Special K 0 Report post Posted March 17, 2006 1480 PSATS: 800 verbal 1550 SATS: 800 Verbal MENSA I'm generally a fuck up. I just wanted to brag. I have a fucking enormous brain. I took the MENSA test half drunk. I don't know whether I should be proud or ashamed. Probably ashamed. Yeah, ashamed sounds good. It only gives me one thing: domnince in colloquealisms. Probably spelled wrong. Negating my point. IT'S COULDN'T CARE LESS YOU IDIOT. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Special K 0 Report post Posted March 17, 2006 Okay, everyone in MENSA is a fucking social retard. I've been able to converse with a couple guys, but if there's a girl in MENSA, it's like shrimp buffet at Red Lobster. Except for a lot more awkward. And I mean socially awkward. Like I'm not going to ruin a shrimp buffet. And kick in a toilet. It's my nature. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted March 17, 2006 what Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted March 17, 2006 okay Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted March 17, 2006 Special K gets weird after midnight. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Fook Report post Posted March 17, 2006 I'm not a member of MENSA mainly because I don't need to pay people to tell me I'm smart. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stephen Joseph 0 Report post Posted March 17, 2006 Real smart people laugh at the smart people in MENSA. Yeah, I remember going to a MENSA function once. It was a total sausage fest, and there were no cute girls. However K, I'm stealing your thunder: 1580 SAT, 800 Verbal Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jingus 0 Report post Posted March 17, 2006 800 SAT verbal here too. Also got a 34 on my ACT despite missing at least 20 minutes of the test and being distracted throughout by a massive diahrrea attack. 150 IQ. ...of course, I dropped out of college, live with my family, and have no job and no car. Intelligence is terribly overrated. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted March 17, 2006 Other side here. 800 math, ass on the verbal. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest wildpegasus Report post Posted March 17, 2006 I'm the Pac-Man and Asteroids champion on smartmarks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Ol' Smitty 0 Report post Posted March 17, 2006 I got a fat fellowship from these two cats: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted March 17, 2006 Real smart people laugh at the smart people in MENSA. Yeah, I remember going to a MENSA function once. It was a total sausage fest, and there were no cute girls. Yeah, e-fed member Big Poppa Popick was just too cool for the room. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest NYankees Report post Posted March 17, 2006 Real smart people laugh at the smart people in MENSA. Yeah, I remember going to a MENSA function once. It was a total sausage fest, and there were no cute girls. However K, I'm stealing your thunder: 1580 SAT, 800 Verbal I bet there weren't any attractive guys there either. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted March 17, 2006 I killed a possum with a rock. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted March 17, 2006 I know a guy that had his nipple bitten off by a beaver. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CBright7831 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2006 I never missed a day of school (K-12). ... Should I even brag about that? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stephen Joseph 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2006 Real smart people laugh at the smart people in MENSA. Yeah, I remember going to a MENSA function once. It was a total sausage fest, and there were no cute girls. Yeah, e-fed member Big Poppa Popick was just too cool for the room. At least im not a pussy when it comes to talking to a woman czech Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob_barron 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2006 Yea czech popick is a real man Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Special K 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2006 Special K gets weird after midnight. I'm always weird. After midnight I'm drunk. And horny! But I do push pencils around all day, so I'm really strong. FITE ME U POSER Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravenbomb 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2006 I can kick my dad's ass at air hockey Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Detox 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2006 I can kick my dad's ass at air hockey that may explain why I own your mom at connect four Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mandarin 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2006 I killed a possum with a rock. I was educated by that possum! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Ol' Smitty 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2006 Real smart people laugh at the smart people in MENSA. Yeah, I remember going to a MENSA function once. It was a total sausage fest, and there were no cute girls. However K, I'm stealing your thunder: 1580 SAT, 800 Verbal It's weird that Popick got such a high verbal score. His grammar and spelling on here are usually pretty terrible. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Special K 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2006 You can't put a number on BRILLIANCE~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2006 Popick continues to impress...he beats up dudes twice his size, gets a featured sex scene with two chicks in a GGW video and is the smartest, richest man on TSM! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Princess Leena Report post Posted March 18, 2006 Isn't 800 a perfect score for specific subjects like English and Math? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Ol' Smitty 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2006 Also, his turds are encrusted with rare and valuable gemstones. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mik 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2006 Well - I'm proud of myself. This is the first time I've stumbled upon a thread of this nature while drunk and not made a fool of myself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Special K 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2006 Well - I'm proud of myself. THis is the Nth tim I've created a thread of this nature while drunk and made a fool of myself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
