AMERICAN IDOl-SEASON 5: THE THREAD

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McPhee looks bigger and bigger every week. She better watch herself. Her face is real pretty but she should hit a gym.

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Oh, yay, fake hick on the way. Nerve-grating. Served with southern whine, even.

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Nice pornstar makeup job on Kellie.

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That yellow number would be better without the pants. Or anything under it, really. The belt is like something out of Conan The Barbarian. Ah fuck it, it can stay.

 

Randy was totally checkin our her ass there. Good work.

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awesome, this stupid shit couldn't happen to a goofier girl.

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"Nice pull, brother"

 

I demand a McPhee/Pickler porn video...

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Yes, take away her voice.

 

She can go with that other chick into the porn/stripper business.

 

Um. Kellie went somewhere? ....

 

She's, like, totally high.

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Elliott & Kellie were really good. Things are not looking good for Bucky, Lisa and either Ace or Kevin.

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Jesus, Kellie is brilliant. That, or she is in fact, high.

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WOW

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Shit. That blank look on Picklers face might just be the moment of the night. Damn, and that hand in the pocket deal was so perfect.

 

"LOOK AT THE PICKLE!"

 

Ah, welcome back indeed.

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aw hell mah eye lashes are messed uhp

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Shit. That blank look on Picklers face might just be the moment of the night. Damn, and that hand in the pocket deal was so perfect.

 

"LOOK AT THE PICKLE!"

 

Ah, welcome back indeed.

WWE's Maria could pick up tips on playing stupid by watching Pickler.

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They are really trying to push Ace to the final 6 with that kid stuff.

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Oh God, MAKE IT STOP!

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this guy really really sucks

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'Niiiiiiighhhhhiiiiheld you!'

 

Horrid, HORRID note. He needs to go, as well, but there's too many horny housewives out there who go all wet for the crooners. Bleh.

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Ouch, my ears. That was horrible.

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Is he pullin some Scott Stapp Jesus arm movement there?

 

"I prayayayayayyay"

 

They gave him the wrap around camera?? Oh C'MON!

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Bucky, will get sent packing but it should be Ace after THAT "performence"

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RANDY

 

WHAT

 

THE

 

FUCK??

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And the judges like it! What the hell?

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Geezus, that falsetto!! Gah!!! Loathsome camerawork, too.

 

"Ace is back", "Kellie is back"... okay, where the FUCK did these people go?! Nowhere, ya asshats.

 

Ya know what I find amusing is that Ace's final 'smoldering' look just appears dumbfounded and blank.

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And the judges like it! What the hell?

 

They want him. He's a good looking kid.

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Bucky was much worse than Ace.

 

But Ace has been taking squinting lessons. Someone must've told him he looked insane when he was tryin to do the puppy dog act.

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Bottom Three: Lisa, Ace and Kevin. God willing, Ace is going home.

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Show highlights

 

1. Mandisa's performence

2. Katharine. EVERYTHING about her.

3. HANDS IN POCKET

4. Kellie's act

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Notice that Katharine, always stands next to Seacrest when they go off the air?

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Bottom 3: Lisa, Bucky... um... Paris. Either Bucky or Lisa are goin. They put Ace on last, they did the thing with the kid, they kept him in peoples minds and the judges reinforced it, so he'll be getting the votes this week. Paris was sorta slotted in the middle there and was kinda forgettable.

 

Taylor came SO close to headbutting Lisa there. Goddamn that would have been some television.

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So was Paula wasted or high or what?