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Of course this was just a list of famous people I would like to punch.

 

If it was a list of famous people I would love to sniper directly in the face Magaret Thatcher would take all 5 spots.

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3) If he were still alive Tupac Shakur (i know thats rough but lets face it, the guy was an asshole)

4) MF Doom (another certified douche bag)

Would you or somene else care to explain these two? I know very little about rappers. I thought Doom was just a weirdo in a mask

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1. Bill O'Riley

2. Also all the gotti kids and anyone who acts like them.

3. Jay Leno

4. Auston Kutcher (He is NOT funny)

5. The guy who plays Fez.

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Oprah

Osama Bin Laden

Hulk Hogan

John Popper of Blues Traveler...hate this group, insult to blues fans everywhere

Tony Kornheiser

Really to Kornhesier?

Hmm. YES to Popper.

Also, can I lump every Greenday fan into one person?

 

Yes, Kornholer rubs me the wrong way. He's the epitome of the typical East-Coast media bias that runs rampant. He acts more like a society page gossip columnist than a sportswriter.

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1. Ben Affleck. He made Daredevil suck and knocked up Jennifer Garner.

2. Sean Paul. Wait, I can actually do that in Def Jam: FNY.

3. I've always had the intense desire to clothesline a kid riding his skateboard on the street.

4. Bam Margera.

5. David Arquette, with an AIDS infested bat.

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I've taken a shine to Bam Margera lately. Partly, I guess, out of respect for the life he's crafted for himself, and also because of that cocky, witty disposition he always seems to possess. I'd fuck him too.

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1) Kobe Bryant.

2) OJ Simpson.

3) Phil Mickelson.

4) Yuri Sharapov.

5) (tied) All Black NFL WR's.

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1. Kurt Angle- Why does this guy piss me off so much?!

2. George W.- Oh of course.

3. Kanye "Jesus" West- I'm not all up on christianity (or any other religion for that matter) but what the fuck is wrong with this guy?!

4. Jake "The Snake" Roberts- Just cause I could.

5. Dr. Drew- Yes, I like to have my ass smacked every now and then. No, it has nothing to do with my Daddy.

 

You may not agree with my opinions... and I don't care.

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Revised list:

 

Alexi Laiho (Thanks Corey)

Dani Filth (You're not fooling anyone with your fake goth metal)

Kerry King (You are NOT the greatest guitarist ever, not even close, so please shut the fuck up and btw Hanneman > You)

Jared Leto (Your acting sucks and your band sucks even more, please take a walk)

Jude Law (Stop taking up valuable screen time)

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How did I miss this.

 

1: Kanye West because...well...look at him. And he is annoying.

2: That light skinned dude from the Black Eyed Peas....honestly any of them would be really punchable... just this guy more than others.

3: Bill O'Reily. Only I would like to outdebate him first, then punch him to really hurt his ego.

4:Star of the "Star and Bucwild" morning show. I would love to punch this guy...then stomp him...alot.

5: Russell Crowe for thinking he is so goddamn tough.

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:huh:

 

Oh, My, GAWD!

 

:(

 

Leena's a rascist?!?

 

;)

 

 

:asshole2:

 

 

 

:ph34r:

 

 

Edit: Alright, 5 Famous Faggots...

 

 

1.) Any one of the Wiggles, or they can all count as one. Yeah, that's the Ticket.

 

2.) Moby - :) - Too fucking happy, he's Vegan, I just straight up don't like anything about the dude, none of his music is as great as people like to pretend it is.

 

3.) Hugh Grant - No explanation needed.

 

4.) The flamboyant gay dude who's played by a staraight dude, from Will And Grace.

 

5.) George W. Bush

 

 

Almost Famous:

 

1.) Jeff Jarrett

 

2.) Randall Kennedy Orton

 

3.) Shawn Michaels

 

4.) Bret Hart

 

5.) Vincent K. McMahon

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5) (tied) All Black NFL WR's.

 

That's not racist at all.

 

Ok, I apologize.

 

Cris Collinsworth is maybe the most annoying football announcer today. And he was a white WR. So, I recant my black comment. Thank you.

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In Norder

 

Chelsea Clinton (GO AWAY HORSE FACE!!)

Super Del (Okay, he's only famous in Utah, but trust me, you'd _all_ want a swing at this ass)

Super Del follow up kick to the face when he's down.

George Lucas (Way to make Vader a pussy in the last movie George)

Bill Maher (New Rule: Stop sucking)

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1. Ben Affleck. He made Daredevil suck and knocked up Jennifer Garner.

 

 

She looks like a studly man. Pass. Well, since I posted here, guess I'll put up my list:

 

1. Steven Segal (for no apparent reason. Just wanna give him a random beat down)

2. Denise Richards (Just a five finger slap with rings on and mutter "Kiss the rings, bitch")

3. Rush Limbaugh

4. That one black Judge that does Texas Justice I think.

Self Edit: Joe Brown

5. Frankie Muniz (we are working on a movie of his "Parental Advisory" or something like that. After you watch what he does to this explosively hot chick you'll hate him even more)

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