1000 Reasons why Late Night with Conan O'Brien

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102. Because O'Brien would smoke Stewart as host of the Tonight Show.

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103. Whale Week, featuring the ridiculously expensive whale costume

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104. The sketch where Conan went to play with baseball with a bunch of 19th century re-enacters.

 

"WHAT DEVILRY IS THIS?!"

 

105. "It's a place to staaaand...it's a place to gooooo...they call this laaaaand...ONTARIO!"

 

106. "I love you too, sir."

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107. Pot jokes directed at the band.

 

"They have no idea where they are right now."

 

108. Vomiting Kermit

 

109. The Donald Trump impression

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110. Pender's great singing

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111.) Dog with a gun.

"Ginger NO!"

112.) Martha Stewart drinking a 40 oz. Malt Liquor

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113. "Arnold" always plugging Jingle All the Way.

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The Annual Thanksgiving Dinner Featuring the 7 Best Characters on Conan, as Determined by Opinion Polls and Online Voting...

 

114. The Manatee

115. Cob of Corn

116. The Coked Up Werewolf

SHOE-Verine

Frankenstein

The Masturbating Bear

117. The Giant Ant

 

And...oh...there's seems to be a problem. I apologize, but there is a character who has seemed to crash the party. The always dissapointing FED-EX POPE. Arguably the worst character in late night history. Sorry, the meal for least favorite characters is out in the hallway.

 

Crowd: "Awww..."

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"This is just for me, but I want to see them all at the same time."

 

118. "Okay, The World's Fastest Menorah, Bungee-Jumping Baby Jesus, Rocket-Powered Fruitcake, and Kwanzaa Canera in a Pimped Out Ride." GO!

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119. CHRISTOPHER WALKEN INTERVIEW OF GLORY

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120. Conan said Regis Philbin was sitting behind him yelling at a screening of a Quentin Tarantino movie.

121. Daily Show has the unfunny Samantha Bee

122. Jimmy Vivino

123. State Quarters

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124. Conan after dark

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125. If They Mated, specifically the ones where the audience groans beforehand.

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126. Conan saying his real name is Chip Wheatley when people say 'Hey, you're the guy from Late Night with Conan O'Brien'

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127. The Walker Texas Ranger clip where Walker gives a necklace to a young Mexican girl, and the mother saids, in the most monotone voice, "Oh Walker."

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128. Conan at the movies.

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129. "Tickle Me" Vigoda.

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130. Because Conan O'Brien has the best hair in the history of late night talk shows.

 

131. Conan goes twice as long, and still has better material.

 

132. Conan's monologue doesn't consist of 10 minutes of making fun of Bush every week

 

133. Conan does his own skits.

 

134. Only Conan would think to make a running joke out of a goofy-looking audience member for the whole first half-hour of his show.

 

135. Conan's been going for over ten years, has been through multiple presidents, and still hasn't run out of material.

 

136. Because TSMers prefer Conan to Jon Stewart by an overall margin of 23-2 according to latest poll results.

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137. Conan as Department Store Santa.

 

33. Conan can take anything, and make it remotely interesting, for example, when he went along with a birdwatchers group in Central Park...BEST. SKIT. EVER.

 

Which leads me to...

 

138. Conan climbing into a tree to fool his bird-watching group's rivals who now think they see a new species.

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139.) Gay Frankenstein hitting on Chinese Fabio

140.) Stacken-Blocken

141.) "It's Nein Stacken-Blocken!"

142.) Triumph at the Micheal Jackson Trial

143.) Triumph at the Grammys getting a bunch of New Age artists to help him trash John Mayers hotel room.

144.) Joel's Male Asian Prostitute

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145. Conan keeps the dream alive that one day, he will just come out and the band will never stop playing music, and then everyone will dance for an hour.

146. Conan sometimes pretends that he's taping in a packed stadium and shakes the hands of "fans" directly above him.

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147. Conan telling the Max Weinberg 7 that just once he'd like to listen to some Def Leppard. The next night they played "Pour Some Sugar on Me."

148. The Max Weinberg 7 played "Shakedown" by Bob Seger (from Beverly Hills Cop II) but when Conan asked who was it Max had no idea.

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149. Triumph is a blatant rip-off of Ed the sock and no one cares.

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150.) Pizza Ghost

151.) A groundhog doing a German expressionists interperatation of an average Groundhogs Day, ending in Suicide.

152.) Conan gets a Manicure

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152.) Conan gets a Manicure

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"You butcher! You butchered me! Ohhhhhhh.."

 

153.) That week where the hawk led the Max Weinberg 7.

154.) Conan admits his own segments were "stupid".

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155. We have a great show for you tonight. Oh, who am I kidding. Tonight's show is terrible. Just do yourself a favor and turn off the television right now.

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156.) Handgliding Vinnie Baberino

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157. "And which of those buttons calls your parents to pick you up?"

158. Andy Richter's return on Conan's 10th Anniversary

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159. Constantly making fun of NBC having bad ratings

160. 60

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159. Constantly making fun of NBC having bad ratings

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"The DRIVE FOR FIVE!"

 

161. Goldust showed up on the show, *in character*

162. Amy Poehler's Conan appearances are all 10x funnier than anything she ever did on SNL.

163. Abraham Lincoln in KISS makeup reinacting baseball.