Man kills buck with bare hands

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Man kills buck with bare hands in bedroom

November 2, 2005

 

BENTONVILLE, Ark. --For 40 exhausting minutes, Wayne Goldsberry battled a buck with his bare hands in his daughter's bedroom.

 

Goldsberry finally subdued the five-point whitetail deer that crashed through a bedroom window at his daughter's home Friday. When it was over, blood splattered the walls and the deer lay dead on the bedroom floor, its neck broken.

 

Goldsberry was at his daughter's home when he heard glass breaking. He went back to check on the noise and found the deer.

 

"I was standing about like this peeking around the corner when the deer came out of the bedroom," said Goldsberry. The deer ran down the hall and into the master bedroom -- "jumping back and forth across the bed."

 

Goldsberry, about 6-feet-1 and 200 pounds, entered the bedroom to confront the deer and, after a brief struggle, emerged to tell his wife to call police. After returning to the bedroom, the fight continued. Goldsberry finally was able to grip the animal and twist its neck, killing it.

 

Goldsberry, sore from the struggle, dragged the dead animal out of the house.

 

"He got kicked several times. He was walking bowlegged for a while," Deputy Doug Gay said.

 

At this time of year, a buck that sees its reflection in a window often charges, believing it is fighting off a rival, Gay said.

 

Goldsberry had the deer butchered.

 

"He's in the freezer," the man said before walking to the kitchen and showing off pounds of freshly wrapped venison.

 

That is one badass motherfucker.

[Ravenbomb]

I'm so glad my name isn't Doug Gay

[2GOLD]

I'm so glad my name isn't Doug Gay

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When you have a name like that, you really should have a job with a gun. Being a sheriff deputy in Arkansas sounds just about right.

[Gary Floyd]

It would be awesome if they made a video game out of this.

[sfaJack]

Minus several points because he didn't field dress it...

[snuffbox]

Minus several points because he didn't field dress it...

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You tell him that.

[Lil' Bitch]

He's in the freezer

 

[The Mandarin]

Seeing the actual freshly wrapped venison made me laugh my head off.

 

I want a fucking bear to go to this guy's house. That would be more evenly matched.

[Boon]

Please, a bear would never put this guy over.

[Dimensions]

That's fuckin awesome check this one out from msnbc.com...

 

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NAIROBI - A 73-year-old Kenyan grandfather reached into the mouth of an attacking leopard and tore out its tongue to kill it, authorities said Wednesday.

 

Peasant farmer Daniel M’Mburugu was tending to his potato and bean crops in a rural area near Mount Kenya when the leopard charged out of the long grass and leapt on him.

 

M’Mburugu had a machete in one hand but dropped that to thrust his fist down the leopard’s mouth. He gradually managed to pull out the animal’s tongue, leaving it in its death-throes.

 

“It let out a blood-curdling snarl that made the birds stop chirping,” he told the daily Standard newspaper of how the leopard came at him and knocked him over.

 

The leopard sank its teeth into the farmer’s wrist and mauled him with its claws. “A voice, which must have come from God, whispered to me to drop the panga (machete) and thrust my hand in its wide-open mouth. I obeyed,” M’Mburugu said.

 

As the leopard was dying, a neighbor heard the screams and arrived to finish it off with a machete.

 

M’Mburugu was toasted as a hero in his village Kihato after the incident earlier this month. He was also given free hospital treatment by astonished local authorities.

 

“This guy is very lucky to be alive,” Kenya Wildlife Service official Connie Maina told Reuters, confirming details of the incident.

 

Don't fuck with that guy's food.

[Guest Vitamin X]

Awww, poor leopard.

[Ravenbomb]

Ok, I demand a Deer Killer vs. Leopard Killer match

[Guest clockworkraven]

The leopard sank its teeth into the farmer’s wrist and mauled him with its claws. “A voice, which must have come from God, whispered to me to drop the panga (machete) and thrust my hand in its wide-open mouth. I obeyed,” M’Mburugu said.

 

He decided to drop his knife and pull a leopard's tongue out because God told him to.

 

I think the Deer Killer has the age advantage.

[Ravenbomb]

true, but I think a Leopard would generally be harder to kill than a Buck

[Golgo 13]

Throw in the shark killing Icelandic fisherman from a few months back.

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The leopard sank its teeth into the farmer’s wrist and mauled him with its claws. “A voice, which must have come from God, whispered to me to drop the panga (machete) and thrust my hand in its wide-open mouth. I obeyed,” M’Mburugu said.

 

He decided to drop his knife and pull a leopard's tongue out because God told him to.

 

I think the Deer Killer has the age advantage.

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One of those times when being old and senile worked out to his advantage.

Or, it was Ray Liotta in his cornfield whispering what to do.

[CBright7831]

Well, at least we won't get that annoying Bambi sequel now.

[Guest BrokenWings]

true, but I think a Leopard would generally be harder to kill than a Buck

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Generally, I'd agree, but I imagine breaking a 5-point buck's neck is more difficult than ripping out a leopard's tongue.

[The Czech Republic]

Man kills buck with bare hands

 

 

 

 

Let's go for two, sir.

[Vampiro69]

That man is a man's man that is for sure.

[Damaramu]

When I read this story all I could picture was Joe from Family Guy melted to the driveway and saying "BRING IT ON!!!!!!!!" to the giant rat.

[The Mandarin]

Man kills buck with bare hands

 

 

 

 

Let's go for two, sir.

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LOOK AT THAT GUY'S FOREHEAD

 

Nothing can kill Joe Buck. No way.

[Gary Floyd]

That man is a man's man that is for sure.

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Is he a REAL Man's Man?

[Vampiro69]

That man is a man's man that is for sure.

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Is he a REAL Man's Man?

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I was hoping someone would mention Regal after I posted that.

[AboveAverage484]

Headlines like this thread's make me bust out laughing for some reason

[Vern Gagne]

true, but I think a Leopard would generally be harder to kill than a Buck

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Generally, I'd agree, but I imagine breaking a 5-point buck's neck is more difficult than ripping out a leopard's tongue.

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Keep in mind the buck just went threw glass so he's bleeding pretty badly. The old man killed a Leopard fighting at 100%.

[A Happy Medium]

Who says the leopard didn't have the sniffles?

[Vern Gagne]

Leopard Killer < Deer Killer

 

[Vampiro69]

I still would not want to run into either of these guys if they were in a bad mood.

[LaParkaYourCar]

Well, at least we won't get that annoying Bambi sequel now.

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The new film is a 'midquel', the story taking place in the middle of the first Bambi movie. It is your basic teenage angst tale, dealing with Bambi coping with his Father, the Great Prince, and his finding of a new mate while an orphaned Bambi comes to terms with his Mother's death.

 

Oh God it's Emo Bambi.