The Amazing Rando Posted November 22, 2005 Report Posted November 22, 2005 In kayfabe, why would Bischoff's Raw Brand liscense a toy with both Taker and...Batista(?) in it along with Cena? I'll bet if you shake it Taker doesn't even move around because he "isn't feeling it".
Guest *KNK* Posted November 22, 2005 Report Posted November 22, 2005 That's supposed to be Batista? I seriously cant tell.
AlaskanHero Posted November 22, 2005 Report Posted November 22, 2005 I'd buy one. Or steal one from someone else who had bought one. Whichever happened first.
The Niggardly King Posted November 22, 2005 Report Posted November 22, 2005 I wonder if there will be a "Smackdown" one.
RavishingRickRudo Posted November 22, 2005 Report Posted November 22, 2005 That's awesome. But I am a snowglobe mark, so yeah....
The Amazing Rando Posted November 22, 2005 Report Posted November 22, 2005 it might be Masters. The Smackdown one will feature Edge, Matt Hardy, and Lita...and when you shake it tears, dollar bills, and STDs just go flying in every direction.
Guest *KNK* Posted November 22, 2005 Report Posted November 22, 2005 What is that supposed to be on top of "batista/masters/?" a hat? or an afro?
The Amazing Rando Posted November 22, 2005 Report Posted November 22, 2005 just hair...but it's CARTOOOOOOONY.
2GOLD Posted November 22, 2005 Report Posted November 22, 2005 I want a stocking in the shape of Lita's vagina. You could be stuffing that thing with so many toys that you wouldn't even need a tree! As for the snowglobe, how much they want? I'm guessing 29.95 ETA: Only 25? That's actually not too bad.
The Amazing Rando Posted November 22, 2005 Report Posted November 22, 2005 I want a stocking in the shape of Lita's vagina. You could be stuffing that thing with so many toys that you wouldn't even need a tree! As for the snowglobe...how much they want? I'm guessing 29.95 <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Oh yes, that's very pleasent. "Timmy, we were going to get you a bicycle, but instead...here's some sphyllis!" Then again, to make it REALLY in the shape of her vagina you'd have to fill it with 17 young men and a puppy.
Vern Gagne Posted November 22, 2005 Report Posted November 22, 2005 Someone will be hit over the head with one of those.
Guest clockworkraven Posted November 22, 2005 Report Posted November 22, 2005 That snow is too white for the Undertaker.
JustJoe2k5 Posted November 22, 2005 Report Posted November 22, 2005 They couldn't even use custom graphics on the stocking. Atleast make the superstars look happy, it's the holidays. Undertaker's look gives you the feeling there's a dead puppy in the stocking or something.
Si82 Posted November 22, 2005 Report Posted November 22, 2005 Jesus! That Batista thing scared the shit out of me. Look Timmy, more Christmas crap...
nl5xsk1 Posted November 22, 2005 Report Posted November 22, 2005 <{POST_SNAPBACK}> So, they used Stacey's image in place of the "Torrie Wilson token diva' spot, eh?
Twisted Intestine Posted November 22, 2005 Report Posted November 22, 2005 The SD logo is probably on the opposite side. The side you can't see, because RAW is the superior brand.
Failed Bridge Posted November 22, 2005 Report Posted November 22, 2005 If they want to make it life like then the Batista toy should break after a few uses.
SuperJerk Posted November 24, 2005 Report Posted November 24, 2005 They could've AT LEAST dressed them in seasonal attire.
CanadianChick Posted November 24, 2005 Report Posted November 24, 2005 Hey now, Rey's wearing green and Stacy's wearing red. What else do you want? Geez...
Epic Reine Posted November 24, 2005 Report Posted November 24, 2005 They couldn't even use custom graphics on the stocking. Atleast make the superstars look happy, it's the holidays. Undertaker's look gives you the feeling there's a dead puppy in the stocking or something. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> He's no worse than HHH's evil expression.
dubq Posted November 24, 2005 Report Posted November 24, 2005 Yeah because that's what every young boy wants for x-mas. A stocking decorated with men in speedos. *yeesh*
TheInsane Posted November 26, 2005 Report Posted November 26, 2005 Wow!!! This is awesome and hilarious
The Tino Standard Posted November 26, 2005 Report Posted November 26, 2005 It amazes me that with all the replica title belts they sell for $200-$300 (and even higher than that), they STILL aren't selling one of Cena's WWE title belt. They had a version of his custom US belt out right away. He's had this one since like April. EDIT: Well, shit, just as soon as I write that, I go to their Shopzone site and, sure enough, they're selling it now. $349. Yikes.
Matt Young Posted November 27, 2005 Report Posted November 27, 2005 I was gonna say, even though they may not have had that belt on Shopzone, Highspots has been selling it. A friend of mine owns one.
Gary Floyd Posted November 27, 2005 Report Posted November 27, 2005 Wow... just wow. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'd probably buy that. I almost bought "Wrestlemania: The Album" (used, for about $3.99) as a joke, but didn't. So, now that I think about it, I wouldn't buy that.
Twisted Intestine Posted November 27, 2005 Report Posted November 27, 2005 My mom would buy it for me for Christmas, if they were selling it at Walmart and she saw it.
MrRant Posted November 27, 2005 Report Posted November 27, 2005 I was gonna say, even though they may not have had that belt on Shopzone, Highspots has been selling it. A friend of mine owns one. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Your friend sucks.
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