It's KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGMAAAAASSSSSSS!!!

[Toxxic 0]

Nutshots for everyone!

[janusd 0]

Paraphrased from memory, on AIM earlier today.

 

JJ Johnson: Wait, is it...?

JJ Johnson: It is! Kingmas!

JJ Johnson: *nutshot*

Janus: Argh, you bastard! Merry Kingmas!

Janus: *Ace of Clubs/Spades*

JJ Johnson: *oversells like a true heel would*

JJ Johnson: I don't know how you oversell a baseball bat, but I will, by Gumby!

[TheBostonStrangler 0]

Man, I hope Z got me a better Kingmas present than last year. What the hell am I supposed to do with a TNT hummel anyways?

[Toxxic 0]

This year you get TNT houmous.

[the.weej 0]

I wanted to get you a McFarlane Stryke, but they were out. Sorry.

 

-Z

[HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0]

God covered Long Island in snow because of this majestic holiday.

[Toxxic 0]

No, God covered Long Island in snow in the hope you'd all take the hint and stop living in Long Island.

[Vasarian_Brandy 0]

No, God covered Long Island in snow in the hope you'd all take the hint and stop living in Long Island.

 

And I suppose Naughty-ham is much better than Long Island?

[Ace309 0]

Merry Kingmas! In honor of this special holiday, I've gotten you all blackjacks embossed with the SWF logo and your initials.

[Guest Suicide King]

If I have done nothing else, at least I have encouraged people to share the gift of testicular trauma with people at every given opportunity. And isn't that really what giving is all about?

 

Merry Kingmas everyone.

[Toxxic 0]

No, God covered Long Island in snow in the hope you'd all take the hint and stop living in Long Island.

 

And I suppose Naughty-ham is much better than Long Island?

 

Yes. Yes, it is. Why do you ask?

[devo 0]

No more hating on Long Island, the place of my birth. I've decreed it. Consider it decreed.

 

Oh, and a glorious Kingmas to you all.

[HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0]

ELM is from Long Island? I kinda feel dirty living here now.

[devo 0]

[Thoth 0]

So how much does it hurt if you take a nutshot with a blackjack?

[Toxxic 0]

Gents, I believe we have a volunteer. Form an orderly queue, one swing each.

[Guest TheAntipop]

Baby, where have all the good times gone?

[Angel_Grace_Blue 0]

*Obligatory G Mark-Out Moment*

 

 

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I'll now play "Muzz is Evil, Crowe Sucks" in honor of the G-Man.

[Vasarian_Brandy 0]

Baby, where have all the good times gone?

 

Now there's a blast from the past!

[crusen86 0]

(5:05pm) (@MrGalatea) Like 20 years from now I'll be happily vacationing in Australia, and I'll get blindsided by a punch out of nowhere.

 

Remember that G? Watch your back.

 

Also, Kingsmas sounds a lot better than Kingmas. Just sayin'.