Game

[LucharesuFan619]

Pick the month you were born:

 

January- I had sex with

February- I slapped

March- I murdered

April- I looked at

May- I masturbated with

June- I slept with

July- I laughed at

August- I stabbed

September- I shot

October- I made love to

November- I wrestled

December- I crapped

 

Now pick the day of your birth

 

1. A prostitute

2. An Asian

3. A Woman with HIV

4. A drunken black man

5. Santa Clause

6. A playboy bunny

7. A married mom

8. My stuffed bunny

9. Your mom

10. The Easter Bunny

11. The lamp

12. The devil

13. My lettermans Jacket

14. My teacher

15. The Rock

16. A DVD player

17. A pencil sharpener

18. The phone

19. My computer

20. Your house

21. The tape measurer

22. A football player

23. The pope

24. Governor Swartenegar

25. A transvestite

26. Mr. Incredible

27. A porn star

28. Your hot sister

29. George Bush

30. A tape recorder

31. The printer

 

Now the THIRD letter of your LAST name

 

A- Because I like chocolate

B- Because I was bored

C- Because my pants were on too tight

D- Because I am a homosexual

E- Because my heart is two sizes too small

F- Because I didnt get any presents for Christmas

G- Because I like eggs

H- Because the world will end tomorrow

I- Because I slit my wrists

J- Because I dont have a bf/gf

K- Because I like football

L- Because I was high

M- Because I was drunk

N- Because my mom told me to

O- Because fruit cakes fly

P- Because Im lonely

Q- Because my parents fight a lot

R- Because Im horny

S- Because I want to commit suicide

T- Because I hate school

U- Because I was drunk

V- Because I love slumber parties

W- Because it calms me

X- Because I like brownies

Y- Because I like to spoon

Z- Because I need to masturbate

 

I got "I looked at a drunken black man because I'm horny."

 

What's your result???

Edited December 23, 2005 by LucharesuFan619

[Your Paragon of Virtue]

lame

[Guest Smues]

Lame.

 

 

Oh and I murdered the printer because my heart is two sizes too small. Take that you stupid printer.

[Special K]

I stabbed the Devil because my pant were too tight. Eh.

-=DOUG

[Art Sandusky]

I crapped on a Playboy bunny because fruitcakes fly.

[Guest The King]

I CRAPPED THE POPE BECAUSE I NEED TO MASTURBATE

[The Czech Republic]

Let's hit someone with a beautiful truck while we're at it, you fuckhead

[Sideburnious]

I shot The Rock because my mom told me to

[Carnival]

Let's hit someone with a beautiful truck while we're at it, you fuckhead

It's the sexy truck, Czech. You obviously aren't as lame as me, cuz I hit Chave! with the sexy truck recently.

[Nighthawk]

Mine says "I wrestled the phone because I was high." That actually makes sense.

[Hawk 34]

I had sex with the devil because I was high.

[Guest Fook]

I had sex with a DVD player because I'm horny.

[Lord of The Curry]

I laughed at your hot sister becaue I like eggs.

[Spaceman Spiff]

I masturbated with The Rock because fruit cakes fly.

[Guest The Spike]

I stabbed a tape recorder because I love slumber parties.

 

Yeah.

[BUTT]

My Fourteen Favorite Girls!! Firstly, I want all of you to know that I love u to death and its hard for me to only pick 14 girls to send this to, so consider yourself lucky ... or is it not lucky? If I dont get this back I understand =) I have a game for you. This game has been played since 1977. Once you read this letter, you must send it to 14 girls within five days. On the fifth day, HE(the male of your choice) will either ask you out, or say "I love you." Please send this to your 14 FAV0RitE girls. It has worked for years. Good luck Girls

[alfdogg]

I laughed at a drunken black man because I didn't get presents for Christmas

[Angle-plex]

I made love to The Rock because I was horny....

[Guest FromBeyondTheGrave]

I made love to Santa Clause because I was high.

 

...I never get high.

[Guest Vitamin X]

I stabbed your hot sister because I was drunk.

[Slayer]

I masturbated with a married mom because my pants were too tight

 

Right on.

[The Amazing Rando]

I wrestled a married mom because I was horny.

 

 

If you say so, OH GREAT MYSTIC ONE~!

[KGB]

I murdered George Bush because the world will end tomorrow.

[Mole]

I shot a drunken black man because I like chocolate.

[Matt Young]

Mine says "I wrestled the phone because I was high." That actually makes sense.

 

I laughed at a tape recorder because I was drunk.

 

Mine makes sense, too. And strangely enough, I just did this on MySpace.

[treble]

I stabbed your hot sister because I was drunk.

I did it because I like to spoon.

[kkktookmybabyaway]

I looked at a drunken black man because my mom told me to.

 

Looks like we got the same birthdate LF...

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I had sex with a prostitute because I was high.

 

Very grind.

Edited December 25, 2005 by Agent of Oblivion

[kkktookmybabyaway]

That's nice Agent, but what phrase did you put together from the options in LF's post?...

[Murmuring Beast]

I didn't do this thread because it's a bloody waste of time.