100 things we didn't know this time last year

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Yeah, what didn't we know about wrestling this time last year?

 

Let's begin:

 

1. It's still real, damn it!

2. Hunter is a fucking idiot according to Billy Gunn.

3. Snitsky has a foot fetisch.

4. Jeff is the sane Hardy brother... Who would have thought that?!

5. Lex Luger doesn't knooooooooooow.

6. The Blue Meanie would return to WWE because Bradshaw is a dick.

7. CM Punk can't work according to HHH and HBK.

8. Odd travel partners: Juventud and Bob Orton.

9. Marty Jannety can still go.

10. "There is a lot of the old Shawn Michaels in the new Shawn Michaels" according to Hogan.

[Masked Man of Mystery 0]

We didn't know Eddie Guerrero would be dead.....

[Guest JMA]

Jeff isn't sane, not even compared to Matt. He's still the crazy brother.

[Team Angle Pusher 0]

Cena isn't the next Austin

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The sun is warm and it's hot and it's not cold like when you're in the water.

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That Batista would get the WM match (though his reaction was much better than Ortons, we all figured Orton would still get the mania match)

 

That two faces would win the titles at mania and go on to hold them through the begin of 06 at least

[Guest cacheton]

That Micheal Hayes and Edge would combine for one of the better promos of the year.

 

That Daivari would be getting face pops for interfering with Cena.

 

Vince McMahon is an ass doctor.

 

Who Shelton Benjamin's mama is.

 

That The Big Show can spit on a dead man's lowrider and still be a face.

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That Ric Flair can actually hit something off the top rope.

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That Ric Flair can actually hit something off the top rope.

I think that's a WWE thing like Andre's undefeated streak. I'm pretty sure he won his second NWA title with a flying cross body. It's the first match on the Flair DVD.

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Back in WCW, whenever Flair would go to the top, Madden would bellow out how it worked at the first Starrcade in 83 and hasn't worked since.

 

Although, I'm pretty sure he came off the top at Starrcade 93.

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That the Hebners would be gone.

 

That patterson would be gone.

 

That Benoit would still be getting professionally bitch slapped.

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That Stephanie McMahon has started smoking a pack of Camels a day.

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That WWE could run an ECW ppv that wouldn't suck.

 

That someone would "jump ship" and go to TNA.

 

That the Diva Search winner & The Tough Enough winner would get let go.

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That one of the year's most compelling PPV main events would be HBK/Hogan.

 

That Batista would close the year more over than Cena, who seemed untouchable at one point.

 

That one of the most talked about TV matches of the year would involved Marty Jannety.

 

That TNA would get clearance on a real cable network...and not have to pay for it.

 

That Samoa Joe would become THE man in TNA.

 

That Christian would get over enough to main event, not get the chance and end up main eventing for TNA, all would have seemed crazy at this point last year.

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That we never fully realized the stroke that Jeff Jarrett has in TNA and that he can still have a stranglehold on the NWA World title in spite of the rest of the wrestling world getting tired of it.

 

Triple H could actually go most of the year without regaining a title after dropping the World title to Batista.

 

Ric Flair could have what basically will be his final title run...and it actually has lasted longer than expected.

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That Muhammad Hassan would be killed... And his manager would become Kurt Angle's personal ref.

 

Not one, but two people would surpass JBL's title reign length.

 

Tim White of all people would kill himself on ppv.

 

Johnny Nitro would be a 3 time tag champ.

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Joey Styles is the voice of RAW.

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Viscera would become a love machine.

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Tatanka, Hacksaw Jim Duggan, Doink The Clown, Greg Valentine, Jimmy Snuka, Jake Roberts, Ted Dibiase, Dusty Rhodes, Ricky Steamboat, Superstar Billy Graham, Kevin Von Erich, Kamala, Michael Hayes, Dean Malkenko, Iron Sheik, Nicolai Volkoff.....

 

 

Would all make an appearance on RAW.

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Austin would walk again after being told he's jobbing to the Coach.

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Vader would return to Raw!

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Vader would forget how to plant his feet jumping out of the ring.

[Guest cacheton]

That Matt Hardy would refuse to sell for Undertaker.

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Back in WCW, whenever Flair would go to the top, Madden would bellow out how it worked at the first Starrcade in 83 and hasn't worked since.

 

Although, I'm pretty sure he came off the top at Starrcade 93.

 

He won the World Title from Jarrett with it in 2000 and I believe Madden marked out not because Flair won the title, but because he hit a crossbody.

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That Chavo Guerrero would denounce then accept his Latino Hertiage

 

That we could have an athletic Samoian wrestler in the business

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Back in WCW, whenever Flair would go to the top, Madden would bellow out how it worked at the first Starrcade in 83 and hasn't worked since.

 

Although, I'm pretty sure he came off the top at Starrcade 93.

 

He won the World Title from Jarrett with it in 2000 and I believe Madden marked out not because Flair won the title, but because he hit a crossbody.

 

No, the finish when Flair won the title from Jarrett was Jeff, after whipping Flair to the ropes, ducking his head for a back bodydrop attempt which Flair turned into a small package.

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That Lita is a dirty, dirty whore.

 

Wait a second...okay, a correction:

 

That Edge is a dirty, dirty whore.

 

That Matt Hardy is emo.

 

That Jeff Hardy is a monster. Grr!

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That Vince McMahon has incredibly weak Quads

 

That Christian would be in a tag team match with Sting

 

That Jim Ross would no longer be announcing Raw

 

That Coach would be announcing Raw

 

Mark Henry would be in what is apparently a world title program

 

That the boogeyman is coming to getcha...with worms, no less.

 

That Brock Lesnar threatened Vince with Killing himself if he wasnt released.

 

That Chris Jericho would be gone from WWE

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62. You can't escape a Full Nelson.

 

63. Chris Jericho enjoys fooling fans on his site.

 

64. Paul London has the balls to stand up to Vince Mcmahon.

 

65. AJ Styles rather works for Jesus than ROH.

 

66. Vince Russo is not in the wrestling business, he's in the God business.

 

67. Prince Nana is the greatest manager in the business.

 

68. Sandman still has the best entrance.

 

69. RVD can cut a good promo.

 

70. Beulah would finally get her revenge on the Dudleyz.

 

71. Terry Funk would wrestle another barbwire match.

 

72. TNA would have a barbwire match on PPV.

 

73. Sabu would do a shoot interview... So weird hearing him talk like a normal guy.

 

74. The highlight of the WON would be "The weekly adventures of Juventud".

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75. Raw would move back to USA

 

76. Smackdown would move from Thursdays to Fridays

 

77. Bret Hart would participate in a WWE dvd about his career

 

78. Chris Candido would die as a result of an injury that happened during a TNA ppv