janusd Posted February 12, 2006 Report Posted February 12, 2006 Paraphrased from memory, on AIM earlier today. JJ Johnson: Wait, is it...? JJ Johnson: It is! Kingmas! JJ Johnson: *nutshot* Janus: Argh, you bastard! Merry Kingmas! Janus: *Ace of Clubs/Spades* JJ Johnson: *oversells like a true heel would* JJ Johnson: I don't know how you oversell a baseball bat, but I will, by Gumby!
TheBostonStrangler Posted February 12, 2006 Report Posted February 12, 2006 Man, I hope Z got me a better Kingmas present than last year. What the hell am I supposed to do with a TNT hummel anyways?
Toxxic Posted February 12, 2006 Author Report Posted February 12, 2006 This year you get TNT houmous.
the.weej Posted February 12, 2006 Report Posted February 12, 2006 I wanted to get you a McFarlane Stryke, but they were out. Sorry. -Z
HollywoodSpikeJenkins Posted February 12, 2006 Report Posted February 12, 2006 God covered Long Island in snow because of this majestic holiday.
Toxxic Posted February 12, 2006 Author Report Posted February 12, 2006 No, God covered Long Island in snow in the hope you'd all take the hint and stop living in Long Island.
Vasarian_Brandy Posted February 12, 2006 Report Posted February 12, 2006 No, God covered Long Island in snow in the hope you'd all take the hint and stop living in Long Island. And I suppose Naughty-ham is much better than Long Island?
Ace309 Posted February 12, 2006 Report Posted February 12, 2006 Merry Kingmas! In honor of this special holiday, I've gotten you all blackjacks embossed with the SWF logo and your initials.
Guest Suicide King Posted February 12, 2006 Report Posted February 12, 2006 If I have done nothing else, at least I have encouraged people to share the gift of testicular trauma with people at every given opportunity. And isn't that really what giving is all about? Merry Kingmas everyone.
Toxxic Posted February 12, 2006 Author Report Posted February 12, 2006 No, God covered Long Island in snow in the hope you'd all take the hint and stop living in Long Island. And I suppose Naughty-ham is much better than Long Island? Yes. Yes, it is. Why do you ask?
devo Posted February 12, 2006 Report Posted February 12, 2006 No more hating on Long Island, the place of my birth. I've decreed it. Consider it decreed. Oh, and a glorious Kingmas to you all.
HollywoodSpikeJenkins Posted February 12, 2006 Report Posted February 12, 2006 ELM is from Long Island? I kinda feel dirty living here now.
Thoth Posted February 12, 2006 Report Posted February 12, 2006 So how much does it hurt if you take a nutshot with a blackjack?
Toxxic Posted February 12, 2006 Author Report Posted February 12, 2006 Gents, I believe we have a volunteer. Form an orderly queue, one swing each.
Guest TheAntipop Posted February 14, 2006 Report Posted February 14, 2006 Baby, where have all the good times gone?
Angel_Grace_Blue Posted February 14, 2006 Report Posted February 14, 2006 *Obligatory G Mark-Out Moment* GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! I'll now play "Muzz is Evil, Crowe Sucks" in honor of the G-Man.
Vasarian_Brandy Posted February 14, 2006 Report Posted February 14, 2006 Baby, where have all the good times gone? Now there's a blast from the past!
crusen86 Posted February 14, 2006 Report Posted February 14, 2006 (5:05pm) (@MrGalatea) Like 20 years from now I'll be happily vacationing in Australia, and I'll get blindsided by a punch out of nowhere. Remember that G? Watch your back. Also, Kingsmas sounds a lot better than Kingmas. Just sayin'.
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