THE BIGGEST FUCKING DORK ON THE BOARD

[Fuzzy Dunlop 0]

Yes, I've thought of seeing a psychologist but I think that hampers with my depression thing so I don't go. It's as if I'm not "happy" unless I'm "miserable" or struggling in some way. If somehow everything or even if some things got fixed up agter I saw a psychologist than I wouldn't be "happy" because the struggle would be less and therefore I'd still actually be misearable. It's like I need the struggle to feel "alive". I think I also can't see one because I worry about what others think(Actually, scratch that thought out; I don't think I'd have that much of a problem with people knowing that) and I'm also so shy that I fear setting up appointments and stuff like that.

 

I was actually just thinking about something like this earlier today. Like whenever I talk to my friends, I feel almost as if my role is just to whine about stuff, and make self-deprivational (sp?) jokes. I'm also mellow to an almost insane degree, like it takes a lot to get me excited or to piss me off. I'm guessing you're the same way, huh?

[Vyce 0]

"Deprecating". "Self-deprecating" is what I think you were looking for.

[Guest]

People like WP (yes, I know he's not real but there are people somewhat like that) make me feel better about myself.

[Vyce 0]

Oh yes. I agree with King. I WANT wp to be real, because then it makes me, with my own fairly fucked up childhood / adulthood, feel better about myself.

[Guest wildpegasus]

Yes, I've thought of seeing a psychologist but I think that hampers with my depression thing so I don't go. It's as if I'm not "happy" unless I'm "miserable" or struggling in some way. If somehow everything or even if some things got fixed up agter I saw a psychologist than I wouldn't be "happy" because the struggle would be less and therefore I'd still actually be misearable. It's like I need the struggle to feel "alive". I think I also can't see one because I worry about what others think(Actually, scratch that thought out; I don't think I'd have that much of a problem with people knowing that) and I'm also so shy that I fear setting up appointments and stuff like that.

 

I was actually just thinking about something like this earlier today. Like whenever I talk to my friends, I feel almost as if my role is just to whine about stuff, and make self-deprivational (sp?) jokes. I'm also mellow to an almost insane degree, like it takes a lot to get me excited or to piss me off. I'm guessing you're the same way, huh?

 

 

Yes and no.

 

To my best friend I think I may complain too much about my not getting girls though not about anything else -- well except for wrestling! I'll have to ask him if I do it too much next time I'm talking to him. My talking is offset about talking about every perveted thing we can think of so I would say my whining there is not too bad in the overall picture. To anyone else (besides this board in which I can do anything I want!) my answer is now simple on why I don't have a girlfriend - I'm shy and have troubles because of that. Besides that I don't think whine too much about anything at all.

 

I don't make too much self-deprecating jokes at all. I can't really say I do.

 

I would say I'm mellow a pretty good amount overall. It does take me a lot to tick me off (I think the board can back me up on this) but once I injest in too much junk I can snap and become very angry. I've never once been out of control while I was angry but I can scare people.

 

I find I don't get quite as excited as I used to about stuff and I'm not too sure on why that is. Maybe it's because nothing's as new anymore or just perhaps I'm feeling a little more down. However, I can easily get excited and can get quite an adrenaline rush -- sometimes after a workout, after armwrestling, practising wrestling moves in the hay, watching a great wrestling match, getting a smile from a girl or doing something risky. I remember talking to my highschool crush for a few days in the gym (she came talking to me; even during the 2nd day I could not approach her and she once again had to initiate conversation; if I tell this story I would probably win dork of the century) and I was so excited I could not sleep properly for days and was just on top of the world. Yeah, so in conclusion I can get pretty excited (I believe signifigantly moreso than the average person) though I'm mostly calm and appear that way.

[Guest]

However, I can easily get excited and can get quite an adrenaline rush -- sometimes after a workout, after armwrestling, practising wrestling moves in the hay,

I love you.

[Guest wildpegasus]

However, I can easily get excited and can get quite an adrenaline rush -- sometimes after a workout, after armwrestling, practising wrestling moves in the hay,

I love you.

 

I love you too.

 

 

I wrote that last setence you quoted without thinking hard enough.

 

Practising wrestling moves in the hay is fun but it's also dangerous. Hay bales both square and round can be very hard so when you hit them (especially the big round bales) there's no give and it can be very painful.

 

You can do stuff in a bunch of loose hay for softer cushioning but you still got to inspect your playing ground which is something people don't do at times. You HAVE TO check to see if there's anything sharp underneath the loose hay so when you fall in it you don't have something sticking through you when you get back up.

 

But I really had fun two nights ago. Hurt my wrist a little bit but nothing too serious. I did a suicide dive over a round ball which I was proud of, some sweet chin music and I also did some flying splashes "from the top rope" onto the side of the bale. They hurt because the bale doesn't move at all but hey you gotta have fun sometimes.

 

Than I took a square bale and did some rolling german suplexes with it, stumbled up onto my feet/did the cuthroat, climbed up a "fence" and did a flying splash (headbutts really do hurt; another warning from experience). I was on cloud 9 after that.

 

But getting back to my original point which I should've warned people of before -- It can be a lot of fun but it can also be dangerous. To show I'm not byist to either side I presented both sides of the equation so everyone here can make an educated decision on what they want to do. I am sorry for my irresponsibility in not telling people about this in my earlier post.

 

Yes, it gets you excited and I can easily see why wrestlers get addicted to this stuff.

 

Same thing with armwrestling and working out.

[The Ghost of bps21 0]

Everyone who has over 10,000 posts. Seriously, get a fucking life losers.

 

 

Yes!

 

I was nominated!

[Prime Time Andrew Doyle 0]

I wrote that last setence you quoted without thinking hard enough.

 

Practising wrestling moves in the hay is fun but it's also dangerous. Hay bales both square and round can be very hard so when you hit them (especially the big round bales) there's no give and it can be very painful.

 

You can do stuff in a bunch of loose hay for softer cushioning but you still got to inspect your playing ground which is something people don't do at times. You HAVE TO check to see if there's anything sharp underneath the loose hay so when you fall in it you don't have something sticking through you when you get back up.

 

But I really had fun two nights ago. Hurt my wrist a little bit but nothing too serious. I did a suicide dive over a round ball which I was proud of, some sweet chin music and I also did some flying splashes "from the top rope" onto the side of the bale. They hurt because the bale doesn't move at all but hey you gotta have fun sometimes.

 

Than I took a square bale and did some rolling german suplexes with it, stumbled up onto my feet/did the cuthroat, climbed up a "fence" and did a flying splash (headbutts really do hurt; another warning from experience). I was on cloud 9 after that.

 

But getting back to my original point which I should've warned people of before -- It can be a lot of fun but it can also be dangerous. To show I'm not byist to either side I presented both sides of the equation so everyone here can make an educated decision on what they want to do. I am sorry for my irresponsibility in not telling people about this in my earlier post.

 

Yes, it gets you excited and I can easily see why wrestlers get addicted to this stuff.

 

Same thing with armwrestling and working out.

 

DONT YOU LISTEN TO THE START OF EVERY WWE SHOW. "NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE, NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO, PLEASE DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME" EVERYTIME YOU THINK OF DOING SUCH A FOOLISH THING THINK OF THE MAN WHO LIKELY ADVISED THE WWE TO HAVE THAT WARNING

 

 

THAT MAN PROBABLY SPENT HOURS ON WORDING THAT COMMERCIAL FOR THE WWE/F AND YOU JUST DISREGARD IT. NO WONDER YOU ARE A VIRGIN, BECAUSE THE LADIES OBVIOUSLY WOULD NEVER WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH A MAN WHO JUST BLATANTLY DISREAGRDS ADVISORY WARNINGS FOR HIS OWN HEALTH. FOR YOU TO DISREPCT THE WORK OF THE FAMED JERRY McDEVITT IS A DISGRACE AND FOR THAT WILDPEGASUS, I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL.

[The Man in Blak 0]

Just a little over the top. Like bondage rope.

[Carnival 0]

Than I took a square bale and did some rolling german suplexes with it, stumbled up onto my feet/did the cuthroat, climbed up a "fence" and did a flying splash (headbutts really do hurt; another warning from experience). I was on cloud 9 after that.

 

Wrestling moves to inatimate objects went out of style way back in the day. I've moved up to chokeslamming cats and giving dogs pedigrees. I think what hurts them the most is the irony.

[The Czech Republic 0]

Hey, Faust is awesome. I like it even better than Neu!

[Sideburnious 0]

One of my cats gave me a low blow today. The bastard, get your own food.

[Open the Muggy Gate 0]

Come on WP, fucking CAVEMEN knew how to fuck and reproduce, and they had no access to modern conveniences such as cinemax, hollywood, or pornography.

 

I have to reply to this, because this reminded me of a story I heard about a week ago when when a friend of my mom's was over and I ended up joining the conversation.

 

There's this little kid named Andrew. Bout 3 years old, and she babysits him every weekend. He sleeps in a bed in the living room, and the parents bedroom isn't that far away from there. One night, around midnight or so they say, he woke up and knocked on the door and said "Are ya'll awake?" She said "Yeah, go to sleep." There was a pause, and then the kid said "Are ya'll having sex?"

 

True story. The kid knows what sex is at the age of three. THREE. Apparently, his parents have let him see way too much...

[The Man in Blak 0]

Hey, Faust is awesome. I like it even better than Neu!

 

Good to hear. Sorry for standing you up last night, I got paged to some supposedly urgent matter at work that ended up being nothing. The roses are in the mail.

[Murmuring Beast 0]

Is wildpegasus Subliminal_animal?

[Bruiser Chong 0]

Is wildpegasus Subliminal_animal?

No, he was entertaining.

[Carnival 0]

Wildpegasus is my boy. Quit hatin. that goes for any "republics" that want some static.

[Guest wildpegasus]

No, I'm not subliminal animal

 

NO WONDER YOU ARE A VIRGIN, BECAUSE THE LADIES OBVIOUSLY WOULD NEVER WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH A MAN WHO JUST BLATANTLY DISREAGRDS ADVISORY WARNINGS FOR HIS OWN HEALTH.

 

That is incorrect. In fact, this is something I should be doing more often. If there's one thing this board has taught me it is that girls love confidence and people who blatantly disregard advisory symbols show signs of confidence. If they weren't confident they wouldn't be able to disregard the advisory warnings in the first place.

[Big Ol' Smitty 0]

Come on WP, fucking CAVEMEN knew how to fuck and reproduce, and they had no access to modern conveniences such as cinemax, hollywood, or pornography.

 

I've read that the Taino Indians (the ones in the Carribean that Columbus raped and killed) had never made the connection between sex and childbirth.

[Guest Princess Leena]

Oh yes. I agree with King. I WANT wp to be real, because then it makes me, with my own fairly fucked up childhood / adulthood, feel better about myself.

 

You're a lawyer. Thus, more successful than likely 99% of the kids here.

[Cherry Blossom Viscount 0]

WP is going through what I call a "Gimmicked Regression." You see, alot of Gimmick Posters begin life posting nothing but gimmicked posts and then as that wears thin they may post normally. WP on the other hand started off as a relatively normal posters who has sense regressed into a quite awful gimmick poster.

 

I think one day he said something that may have caught a few people's attention and has just decided to see how far he could take it.

[Slayer 0]

Remember when Kotz thought that some guy was a Pet Shop Boy who was, in fact, not actually a Pet Shop Boy?

 

That was pretty dorky

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

It was Nick Cave, which makes it better.

[The Czech Republic 0]

WP is going through what I call a "Gimmicked Regression." You see, alot of Gimmick Posters begin life posting nothing but gimmicked posts and then as that wears thin they may post normally. WP on the other hand started off as a relatively normal posters who has sense regressed into a quite awful gimmick poster.

 

I think one day he said something that may have caught a few people's attention and has just decided to see how far he could take it.

Good call, black neo-Nazi

[Vyce 0]

Oh yes. I agree with King. I WANT wp to be real, because then it makes me, with my own fairly fucked up childhood / adulthood, feel better about myself.

 

You're a lawyer. Thus, more successful than likely 99% of the kids here.

 

It's not enough. I want to feel I their superior in all things.

[Rob Anybody 0]

Oh yes. I agree with King. I WANT wp to be real, because then it makes me, with my own fairly fucked up childhood / adulthood, feel better about myself.

 

You're a lawyer. Thus, more successful than likely 99% of the kids here.

 

It's not enough. I want to feel I their superior in all things.

 

Keep working on your typing, then.

[Vyce 0]

I will forgive you for that because I am magnanimous. It's another way I'm better than you.

[Black Lushus 0]

I will forgive you for that because I am magnanimous. It's another way of saying I'm better than you.

 

edited: added the words "of saying" as I have to watch my boy Vyce's back with the grammatical errors and omissions.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Oh yes. I agree with King. I WANT wp to be real, because then it makes me, with my own fairly fucked up childhood / adulthood, feel better about myself.

 

You're a lawyer. Thus, more successful than likely 99% of the kids here.

 

It's not enough. I want to feel I their superior in all things.

 

Lack of attention as a child.