When you shave

[Guest]

That first paragraph was great, keep posting material like that.

[Guest *KNK*]

so he doesn't know how to kiss girls, he doesn't know how to shave....WP did your father live with you, growing up?

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I do know how to shave. I just like to do it in under 2 minutes tops. What sucks now is that I have to shave more often than when I was 23 or 24. I hope my shaving frequency doesn't have to keep on going upwards.

 

 

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What are rushing through shaving for?

 

Is it your super-busy social life?

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He can't handle standing infront of the mirror for more than two minutes at a time?

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Actually, I stand in front of the mirror more than 2 minutes at the today. Throughout the day I probably flex for more than 30 minutes a day so I can check out my lats, biceps, quads, glutamis maximus and so on. My favourite posed are the double bicep pose and just flexing my BUTT muscles up and down which I have a weird fixation of doing. Sometimes I flex one at a time or two at a time and just imagine the girls going ga ga over my gorgeous BUTT. Anytime I see a puddle or a car window (weird windows because they make you wider but they make you shorter as well so your physicque gets distorted) I have to flex in it. Even when I see my shadow from the light or the sun I have to flex. The one thing I hate in life is how almost NO mirror is 100% accurate. Man, what I'd do for an accurate mirror.

 

So no I don't go real fast shaving because I can't stand the mirror. I go real fast because I like the thrill of being a rebel and getting through it as fast as the pain. I like the pain and the adrenaline rush you get from it. Nothing makes you feel more alive than pain. I 'm also real impatient while shaving for some reason.

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No wonder you can't get any action (and I mean real action, not some you paid for at the club and not a smile from a cashier). You are too busy gawking at yourself. You love yourself too much to let others in.

[Guest wildpegasus]

so he doesn't know how to kiss girls, he doesn't know how to shave....WP did your father live with you, growing up?

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I do know how to shave. I just like to do it in under 2 minutes tops. What sucks now is that I have to shave more often than when I was 23 or 24. I hope my shaving frequency doesn't have to keep on going upwards.

 

 

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What are rushing through shaving for?

 

Is it your super-busy social life?

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He can't handle standing infront of the mirror for more than two minutes at a time?

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Actually, I stand in front of the mirror more than 2 minutes at the today. Throughout the day I probably flex for more than 30 minutes a day so I can check out my lats, biceps, quads, glutamis maximus and so on. My favourite posed are the double bicep pose and just flexing my BUTT muscles up and down which I have a weird fixation of doing. Sometimes I flex one at a time or two at a time and just imagine the girls going ga ga over my gorgeous BUTT. Anytime I see a puddle or a car window (weird windows because they make you wider but they make you shorter as well so your physicque gets distorted) I have to flex in it. Even when I see my shadow from the light or the sun I have to flex. The one thing I hate in life is how almost NO mirror is 100% accurate. Man, what I'd do for an accurate mirror.

 

So no I don't go real fast shaving because I can't stand the mirror. I go real fast because I like the thrill of being a rebel and getting through it as fast as the pain. I like the pain and the adrenaline rush you get from it. Nothing makes you feel more alive than pain. I 'm also real impatient while shaving for some reason.

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No wonder you can't get any action (and I mean real action, not some you paid for at the club and not a smile from a cashier). You are too busy gawking at yourself. You love yourself too much to let others in.

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Are you serious with that response? Because I don't get that logic. They say that loving yourself allows you to let others love you as well. And I agree with that to an extent. I'm hard on myself and probably don't love mysefl as much as I could. I don't see how a fixation on a mirror can prevent others from getting in. Maybe I'm missing something. Care to elaborate?

 

And thanks for taking the time to worry about me. It's appreciated

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The Mach 3 is the greatest razor ever. It doesn't get clogged up.

 

Treat yourself to a hot shave at a barber's sometime. It's delectable.

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Better than the new Mach 4, or whatever it's called with 4 blades?

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The Schick Quattro is the 4 blade razor, which is what I use when I need to shave, which is about once in a blue moon..er..ok..once a week.

 

Gilette will soon be releasing their 5 blade Fusion Power which is a powered razor like they have now for the Mach 3..

[Guest wildpegasus]

Can't believe I forget to mention this. Does anyone else ever get tired of using a razor and instead just use a blade? So basically you're just subsututing a razor for your hand. I probably do it both ways equally.

[Slayer 0]

wildpegasus walks the line between gimmick and real

[Guest *KNK*]

I can't believe no one has asked the obvious question

[The Czech Republic 0]

Actually, I stand in front of the mirror more than 2 minutes at the today. Throughout the day I probably flex for more than 30 minutes a day so I can check out my lats, biceps, quads, glutamis maximus and so on. My favourite posed are the double bicep pose and just flexing my BUTT muscles up and down which I have a weird fixation of doing. Sometimes I flex one at a time or two at a time and just imagine the girls going ga ga over my gorgeous BUTT. Anytime I see a puddle or a car window (weird windows because they make you wider but they make you shorter as well so your physicque gets distorted) I have to flex in it. Even when I see my shadow from the light or the sun I have to flex. The one thing I hate in life is how almost NO mirror is 100% accurate. Man, what I'd do for an accurate mirror.

 

So no I don't go real fast shaving because I can't stand the mirror. I go real fast because I like the thrill of being a rebel and getting through it as fast as the pain. I like the pain and the adrenaline rush you get from it. Nothing makes you feel more alive than pain. I 'm also real impatient while shaving for some reason.

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Walks the line

 

EDIT: Slayer beat me to my own line

[Darthtiki 0]

I started out with a shitty electric because of a childhood trauma with an old disposable until I got a free Mach 3 for my 18th birthday and never looked back. However, I am gonna give the quattro a try once my mach blades are depleted.

[tekcop 0]

I know it's a bad movie, but does anyone here remember that Adam Sandler movie with the amnesia girl? "Cause WP is so the girl's brother. All about working out and shit, but still lives with his parents and has no social skills whatsoever.

[CBright7831 0]

The funny thing about me is that I can go without shaving for two months and nobody at work (we have a clean shaving policy) notices that I have hair on my face, much less a beard.

[A Happy Medium 0]

I prefer the Mach 3 along with either gel or cream. I don't like shaving because I have a perpetual five o'clock shadow, which isn't exactly caused by the way I shave, but more because of my dark facial hair.

 

On the bright side, I don't cut myself.

[Use Your Illusion 0]

Jesus Christ, you fucking psychopaths. You are using a razor blade around your neck, use shaving cream.

[Nighthawk 0]

Think I'll invent a razor with a million blades. It'll be called the Mach A Million, or Maximillian to its friends..

[Guest wildpegasus]

I know it's a bad movie, but does anyone here remember that Adam Sandler movie with the amnesia girl? "Cause WP is so the girl's brother. All about working out and shit, but still lives with his parents and has no social skills whatsoever.

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I gotta check this movie out. Do you have idea on what it's called? That's not "50 first dates" or whaterver it's called. Is it?

 

I have social skills on the computer so it's not that bad.

 

 

Since we're talking about shaving -- I just remembered how creepy is it to watch another guy shave. Cutting myself doesn't scare me but that does. I had to be polite and talk but man I hate watching someone shave. Freaks me out. Anyone else share this "problem"?

 

Some girls like watching you shave. They find it sexy for whatever reason. Random thoughts over.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I only use the cream when I shave my pubes. I just trim my facial hair to about a 1 on your standard trimmers, and leave a wooly goatee.

 

My next brilliant invention is a wide-based trimmer with a long handle so a fella can shave his own back.

[Renegade 0]

I have social skills on the computer so it's not that bad.

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[Nighthawk 0]

Yeah, it's 50 First Dates.

[Sideburnious 0]

50 first dates wasn't that bad. It had it's moments.

[The Czech Republic 0]

Some would say....fifty moments?

[Vyce 0]

I have social skills on the computer so it's not that bad.

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Yeah, really. Let's not be so hasty, WP.

 

I use a straight razor, since I absolutely hate electric. I've never found an electric that will give me a close enough shave, which has led me to using the electric far too long to get all of the hairs, which has given me razor burn. I switched to a straight a few years back, and it's worked out much better.

 

And the Mach 3 really is a quality product.

[TheDevilAndGodAreRagingInsideMe 0]

M3Power + Edge Pro Gel

(Believe the hype)

[the max 0]

I use the Schick EXTREME three blade razor with Edge pro gel. I tried using the Quattro and promptly tore my neck up. I'll never understand the use of more than three blades.

[The Czech Republic 0]

I shave with my mind. I will the hairs off my face.

[Boon 0]

Am I the only one here who owns a machine that heats your shaving cream? A hot lather machine, I think its called?

 

God, it is amazing.

[The Czech Republic 0]

Getting a blowjob on a rollercoaster while shooting heroin would be amazing. You're just talking about warm soap.

[Sideburnious 0]

I'd say it would be hard to stick a needle in a vain while riding a rollercoaster. Besides i'm sure there'd be a few bite-downs from the blowjob too. Definatly not a good idea.

Now if it was in a car parked at the side of the road...

[Guest *KNK*]

I'd say it would be hard to stick a needle in a vain while riding a rollercoaster. Besides i'm sure there'd be a few bite-downs from the blowjob too. Definatly not a good idea.

Now if it was in a car parked at the side of the road...

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Why would you pull over for a BJ? Otherwise, it's just a standard BJ. Road head is enjoyable because of the additional element of driving and clear view for other people to be seeing you.