Would you be able to pass a drug test right now?

[Giuseppe Zangara]

[Giuseppe Zangara]

I did this poll a couple years back. Some very earnest people on this board believed I had a drug problem.

[Youth N Asia]

Yep, as Slingshot Suplex called me, I'm a "Straight-Edge Wannabe Bitchboy

[Nighthawk]

Not if alcohol was included. Otherwise yes.

[Giuseppe Zangara]

Testing for alcohol?

[Nighthawk]

I'm working in a treatment center right now (well not at this moment, but you know), and yeah, alcohol gets tested for.

[MarvinisaLunatic]

I wouldn't be able to pass one of those tests that you need to give a hair sample for just because I've got no hair (although Im finally starting to grow some fuzz after 5 years). But Id be able to pass any other drug test.

[The Czech Republic]

Marvin's got some real balls to admit that. Silky and smooth, probably.

 

 

I can always pass a drug test. I'll pass your drug tests for you

[Giuseppe Zangara]

I don't feel like starting a new thread about it, but I gave up smoking (cigarettes) two weeks ago. Other than some stressful moments—all of which involved social settings—I've handled it fairly well. I still smoke weed, though. Oh yes.

[Giuseppe Zangara]

Sub-question: You ever get high with your boss? I did this past Friday; it was both weird and cool.

[Annabelle]

smoking grass is for the birds

[Giuseppe Zangara]

All the jazz greats smoked grass, man. And many of them shot heroin, too, but that's another thread.

[MarvinisaLunatic]

Marvin's got some real balls to admit that. Silky and smooth, probably.

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Yep..they are. Glad I didn't have to shave em to get em that way too.

[Mole]

I'd pass.....

[Nighthawk]

I have about three bosses. One of them is my uncle... I know he gets high a lot, but pass. One of them looks and acts a lot like Philip Seymour Hoffman... pass. One of them is a Vietnamese immigrant who likes to joke around with the employees a lot... eh, maybe.

[the max]

No on the drugs. No on the alcohol. I've been trying to quit smoking cigarettes for months now.

[Sideburnious]

If you were around alot of people who just smoked hash all day, would it show up in your test. If so I'd fail. and i'd fail if there was an alcohol one.

[CanadianChris]

Always and forevermore.

[Corey_Lazarus]

Yes on alcohol/illegal drugs. No if the test was to see if I smoked butts, since I'm a pack-a-day.

[snuffbox]

I picked 'yes' under my own assumption that I had enough forewarning to drink water by the gallon for a few days.

[The Amazing Rando]

I almost forgot that Marvin was the hairless-wonder for a long time. Good job, Carl, get that shit growing in and maybe one day you can get some kickass red jeans.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

For the first time in the better part of a decade, I can say yes.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I miss it, though. Who knew I'd be as high-strung as I am?

 

You know I never sleep no more.

[iggymcfly]

I'm actually in the yes column right now. It's funny, if you just hang out with people who aren't smoking weed, you just kind of stop doing it.

[gWIL]

Sub-question: You ever get high with your boss? I did this past Friday; it was both weird and cool.

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When I still smoked, (I quit cause a chick, goddamn women) yes. Well sort of. I work for a chain of sports bar and I smoked with the kitchen manager from one of the stores I barely ever work at and drank underage, we talked about Bobby Fisher, it was really weird. The GM of the store I work at the most caught me and a couple of other employees smoking after work and declined our invitation to join us but seemed to consider it for a while. He also had no problem with me working semi-drunk one night.He called me to work on a Saturday night and I said I would come in if I wasn't drunk, his responce was take a cold shower and come in. So I did.

[Nighthawk]

You actually took a cold shower? I wouldn't have. Or maybe the guy checked to make sure your hair was wet when you showed up, I don't know.

[Giuseppe Zangara]

I miss it, though. Who knew I'd be as high-strung as I am?

 

You know I never sleep no more.

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Didn't you rarely sleep to begin with?

[Giuseppe Zangara]

Also, I hope the gf is patient with your shiny new sobriety.

[spiny norman]

It's too early for me to have any alcohol in me, but by about four or five hours from now I would. And no, never smoked cigarettes nor done illegal drugs. Not my thing.

[Guest /-lester-/]

I did this poll a couple years back. Some very earnest people on this board believed I had a drug problem.

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yes, very easily