the.weej 0 Report post Posted January 15, 2006 (edited) The Smartmark's Wrestling Federation presents... SWF FAMILY FRIENDLY(?) LOCKDOWN! LIVE, WEDNESDAY JANUARY 18th, FROM THE *SOLD OUT* QWEST CENTER IN OMAHA, NEBRASKA! (9pm PST, 11pm EST; check local listings) It's a Lockdown... IN LIMBO! After a disasterous last show, the future of Lockdown itself, nevermind "Family Friendly," is in peril! Sponsors are dropping the show like a bad habbit, and new ones are looking rarer than Nazi war documents. As Joe Peters feverishly attempts to secure new funding for one of his marquee television programs, the workers of the SWF soldier on... for the *children.* Are Family Friendly rules in effect? Well, sort of. Maybe. Who knows? Nobody's quite sure. OPENING PROMO: Zyon and Spike Jenkins MAIN EVENT CANADIAN DEATHMATCH INTERNATIONAL TITLE BOUT Jay Hawke© vs Zyon© ->The fascists at the top of the SWF still feel that Hawke has held onto his damn belt for too long - but, unfortunately, the last time he went out to defend it, he held onto the damn thing. Well, if at first you don't succeed... this time, all the stops have been pulled out, as Hawke faces Zyon in an SWF ORIGINAL~! stipulation. Why Zyon? 'Cause he's fucking good, that's why! Rules:Regular DQ and count-out rules are not in effect. The winner is the first one to get a combined count of 10. For example, if one man pins the other for a 4 count, then a 3 count later in the match that’s a combined 7 count. Only 3 counts and higher can contribute to the combined count; you can’t just get 5 near falls in a row to win. Zyon's cruiserweight title is not on the line. Word Limit: 6000 Send To: chirs3 SINGLES MATCH JJ Johnson vs TORU Takahara ->JJJ, that bastard, took out KOJI Kitano on the last show - even if you didn't see it, it happened, read the promo, I assure you. What does this mean for TKO!? Well, they can't defend the tag titles now. Big deal. This is different from the last 2 months how? Anyway, TORU seeks VENGEANCE here on Lockdown. Rules: Singles match. Word Limit: 5000 Send To: realitycheck TRIPLE IMPACT MATCH "The Icon" Max King vs Wildchild ->Why these two? Well, why not? Two of the best the SWF has to offer THROW DOWN in a unique matchup. Does everything need two weeks of build and a thousand word description? Nah. Rules: At the beginning of the match, Funyon will read from a card one specific move. This move can be absolutely anything. (outside of something generic - dropkick, clothesline, forearm to the face, etc) The winner of the match is whomever performs it on their opponent three times. Word Limit: 5000 Send To: Justice TAG MATCH Tim Dillon & Stryke vs Kevin Coyote & Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix ->Kevin Coyote hasn't been doing so hot since his debut. Although perhaps if he wasn't so... overzealous in his attempt to earn "respect," he may not have gotten in over his head in a handicap match against Zyon and Spike Jenkins. Well, THIS time, he gets the benefit of a partner. A long-ass time ago, Landon Maddix found himself in much the same position, striving for respect. Maddix found Todd. Kevin may not be so lucky. Can Landon pass on some of the wisdom he's accrued during his long tenure in the SWF? Probably not, but who cares? Rules: Standard tag team match. Word Limit: 4500 Send To: realitycheck SINGLES MATCH Christian Fury vs Wes Davenport ->Christian Fury, who you may remeber from Ramadomination, was last seen dressed up like a Jew, getting the shit stomped out of him by angry Muslims. I think we can expect that event to never be mentioned by Fury, ever. He faces off against Wes Davenport in, coincidentally, Wes' first match since Ramadomination. First-person perspective meets first-rate arrogance in what should be a Killer! (Though not The Killer - Wes only wishes he could be Chow Yun Fat) Rules: Standard singles match. Word Limit: 3500 Send To: janusd SINGLES MATCH Laberinto vs The Crimson Skull ->The man... the myth... the legend... THE CRIMSON SKULL at long last returns! After a long haitus, his evilness (and his evil assistant, Heff) comes back to the SWF to continue his pursuit of vile superheroes! Rules: Singles match. Word Limit: 3500 Send To: Justice (Send shit to Justice) (Booking notes: Since there was no Raynor and no Judge to help me out, much of this card was constructed with the help of the Ferret himself, Janus. All blame for any poor booking may thusly be directed at them.) Edited January 15, 2006 by realitycheck Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Blank 0 Report post Posted January 15, 2006 Can it be? is it true? *MARKS THE FRIG OUT* SKULL!! SKULL!! SKULL!! SKULL!! SKULL!! oh and that's quite a full show, good to see that many matches on a non-PPV show Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Failed Bridge 0 Report post Posted January 15, 2006 *shakes fist over being booked again after thread in the general folder* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted January 15, 2006 TRIPLE IMPACT MATCH "The Icon" Max King vs Wildchild ->Why these two? Well, why not? Two of the best the SWF has to offer THROW DOWN in a unique matchup. Does everything need two weeks of build and a thousand word description? Nah. Rules: At the beginning of the match, Funyon will read from a card one specific move. This move can be absolutely anything. (outside of something generic - dropkick, clothesline, forearm to the face, etc) The winner of the match is whomever performs it on their opponent three times. Word Limit: 5000 Send To: Justice Has this move been predetermined by CC, or can we use our imagination? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the.weej 0 Report post Posted January 15, 2006 (edited) Frigid: Ah, yes. If necessary, I can try and edit you out in favour of someone else - I just wanted to make use of the whole roster for this show. *EDIT*: Like a childhood dream, it's whatever you want it to be, WC. One of the last times I booked that match, the other dude's finisher ended up being the move in question. -Z Edited January 15, 2006 by realitycheck Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Failed Bridge 0 Report post Posted January 15, 2006 I'd appreciate that as I have to get my permit this week along with saying goodbye to family members up here incase this vacation becomes a permanent move. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zyon 0 Report post Posted January 15, 2006 Fantastic card. Also as for the Canadian Deathmatch. By regular DQ rules does that mean no DQ period or are the only DQ rules that are off pertain to the family friendly rules...if that makes sense. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the.weej 0 Report post Posted January 15, 2006 (edited) Booking surgery complete, card edited. And Zyon, not even the refs are sure what's up with the Family Friendly rules this show. So... have fun with it. -Z Edited January 15, 2006 by realitycheck Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted January 15, 2006 Awesome; I've already got a move in mind. (Y) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0 Report post Posted January 15, 2006 Spike Jenkins and Zyon call opening promo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vasarian_Brandy 0 Report post Posted January 15, 2006 ->Christian Fury, who you may remeber from Ramadomination, was last seen dressed up like a Jew, getting the shit stomped out of him by angry Muslims. I think we can expect that event to never be mentioned by Fury, ever. I think it's safe to say that that was someone wanting to be me, but failing miserably. Yeah. (Shifty eyes) Good card. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Rage676 Report post Posted January 15, 2006 um... I'm still here guys... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Blank 0 Report post Posted January 15, 2006 LOL it may pay off to remind them about it more often Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Failed Bridge 0 Report post Posted January 15, 2006 um... I'm still here guys... Who said that?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
janusd 0 Report post Posted January 16, 2006 "Since there was no Raynor and no Judge to help me out, much of this card was constructed with the help of the Ferret himself, Janus. All blame for any poor booking may thusly be directed at them" Kayfabe LIVES! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vasarian_Brandy 0 Report post Posted January 18, 2006 Well... There will be no first-person in this card. I will have a match, but no first-person. I'm a bit too rusty to jump right into first person matches. Soon though. And also, when's the match due time? Am I seeing it as 9pm Pacific? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muzz 0 Report post Posted January 18, 2006 I believe it is, the bookers just like to be clever 'n stuff. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vasarian_Brandy 0 Report post Posted January 18, 2006 I believe it is, the bookers just like to be clever 'n stuff. That works. Plenty of time to finish this piece of work up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muzz 0 Report post Posted January 18, 2006 I'd rather you didn't. :-P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vasarian_Brandy 0 Report post Posted January 18, 2006 I'd rather you didn't. :-P Not like it's gonna be my best effort. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest OKCoyote Report post Posted January 19, 2006 Shouldn't 11pm EST be 8pm PST? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Justice 0 Report post Posted January 19, 2006 Eh, yeah. But Zed can't count. So I'm giving everyone an extra hour, because I'm nice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sly 0 Report post Posted January 19, 2006 Woops... guess returning on the first week of classes wasn't a good move on my behalf. I shall be back next week, though. ... and by next week, I mean next show. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
