Ced Posted April 12, 2006 Report Posted April 12, 2006 Osama bin Laden Sean Hannity Bill O'Reilly Fred Phelps Spin the Wheel to determine which member of the Church of Scientology I punch
Special K Posted April 12, 2006 Report Posted April 12, 2006 I'm just waiting for the first person to say Stephen Hawking. Or Helen Keller if they're fucking daft. EDIT: can I consolidate a dry-docking for Fred Phelps out of my Toby Keith punches? Honestly, I want to rip Fred Phelps's jaw off, play around with his blood, and orgasm right when I'm stabbing him in his chest. I know, being face to face with him, He's the one person I would sock in the fucking face actually. I hate that man, and I would try to savagely beat him.
USC Wuz Robbed! Posted April 12, 2006 Report Posted April 12, 2006 I see I'm the only one who thought outside the box.
Red Baron Posted April 12, 2006 Report Posted April 12, 2006 Drew Rosenburg (TO Agent) Matt Hasselback Darcy Tucker Tom from Myspace Jimmy Page
Youth N Asia Posted April 12, 2006 Report Posted April 12, 2006 What'd Myspace Tom ever do to you? And yeah, I'd swing on Feinstein
Red Baron Posted April 12, 2006 Report Posted April 12, 2006 Nothing, but I couldn't find a fifth person, and so I picked him.
Copper Feel Posted April 12, 2006 Report Posted April 12, 2006 Jimmy Page Why? I would put him on my top 5 people I would most like to meet.........
Copper Feel Posted April 12, 2006 Report Posted April 12, 2006 Rob Feinstein Your definition of famous differs greatly from mine.
USC Wuz Robbed! Posted April 12, 2006 Report Posted April 12, 2006 Drew Rosenburg (TO Agent) Matt Hasselback Darcy Tucker Tom from Myspace Jimmy Page That is badly misspelled. It's RosenHAUS.
Gary Floyd Posted April 12, 2006 Report Posted April 12, 2006 Sean Penn Alec Baldwin Sean Hannity Fred Phelps Bill O' Reilly
nl5xsk1 Posted April 12, 2006 Report Posted April 12, 2006 My list of top 5 is ever-changing, but as of this minute: Britney Spears Jeremy Jacobs (Boston Bruins owner) Eminem Kanye West niskie
Red Baron Posted April 12, 2006 Report Posted April 12, 2006 Jimmy Page Why? I would put him on my top 5 people I would most like to meet......... I personally find him an asshat really, and can shove his boring repitive scales up his own ass. Oh and replace myspace tom with Paul McCartney.
Copper Feel Posted April 12, 2006 Report Posted April 12, 2006 I like Paul McCartney as well. . Anyway my list would go: 1. 50 Cent 2. Truman Capote 3. John Lennon 4. Graham Norton 5. David Beckham.
Darthtiki Posted April 13, 2006 Report Posted April 13, 2006 Spin the Wheel to determine which member of the Church of Scientology I punch I say all of them
Corey_Lazarus Posted April 13, 2006 Report Posted April 13, 2006 Alex Laiho Jared Leto Ashlee Simpson Kerry King Jude Law I'm assuming you mean Alexi of Children of Bodom...and yeah, I wanna punch him in the face too. While yelling "damn you and your emotionless power/death drivel!" Catchy stuff, fun to mosh to, and they put on a great live show...but the guy just seems like a cunt. Impaled Nazarene > Children of Bodom. ...and why punch Kerry King in the face? I mean, that would ensure he'd rip your fucking heart out or something. And then write a song about it for Tom to scream while Kerry and Jeff trade shreds.
CanadianGuitarist Posted April 14, 2006 Report Posted April 14, 2006 Latrell Sprewell was a pretty good one. And despite his name appaeraing a few times, I don't think I'd have thought O'Reilly, who also, in retrospect, makes a lot of sense to me. I don't hate Bob Saget nearly as much as I used to, he'll sneak his wasy off the list. 1) Courtney Love 2) George W. 3) David Spade 4) Jeremy Roenick 5) Dr. Phil Although Dr. Phil, if provoked, could be a hell of a fight.
Robert Posted April 14, 2006 Report Posted April 14, 2006 1. Bret Favre 2. George W. Bsuh 3. Jon Stewart 4. Stuart Scott 5. Cena
therealworldschampion Posted April 14, 2006 Report Posted April 14, 2006 1. Terrell Owens 2. Drew Rosenhaus 2. Stuart Scott 3. Paris Hilton 4. Jon Corzine
Fökai Posted April 14, 2006 Report Posted April 14, 2006 1. Frankie Muniz. I'm pretty content with this one punch.
NYU Posted April 14, 2006 Report Posted April 14, 2006 Now THAT'S a good one. Frankie Muniz is at the very top of my list too.
Youth N Asia Posted April 14, 2006 Report Posted April 14, 2006 I think I could take Ali out with a single punch these days
haws bah gawd Posted April 14, 2006 Report Posted April 14, 2006 Ashton Kutcher - you and your pranks are not and never have been funny. Tom Cruise - lets see YOU give birth and see if you feel the need to moan or scream out in pain. Cunt. George W. Bush - I've been pro-republican for most of my life, but even I can't stand this jackass. Thank you very much for ensuring that no Republican gets elected ever again, asshole! (grouped-together for similar offenses to humanity) Sean Penn and Kanye West - get off your holier than thou high-horse. Whoever it is at Comedy Central that decided it was NOT appropriate to show Mohammed (could care less if I spelled it correctly), but it IS ok to show Jesus Christ shitting on the American flag.
TheDevilAndGodAreRagingInsideMe Posted April 14, 2006 Report Posted April 14, 2006 Everyone in Fall Out Boy.
SuperJerk Posted April 14, 2006 Report Posted April 14, 2006 Tom Cruise - lets see YOU give birth and see if you feel the need to moan or scream out in pain. Cunt. In fairness, Cruise was criticizing Brooke Shields for her use of drugs during postpartum depression, and not during the actual delivery itself.
Corey_Lazarus Posted April 14, 2006 Report Posted April 14, 2006 Whoever it is at Comedy Central that decided it was NOT appropriate to show Mohammed (could care less if I spelled it correctly), but it IS ok to show Jesus Christ shitting on the American flag. Look above you, because the joke is flying over your head. Or, to put it in TSM terms, WHOOOOOSH~!~ And I heard Cruise is having Katie do a silent birth, as it pertains to Scientologist belief. Cruise is a fucker and I hope Mission: Impossible 3 bombs huge.
BruiserKC Posted April 15, 2006 Report Posted April 15, 2006 Oprah Osama Bin Laden Hulk Hogan John Popper of Blues Traveler...hate this group, insult to blues fans everywhere Tony Kornheiser
Guest Heel Heat Posted April 15, 2006 Report Posted April 15, 2006 1) Colin Farrell 2) Tom Cruise 3) If he were still alive Tupac Shakur (i know thats rough but lets face it, the guy was an asshole) 4) MF Doom (another certified douche bag) 5) Goldberg (in front of a lot of people, just to humiliate him... AGAIN!!!)
Guest Heel Heat Posted April 15, 2006 Report Posted April 15, 2006 Tom Cruise - lets see YOU give birth and see if you feel the need to moan or scream out in pain. Cunt. In fairness, Cruise was criticizing Brooke Shields for her use of drugs during postpartum depression, and not during the actual delivery itself. In fairness Tom Cruise still has no idea what the fuck hes talking about.
CanadianGuitarist Posted April 15, 2006 Report Posted April 15, 2006 Oprah Osama Bin Laden Hulk Hogan John Popper of Blues Traveler...hate this group, insult to blues fans everywhere Tony Kornheiser Really to Kornhesier? Hmm. YES to Popper. Also, can I lump every Greenday fan into one person?
UZI Suicide Posted April 15, 2006 Report Posted April 15, 2006 Paris Hilton Samoa Joe Anderson Cooper Matthew McConaughey (with brass knucks) Kevin Federline
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