ChrisMWaters Posted January 8, 2006 Report Posted January 8, 2006 If karma were to strike then the baby ends up being Bret Hart's. No, that would be Karma for Shawn Michaels' next child.
Failed Bridge Posted January 8, 2006 Report Posted January 8, 2006 If karma were to strike then the baby ends up being Bret Hart's. No, that would be Karma for Shawn Michaels' next child. Not completely. I mean you have to look at what would happen if this were Bret's kid. 1.) Triple-H was just as much a part of the whole Montreal incident. Bret at the very least makes it so Triple-H is around a child that is not only not his, but of a man he does despise. That is if it doesn't end the marriage altogether. 2.) Vince's favorite superstar is now fighting with his daughter who he gave creative control to. The stress from each trying to win his favor while trying to keep the rest of the locker room from taking sides and making factions could end up giving Vince a heart-attack(not that he isn't at risk now having roided himself up beyond belief at one point). 3.) One day the company would be partially in the hands of a child that gets half its genes from Bret Hart. The thought alone would cause both Trips and Vince to go off the deep end. 4.) Although its the least likeliest of happening in this scenerio; Vince in an extreme rage disowns Steph leading to a very messy court battle that could literally rip the company up. Lets all pray this is Bret's baby.
Gary Floyd Posted January 8, 2006 Report Posted January 8, 2006 Bet you it turns out to be Viscera's kid. All joking aside, congradulations to the couple. Now please, take some time off from the WWE for a while.
Guest Coffey Posted January 8, 2006 Report Posted January 8, 2006 Who knew an awkward pause and long stare in a parking garage of an arena could get someone pregnant?
ChrisMWaters Posted January 8, 2006 Report Posted January 8, 2006 I wonder... Will WWE.com put pictures of Stephanie in Labor up on the site when the time comes?
haVoc Posted January 8, 2006 Report Posted January 8, 2006 Isn't Shane's wife expecting their second child in the next few months? Shane and Steph are going to be around Vince's age before their kids can/will take over the business.
DerangedHermit Posted January 8, 2006 Report Posted January 8, 2006 The baby's first words will be a 20 minute promo at the beginning of Raw
Lord of The Curry Posted January 8, 2006 Report Posted January 8, 2006 It's comforting that in this modern day and age that the kid can grow up and look back on thousands of internet archives of people condemning his father. And he probably won't care. But then he'll look back on who his father was banging before he moved on to mommy.........yeah, maybe then he'll care.
normam Posted January 8, 2006 Report Posted January 8, 2006 do you think that in 25 years time, HHH and son/daughter will team up in some way or another like the ortons?
Guest Human Highlight Reel Posted January 8, 2006 Report Posted January 8, 2006 ^Probably, if it's a boy. Triple H won't want his child challenging him for the title.
Lord of The Curry Posted January 8, 2006 Report Posted January 8, 2006 "Mommy, why is Daddy's back so red and scarred?"
buffybeast Posted January 8, 2006 Report Posted January 8, 2006 I wonder... Will WWE.com put pictures of Stephanie in Labor up on the site when the time comes? Yes...if it helps promote/sale a ppv. This family would do anything for a buck/ratings.
Guest Fook Posted January 8, 2006 Report Posted January 8, 2006 do you think that in 25 years time, HHH and son/daughter will team up in some way or another like the ortons? Nah. We're going to get Shane's kid vs Steph's kid at WMXLIII.
MDH257 Posted January 8, 2006 Report Posted January 8, 2006 I'm with the whole "demon spawn is among us crowd" on this one.
Guest Andrew J. Posted January 9, 2006 Report Posted January 9, 2006 I really hope its a girl. Four words: First female world champion.
ChrisMWaters Posted January 9, 2006 Report Posted January 9, 2006 I really hope its a girl. Four words: First female world champion. Slightly off topic... But sadly enough, I was delusional enough to want Chyna to have that honor. This was back during Chyna's first IC title run.
Guest Princess Leena Posted January 9, 2006 Report Posted January 9, 2006 I feel bad for this kid. The odds of it having a physical/mental deformity are quite high.
ChrisMWaters Posted January 9, 2006 Report Posted January 9, 2006 I feel bad for this kid. The odds of it having a physical/mental deformity are quite high. Hey, at least it's not Chyna's child. Picture Triple H's nose and Chyna's pre-surgery chin on a kid.
bobobrazil1984 Posted January 9, 2006 Report Posted January 9, 2006 I wonder if she'll give birth to a hand.
Masked Man of Mystery Posted January 9, 2006 Report Posted January 9, 2006 I wish them well, but I have one little crack to make: perhaps this child is the fruit of the steroid testing?
Guest jumpingbombangel Posted January 9, 2006 Report Posted January 9, 2006 I just found this... I'm in love with the above.
Guest netslob Posted January 9, 2006 Report Posted January 9, 2006 I wonder if she'll give birth to a hand. nope. a giant nose.
The Niggardly King Posted January 9, 2006 Report Posted January 9, 2006 His first words will be "You think you know me!" with a big toothy grin! and Trips will pull all his hair out.
JN News Posted January 9, 2006 Report Posted January 9, 2006 His first words will be "You think you know me!" with a big toothy grin! and Trips will pull all his hair out. You know, I really, REALLY hope so.
Guest OKCoyote Posted January 9, 2006 Report Posted January 9, 2006 I hate to say it, but the kid'll be a chip off the ol' block. I mean, it does come from an excellent pedigree.
Boner Kawanger Posted January 9, 2006 Report Posted January 9, 2006 "Huh. That's strange. The baby cries whenever any member of the immediate family holds it."
jester Posted January 9, 2006 Report Posted January 9, 2006 Stephanie (McMahon) Levesque and her husband, Paul Levesque (Triple H), are happy to announce that they are expecting their first child. WWE.com would like to congratulate the expecting parents. Taken from wwe.com Cool. Shelton Benjamin will be jobbing to a toddler in about a year.
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