AMERICAN IDOl-SEASON 5: THE THREAD

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Chris likes fucking Rob Thomas. The dude is about as real as... I dunno... every body part Paula Abdul has.

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

My god, Paula is such a fucking hypocrite! When Simon mentioned his preferred three, he got yelled at by both Randy and Paula for being 'too mean' and 'think of how the others feel' and now she says that there's only a few she looks forward to each week. Fucktard. They need to get rid of her, and find someone who has some TRUE qualifications to be a judge.

[Hawk 34 0]

My god, Paula is such a fucking hypocrite! When Simon mentioned his preferred three, he got yelled at by both Randy and Paula for being 'too mean' and 'think of how the others feel' and now she says that there's only a few she looks forward to each week. Fucktard. They need to get rid of her, and find someone who has some TRUE qualifications to be a judge.

 

Face it, Paula is a part of the package.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Paula, or someone like Paula, is a necessary evil. There has to be the silver lining. Someone pointing out the positives. It can't all be negative criticism. If everyone were like Simon, then it wouldn't be fun when Simon sez something we all pop for.

[Guest Princess Leena]

I guess they feel they need the nice female judge, and she fills the role.

[starvenger 0]

Isn't this what the dude did on that INXS show? Continually change the song and adapt it for himself?

J.D. Fortune. And that's pretty much why he won. Well that, and he was actually about being part of the band and not just being the start attraction, like Marty Casey.

 

My god, Paula is such a fucking hypocrite! When Simon mentioned his preferred three, he got yelled at by both Randy and Paula for being 'too mean' and 'think of how the others feel' and now she says that there's only a few she looks forward to each week. Fucktard. They need to get rid of her, and find someone who has some TRUE qualifications to be a judge.

Are you nuts? Drunken Paula is great car crash TV!!

[Black Lushus 0]

my god, Katharine really needs to be on the receiving end of a cumshot

[Hawk 34 0]

Yum, McPhee. I mean, non-glamed makeup-light McPhee is so fucking hot.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Excuse me for a sec.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Come rain or come shine, I'll be comin none the less.

[Black Lushus 0]

*splat*

[Hawk 34 0]

Oh, yeah. Good performence too. God, the things I would do to her.

[Black Lushus 0]

Mandisa is a better singer/performer but.... *splat*

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

She's clearly drunk. Clearly.

[Guest Princess Leena]

She wins.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

The old guy holding the McPheever sign with this dirty smile on his face... priceless.

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

Paula wants to do her.

Just saying.

 

"Special" kind of performer as in "porn star" kind of performer.

[naiwf 0]

So far all I have to say is Bucky's fucking TOAST. The other 4 have been really strong and that little nugget Kevin will likely stay because he's a "sex symbol". If I had to rank the first 5, I'd go with

 

Chris

Katharine/Mandisa/Paris

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Bucky

[The Mandarin 0]

I liked the blonde guy sitting behind Paula who just shrugged and made a dissatisfied face once she shut up.

[Hawk 34 0]

I adore the ways that she works the camera with the slight tounge peeks, the wink and the wide open mouth laughs.

[Guest Princess Leena]

Paula wants to do her.

Just saying.

 

"Special" kind of performer as in "porn star" kind of performer.

 

Everyone wants to do her.

 

And there's nothing wrong with that kind of performing.

[Hawk 34 0]

Paula wants to do her.

Just saying.

 

"Special" kind of performer as in "porn star" kind of performer.

 

Everyone wants to do her.

 

And there's nothing wrong with that kind of performing.

 

In fact, give the show to Mandisa so she can Fantasia it. Katharine has better things to do.

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

Paula wants to do her.

Just saying.

 

"Special" kind of performer as in "porn star" kind of performer.

 

Everyone wants to do her.

 

And there's nothing wrong with that kind of performing.

Oh, didn't mean to imply there was. Not at all. 'Specially if its done right

[Hawk 34 0]

Another stupid reality based game show? I thought we were getting away from it.

 

Heh, Manilow had that "don't fucking do my song" look.

 

Taylor, just kicks ass. He's not Katharine levels of awesome but he rules.

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

This guy is either having a really, really good time...or he really, really drank too much. Going over all over the place is a nice touch, and okay vocals. Forgettable by the end of the show, until they show a clip of it.

[Hawk 34 0]

Simon, is such a good heel.

[Guest Princess Leena]

Why must they always fucking interrupt when Simon talks? Sigh.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

That was, like, just there. He spent more time on dancing around than on singing the song. In this competition where you have Mandisa starting things off just beltin it out, you gotta be more memorable -vocally- than that. I thought the arrangement and the band was pretty bad too. Not very exciting.

[Guest Princess Leena]

It seemed like a simple song where Taylor didn't have to sing much. Probably better to be safe for now, since he's not getting eliminated.

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

God, I can't wait for the day Simon smacks her. She fuckin' DESERVES it. She touched his arm and he was totally flinching. I feel for the guy... she's yelling and carrying on with no real POINT to her argument, besides the fact that she's gotta be his advesary. He won even before she started shouting, but nonetheless, the crowd cheers for her...