Epic Reine 0 Report post Posted August 4, 2006 http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/themarine....UOSj4FVOSBfVXcA Terrible isn't the word to describe it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Ghost of bps21 0 Report post Posted August 4, 2006 I expected worse. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
USC Wuz Robbed! 0 Report post Posted August 4, 2006 Looks fine for what it is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob_barron 0 Report post Posted August 4, 2006 It looks like your average retarded action movie Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angle-plex 0 Report post Posted August 4, 2006 That looks like a straight to DVD release if I ever saw one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maztinho 0 Report post Posted August 4, 2006 It looks like your average retarded action movie With more random explosions. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cameron chaos 0 Report post Posted August 4, 2006 Chuck Norris would have done a better job. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Ghost of bps21 0 Report post Posted August 4, 2006 "What does it look like we're doing?" "Missing!" ... Fuck it...I laughed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted August 4, 2006 The trailer looks like it was directed by Michael Bay... 's...hyperactive kid. I'm pissed he doesn't have a Native American sidekick and isn't riding a motorcycle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vern Gagne 0 Report post Posted August 4, 2006 Chuck Norris would have done a better job. Chuck Norris playing the President would kick ass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dubq 0 Report post Posted August 4, 2006 Jesus Christ even the voiceover was terrible. PS - Robert Patrick needs to fire his agent. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted August 4, 2006 *running from theater* Girl: What just happened? Me: The Marine just showed up! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Taker666 0 Report post Posted August 4, 2006 Another Typical Action movie with alot of fancy explosions, overused Matrix Style bulletime, average joe magiclly turns superhero mid movie, weak ass plot, actors no one cares for anymore, made by WWE and staring John Cena. oh yeah, I'll definlly see this movie Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted August 4, 2006 He's not a superhero... he's a MARINE. Of course, I fully suspect an F-U through a table at some point during the mayhem, probably to the big black dude. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gary Floyd 0 Report post Posted August 4, 2006 Whats really funny: Vince supposidly liked "See No Evil" more than this one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravenbomb 0 Report post Posted August 4, 2006 oh, I'll probably watch it one day on VOD when I'm sitting around bored Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Prime Time Andrew Doyle 0 Report post Posted August 4, 2006 Nothing really too offensive in the movie, just looks like your run of the mill action film. Also, this is almost the perfect type movie for a Van Dam or Segal. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cabbageboy 0 Report post Posted August 4, 2006 Rob Van Dam? I am begging for the stoner buddy comedy with Sabu and RVD. The Marine looks like a movie that would have been a fun cheese actioner 20 years ago, sorta like See No Evil would have been a fun crap horror movie about 20 years ago. I was distressed that The Marine is PG-13, since this sort of ultra violent actioner needs to be rated R to work at all. Commando should be their Bible here. Follow it and profits will come to WWE productions. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kobe24KGold Report post Posted August 4, 2006 I have a bad feeling it's going to be #1 the week it comes out. Now whether or not John Cena leaves wrestling for Hollywood like The Rock did is anyone's guess... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Taker666 0 Report post Posted August 4, 2006 I have a bad feeling it's going to be #1 the week it comes out. It won't, it just won't. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
St. Gabe 0 Report post Posted August 4, 2006 I think it looks pretty good--Robert Patrick is a good pick here, because you have an unknown commodity in Cena as a protagonist, you have a guy who you look at, know he is a bad guy, and want him to die. This will help you to want to root for the protagonist regardless of his talent as an actor. Cena seems to have a presence on screen, but...I cringed at "he has a hostage, She's my wife". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Placebo Effect 0 Report post Posted August 4, 2006 Jesus Christ even the voiceover was terrible. PS - Robert Patrick needs to fire his agent. If you think this is the movie that should cause Patrick to fire his agent, you're obviously not familiar with his filmography. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BoboBrazil 0 Report post Posted August 4, 2006 Anyone else notice the gas prices? $1.74! When was this thing filmed? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Princess Leena Report post Posted August 4, 2006 Meh, it doesn't look that bad. It is what it is with these types of brainless action/pretty graphic things. I'm interested to see how good of an actor Cena will be, that's about all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrRant 0 Report post Posted August 4, 2006 I'd probably have the Marine on in the background while watching some porn or something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2GOLD 0 Report post Posted August 4, 2006 Jesus Christ even the voiceover was terrible. PS - Robert Patrick needs to fire his agent. Oh come on, he got him that role on the first episode of "Stargate Atlantis" and he's currently starring in "The Unit". Plus lets face it, he's the liquid terminator til the day he dies. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FroGG_NeaL 0 Report post Posted August 4, 2006 This comes out October 13th, so I guess Cena will start pimping the movie on Raw sometime this month or next. hat means expect Cena to win the title back around that time. Plus, with a much screentime Kane was getting over his flick, I can only imagine how much of the show will bw devoted to selling Cena's. I will be seeing this, though. Looks like a good, chesy action flick from the 80's-early 90's and you can never have too many of those. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob_barron 0 Report post Posted August 4, 2006 It's going up against the Grudge 2, it won't be #1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Hotbutter Spoontoaster Report post Posted August 4, 2006 It's also going up against Robin Williams' Man of the Year. No way it'll be No.1. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
