Lt. Al Giardello 0 Report post Posted February 21, 2006 Fuck yeaaaa I can't help it, I drink everyday and every night! Call it what you wanna call it, I'm a fuckin alcoholic! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
treble 0 Report post Posted February 21, 2006 Something to be proud of. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted February 21, 2006 I'm not, but my soon-to-be roommates will probably end up making me one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLAGIARISM! 0 Report post Posted February 21, 2006 I think I'm headed there. I'm still on top of things though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Princess Leena Report post Posted February 21, 2006 Us white people can't drink every night. Because we have to go to work the next morning. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Your Paragon of Virtue 0 Report post Posted February 21, 2006 Us white people can't drink every night. Because we have to go to work the next morning. You're not a "regular" white person though. Aren't you Eurotrash with a dirty accent? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Your Paragon of Virtue 0 Report post Posted February 21, 2006 Also, there's no stereotype of white people not drinking as much as everyone else. Stop trying to be a funny racist, because when you cease to be funny, you're just a racist, and that's bad. I am not an alcoholic. I know some people who start with a beer in the morning and start getting slowly tanked before they're all out sloshed by happy hour. How they go through the rest of the day is beyond me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt Young 0 Report post Posted February 21, 2006 I was on the way to becoming one, but then I got rid of the thing that was causing me to drink. I realized that that thing was the problem, and that I needed alcohol to relieve stress rather than being dependent on the substance itself. Now I've gone from drinking almost every day for comfort to drinking once a week for fun. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lt. Al Giardello 0 Report post Posted February 21, 2006 Us white people can't drink every night. Because we have to go to work the next morning. I know way more white alcoholics then black alcoholics. You mad Princess KKKeena? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lt. Al Giardello 0 Report post Posted February 21, 2006 I was on the way to becoming one, but then I got rid of the thing that was causing me to drink. I realized that that thing was the problem, and that I needed alcohol to relieve stress rather than being dependent on the substance itself. Now I've gone from drinking almost every day for comfort to drinking once a week for fun. But I don't drink for stress, I drink for fun also, but it's everyday. So does that not make me an alcoholic? I'm confused Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianGuitarist 0 Report post Posted February 21, 2006 I was on the way to becoming one, but then I got rid of the thing that was causing me to drink. I realized that that thing was the problem, and that I needed alcohol to relieve stress rather than being dependent on the substance itself. Now I've gone from drinking almost every day for comfort to drinking once a week for fun. But I don't drink for stress, I drink for fun also, but it's everyday. So does that not make me an alcoholic? I'm confused I'm in a similar boat, where I don't necessarily NEED a drink, but if I get one or two in me, I will need one. I will drink when I'm stressed, no quesiton, but the majority of it is for fun or because I enjoy it. On AA's Are You test, I only got 9 out of 13, which classified me by a lot, but if 9 out of 13 didnt pass me on my first written driver's test, it shouldnt pass me as a drunk, either. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt Young 0 Report post Posted February 21, 2006 I was on the way to becoming one, but then I got rid of the thing that was causing me to drink. I realized that that thing was the problem, and that I needed alcohol to relieve stress rather than being dependent on the substance itself. Now I've gone from drinking almost every day for comfort to drinking once a week for fun. But I don't drink for stress, I drink for fun also, but it's everyday. So does that not make me an alcoholic? I'm confused If you drink every day, you're an alcoholic. The reasoning doesn't matter. I'm just saying that I drank to feel better, not because I had a physical dependency for alcohol, and now that I am mostly stress free, I hardly drink at all. If I still chose to drink every day for fun, I'd be an alcoholic. Not that I have a problem with functioning alcoholics. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A Happy Medium 0 Report post Posted February 21, 2006 I'm not an alcoholic. I don't go to meetings. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2GOLD 0 Report post Posted February 21, 2006 I don't even drink. Had one drink in my whole life. Now I'm on meds and the alcohol mixed with em would, well like kill me and shit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted February 22, 2006 I don't drink. I have an addictive personality, and if I were to start drinking, I wouldn't stop. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted February 22, 2006 I used to drink a lot more than I do now. It was making me fat, is why I slowed it down. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLAGIARISM! 0 Report post Posted February 22, 2006 That's my main concern. I never drink without enjoying it, but I am getting on the rotund side. I'm a big fella anyways, but I'd like to ditch some weight. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
geniusMoment 0 Report post Posted February 22, 2006 In all fairness black people are poor and don't have jobs, and therefore can just drink their 40s all night. But, in all fairness I do hate black people. I'm not racist though, I don't mind the other races, just the blacks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted February 22, 2006 Genius C. Wallace Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted February 22, 2006 I don't drink. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lomasmoney 0 Report post Posted February 22, 2006 I'm black, go to a great school, have a job, and I still drink everyday, and am an honors student. Am I a functioning alcoholic or just the exception to the norm Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted February 22, 2006 Probably functioning alcoholic, or just a plain old college student. Try taking it out of your life and see what happens, just as an experiment. Week, ten days, something like that. See if you're more irritable, all that jazz -Dr. Czech Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted February 22, 2006 I'm drinking Boddingtons right now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Corey_Lazarus 0 Report post Posted February 22, 2006 No, but my girlfriend had to go the emergency room Saturday night for fear of alcohol poisoning. One ticket to see In Flames: $22 One fifth of Goldschlager: $17.99 One beer at the show: $5 Finding out that the whole fifth of Goldschlager you drank raised your BAC to near-lethal levels of .332: Priceless Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted February 22, 2006 I never get trashed. Pleasantly buzzed once a month or so, maybe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Detox 0 Report post Posted February 22, 2006 I drank everyday of 2003, now I just drink Fri,Sat,Sun, and Monday. Gotta love that Kentucky Deluxe Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted February 22, 2006 I quit drinking completely about 4 months ago due to a bad situation. Before then, I was a drink every Saturday night when I go out kind of person with the occassional beers throughout the week. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nl5xsk1 0 Report post Posted February 22, 2006 Probably functioning alcoholic, or just a plain old college student. Try taking it out of your life and see what happens, just as an experiment. Week, ten days, something like that. See if you're more irritable, all that jazz -Dr. Czech I'm actually about to do the 'take it out of your life' experiment ... I'm quitting drinking and drugs for lent. 40 days (or however long it really is) with complete sobriety. I don't think I've done that since I was 12 and started smoking pot. Rather than just quit it all cold turkey, though, I'm easing into it and taking days off leading into the big purge. And I fully admit that I'm a functioning alcoholic. Have been for years. Drink every night, binge drink at least 2 nights a week, drink alone. But I very rarely miss work for it, & manage to pay all my bills and live a normal life, so I'm obviously still functioning. It's nothing that I'm proud of but a fact's a fact. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLAGIARISM! 0 Report post Posted February 22, 2006 I'm drinking Boddingtons right now. Why not just piss in some ice cream? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Murmuring Beast 0 Report post Posted February 22, 2006 I've never really been able to drink beer, unless I'm heavily distracted by something. I drink usually one night a week (after the game on Saturdays) and normally get quite drunk. If I go to a gig or a bar or anywhere that sells alcohol I will always get something though, regardless of time or day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
