL/IND/PHI/17

DIFF: OAK/NE, WAS/CHI, BUF/HOU, JAX/SEA, PIT/TN, NYG/AZ, DAL/SD, ATL/PHI, 24/17

 

Philadelphia (The Real World’s Champion) d by Atlanta (King of the 909) 6-6 + TB

PHI: NE/WAS/CIN/DEN/BUF/CAR/NYJ/JAX/MIN/PIT/NYG/SD/GB/STL/BAL/PHI/27

ATL: NE/CHI/CIN/DEN/BUF/CAR/KC/SEA/MIN/PIT/AZ/SD/GB/STL/BAL/PHI/17

DIFF: WAS/CHI, NYJ/KC, JAX/SEA, NYG/AZ, 27/17

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Miami = 17

 

Oakland at New England (7.5)

Chicago at Washington (6.5)

Cincinnati (3.5) at Cleveland

Denver (4.5) at Miami

Houston at Buffalo (4.5)

New Orleans at Carolina (6.5)

N.Y. Jets at Kansas City (3.5)

Seattle at Jacksonville (3.5)

Tampa at Minnesota (6.5)

Tennessee at Pittsburgh (6.5)

Arizona at N.Y. Giants (1.5)

Dallas at San Diego (4.5)

Green Bay at Detroit (2.5)

St. Louis (4.5) at San Francisco

Indianapolis (3.5) at Baltimore

Philadelphia (1.5) at Atlanta

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New England

Chicago (Wash will win by a field goal, maybe five points. But not 6.5)

Cincinnati

Denver

Houston

Carolina

Kansas City

Seattle

Minnesota

Tennessee

Arizona

San Diego

Green Bay

St. Louis

Indianapolis

Philadelphia

 

Baltimore = 17

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Oakland at New England (7.5)

Chicago at Washington (6.5)

Cincinnati (3.5) at Cleveland

Denver (4.5) at Miami

Houston at Buffalo (4.5)

New Orleans at Carolina (6.5)

N.Y. Jets at Kansas City (3.5)

Seattle at Jacksonville (3.5)

Tampa at Minnesota (6.5)

Tennessee at Pittsburgh (6.5)

Arizona at N.Y. Giants (1.5)

Dallas at San Diego (4.5)

Green Bay at Detroit (2.5)

St. Louis (4.5) at San Francisco

Indianapolis (3.5) at Baltimore

Philadelphia (1.5) at Atlanta

 

Colts - 24

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Oakland at New England (7.5)

Chicago at Washington (6.5)

Cincinnati (3.5) at Cleveland

Denver (4.5) at Miami

Houston at Buffalo (4.5)

New Orleans at Carolina (6.5)

N.Y. Jets at Kansas City (3.5)

Seattle at Jacksonville (3.5)

Tampa at Minnesota (6.5)

Tennessee at Pittsburgh (6.5)

Arizona at N.Y. Giants (1.5)

Dallas at San Diego (4.5)

Green Bay at Detroit (2.5)

St. Louis (4.5) at San Francisco

Indianapolis (3.5) at Baltimore

Philadelphia (1.5) at Atlanta

 

Philadelphia = 27

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Oakland

Chicago

Cincinnati (3.5)

Miami

Buffalo (4.5)

Carolina (6.5)

N.Y. Jets

Seattle

Minnesota (6.5)

Pittsburgh (6.5)

Arizona

Dallas

Detroit (2.5)

St. Louis (4.5)

Baltimore

Philadelphia (1.5)

 

OAK 27 on the patriots

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Oakland at New England (7.5)

Chicago at Washington (6.5) - Both teams are trash, so I can't spot a touchdown to either one. Probably a FG game.

Cincinnati (3.5) at Cleveland

Denver (4.5) at Miami - I might be kicking myself about this one later.

Houston at Buffalo (4.5)

New Orleans at Carolina (6.5)

N.Y. Jets at Kansas City (3.5)

Seattle at Jacksonville (3.5)

Tampa at Minnesota (6.5) - This one was tough. Tampa Bay has the ability to keep it close, but I can't pick against the Minny offense at home in September where they usually start off hot.

Tennessee at Pittsburgh (6.5)

Arizona at N.Y. Giants (1.5)

Dallas at San Diego (4.5)

Green Bay at Detroit (2.5)

St. Louis (4.5) at San Francisco

Indianapolis (3.5) at Baltimore

Philadelphia (1.5) at Atlanta

 

Steelers - 31 pts. If they can't put up points at home on what may be the worst defense in the conference, it could be a long season in Pittsburgh.

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Oakland at New England (7.5)

Chicago at Washington (6.5)

Cincinnati (3.5) at Cleveland

Denver (4.5) at Miami

Houston at Buffalo (4.5)

New Orleans at Carolina (6.5)

N.Y. Jets at Kansas City (3.5)

Seattle at Jacksonville (3.5)

Tampa at Minnesota (6.5)

Tennessee at Pittsburgh (6.5)

Arizona at N.Y. Giants (1.5)

Dallas at San Diego (4.5)

Green Bay at Detroit (2.5)

St. Louis (4.5) at San Francisco

Indianapolis (3.5) at Baltimore

Philadelphia (1.5) at Atlanta

 

Atlanta= 17

 

Team at the Pit which is the Colts= 21

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Pats - 24

 

Oakland at New England (7.5)

Chicago at Washington (6.5)

Cincinnati (3.5) at Cleveland

Denver (4.5) at Miami

Houston at Buffalo (4.5)

New Orleans at Carolina (6.5)

N.Y. Jets at Kansas City (3.5)

Seattle at Jacksonville (3.5)

Tampa at Minnesota (6.5)

Tennessee at Pittsburgh (6.5)

Arizona at N.Y. Giants(1.5)

Dallas at San Diego (4.5)

Green Bay at Detroit (2.5)

St. Louis (4.5) at San Francisco

Indianapolis (3.5) at Baltimore

Philadelphia (1.5) at Atlanta - my biggest question about this game is which overrated superstar will receive the most oppressive verbal fellatio, Vick or TO? I've got my money on TO.

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Bears-20

 

at New England (7.5)

at Washington (6.5)

Cincinnati (3.5)

Denver (4.5)

at Buffalo (4.5)

at Carolina (6.5)

N.Y. Jets

Jacksonville (3.5)

at Minnesota (6.5)

at Pittsburgh (6.5)

Arizona

at San Diego (4.5)

at Detroit (2.5)

St. Louis (4.5)

Indianapolis (3.5)

Philadelphia (1.5)

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Rams:(Canadian Guitarist) 22 points.

 

New England, Chicago, Cincinnati, Denver, Buffalo, Carolina, Jets, Seattle, Minnesota, Pittsburgh, Arizona, San Diego, Green Bay, St. Louis, Indianapolis, Philly.

 

Good luck, all.

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Vikings - 30 points

 

Oakland at New England (7.5)

Chicago at Washington (6.5)

Cincinnati (3.5) at Cleveland

Denver (4.5) at Miami

Houston at Buffalo (4.5)

New Orleans at Carolina (6.5)

N.Y. Jets at Kansas City (3.5)

Seattle at Jacksonville (3.5)

Tampa at Minnesota (6.5)

Tennessee at Pittsburgh (6.5)

Arizona at N.Y. Giants (1.5)

Dallas at San Diego (4.5)

Green Bay at Detroit (2.5)

St. Louis (4.5) at San Francisco

Indianapolis (3.5) at Baltimore

Philadelphia (1.5) at Atlanta - nl5, TO isn't really overrated. He actually is one of the best WRs in the game. Vick probably isn't top 5 at QB, maybe not even top 10, yet he's treated like more of a star than Peyton Manning or Tom Brady. Vick should win the overrated battle in a landslide.

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New Orleans Saints - 13 Points

 

Oakland at New England (7.5)

Chicago at Washington (6.5)

Cincinnati (3.5) at Cleveland

Denver (4.5) at Miami

Houston at Buffalo (4.5)

New Orleans at Carolina (6.5)

N.Y. Jets at Kansas City (3.5)

Seattle at Jacksonville (3.5)

Tampa at Minnesota (6.5)

Tennessee at Pittsburgh (6.5)

Arizona at N.Y. Giants (1.5)

Dallas at San Diego (4.5)

Green Bay at Detroit (2.5)

St. Louis (4.5) at San Francisco

Indianapolis (3.5) at Baltimore

Philadelphia (1.5) at Atlanta

 

 

And the tie-breaker for my team at The Pit:

 

Tennessee Titans - 17 Points

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Oakland at New England (7.5)

Chicago at Washington (6.5)

Cincinnati (3.5) at Cleveland

Denver (4.5) at Miami

Houston at Buffalo (4.5)

New Orleans at Carolina (6.5)

N.Y. Jets at Kansas City (3.5)

Seattle at Jacksonville (3.5)

Tampa at Minnesota (6.5)

Tennessee at Pittsburgh (6.5)

Arizona at N.Y. Giants (1.5)

Dallas at San Diego (4.5)

Green Bay at Detroit (2.5)

St. Louis (4.5) at San Francisco

Indianapolis (3.5) at Baltimore

Philadelphia (1.5) at Atlanta

 

Tampa scores 14

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Oakland at New England (7.5)

Chicago at Washington (6.5)

Cincinnati (3.5) at Cleveland

Denver (4.5) at Miami

Houston at Buffalo (4.5)

New Orleans at Carolina (6.5)

N.Y. Jets at Kansas City (3.5)

Seattle at Jacksonville (3.5)

Tampa at Minnesota (6.5)

Tennessee at Pittsburgh (6.5)

Arizona at N.Y. Giants (1.5)

Dallas at San Diego (4.5)

Green Bay at Detroit (2.5)

St. Louis (4.5) at San Francisco

Indianapolis (3.5) at Baltimore

Philadelphia (1.5) at Atlanta

 

 

NY Jets 20 points

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Texans - 17 pts.

 

New England

Chicago

Cincinnati

Miami

Buffalo

New Orleans

N.Y. Jets

Seattle

Minnesota

Tennessee

N.Y. Giants

Dallas

Detroit

St. Louis

Indianapolis

Philadelphia

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New England

Chicago

Cincinnati

Miami

Buffalo

New Orleans

N.Y. Jets

Seattle

Minnesota

Pittsburgh

N.Y. Giants

San Diego

Green Bay

St. Louis

Indianapolis

Atlanta

 

Giants- 21

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Washington Redskins - 18 Points

 

Oakland at New England (7.5)

Chicago at Washington (6.5)

Cincinnati (3.5) at Cleveland

Denver (4.5) at Miami

Houston at Buffalo (4.5)

New Orleans at Carolina (6.5)

N.Y. Jets at Kansas City (3.5)

Seattle at Jacksonville (3.5)

Tampa at Minnesota (6.5)

Tennessee at Pittsburgh (6.5)

Arizona at N.Y. Giants (1.5)

Dallas at San Diego (4.5)

Green Bay at Detroit (2.5)

St. Louis (4.5) at San Francisco

Indianapolis (3.5) at Baltimore

Philadelphia (1.5) at Atlanta

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So I'll need the Jets, the Jags, and the Lions. I'll take that bet. Only one of them on the road.

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Panthers - 27 points

 

Oakland

Chicago

Cincinnati

Miami

Buffalo

Carolina

Kansas City

Seattle

Minnesota

Tennessee

N.Y. Giants

San Diego

Detroit

St. Louis

Indianapolis

Atlanta

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17

 

Oakland

Washington

Cincinnati

Denver

Houston

Carolina

Kansas City

Seattle

Minnesota

Pittsburgh

Arizona

San Diego

Detroit

St. Louis

Indianapolis

Philadelphia

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Well, since VX has his picks in already, here's mine...

 

Lions: 23

 

Oakland

Washington

Cincinnati

Miami

Houston

New Orleans

N.Y. Jets

Jacksonville

Tampa

Pittsburgh

Arizona

Dallas

Detroit

St. Louis (Prove me wrong, Niners.)

Indianapolis

Philadelphia

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Oakland

Washington

Cincinnati

Miami

Houston

Carolina

Kansas City

Jacksonville

Minnesota

Tennessee

Arizona

San Diego

Detroit

St. Louis

Indianapolis

Philadelphia

 

KC 28

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