Epic Reine Posted August 4, 2006 Report Posted August 4, 2006 http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/themarine....UOSj4FVOSBfVXcA Terrible isn't the word to describe it.
bob_barron Posted August 4, 2006 Report Posted August 4, 2006 It looks like your average retarded action movie
Angle-plex Posted August 4, 2006 Report Posted August 4, 2006 That looks like a straight to DVD release if I ever saw one.
Maztinho Posted August 4, 2006 Report Posted August 4, 2006 It looks like your average retarded action movie With more random explosions.
cameron chaos Posted August 4, 2006 Report Posted August 4, 2006 Chuck Norris would have done a better job.
The Ghost of bps21 Posted August 4, 2006 Report Posted August 4, 2006 "What does it look like we're doing?" "Missing!" ... Fuck it...I laughed.
AndrewTS Posted August 4, 2006 Report Posted August 4, 2006 The trailer looks like it was directed by Michael Bay... 's...hyperactive kid. I'm pissed he doesn't have a Native American sidekick and isn't riding a motorcycle.
Vern Gagne Posted August 4, 2006 Report Posted August 4, 2006 Chuck Norris would have done a better job. Chuck Norris playing the President would kick ass.
dubq Posted August 4, 2006 Report Posted August 4, 2006 Jesus Christ even the voiceover was terrible. PS - Robert Patrick needs to fire his agent.
The Amazing Rando Posted August 4, 2006 Report Posted August 4, 2006 *running from theater* Girl: What just happened? Me: The Marine just showed up!
Taker666 Posted August 4, 2006 Report Posted August 4, 2006 Another Typical Action movie with alot of fancy explosions, overused Matrix Style bulletime, average joe magiclly turns superhero mid movie, weak ass plot, actors no one cares for anymore, made by WWE and staring John Cena. oh yeah, I'll definlly see this movie
The Amazing Rando Posted August 4, 2006 Report Posted August 4, 2006 He's not a superhero... he's a MARINE. Of course, I fully suspect an F-U through a table at some point during the mayhem, probably to the big black dude.
Gary Floyd Posted August 4, 2006 Report Posted August 4, 2006 Whats really funny: Vince supposidly liked "See No Evil" more than this one.
Ravenbomb Posted August 4, 2006 Report Posted August 4, 2006 oh, I'll probably watch it one day on VOD when I'm sitting around bored
Prime Time Andrew Doyle Posted August 4, 2006 Report Posted August 4, 2006 Nothing really too offensive in the movie, just looks like your run of the mill action film. Also, this is almost the perfect type movie for a Van Dam or Segal.
cabbageboy Posted August 4, 2006 Report Posted August 4, 2006 Rob Van Dam? I am begging for the stoner buddy comedy with Sabu and RVD. The Marine looks like a movie that would have been a fun cheese actioner 20 years ago, sorta like See No Evil would have been a fun crap horror movie about 20 years ago. I was distressed that The Marine is PG-13, since this sort of ultra violent actioner needs to be rated R to work at all. Commando should be their Bible here. Follow it and profits will come to WWE productions.
Guest Kobe24KGold Posted August 4, 2006 Report Posted August 4, 2006 I have a bad feeling it's going to be #1 the week it comes out. Now whether or not John Cena leaves wrestling for Hollywood like The Rock did is anyone's guess...
Taker666 Posted August 4, 2006 Report Posted August 4, 2006 I have a bad feeling it's going to be #1 the week it comes out. It won't, it just won't.
St. Gabe Posted August 4, 2006 Report Posted August 4, 2006 I think it looks pretty good--Robert Patrick is a good pick here, because you have an unknown commodity in Cena as a protagonist, you have a guy who you look at, know he is a bad guy, and want him to die. This will help you to want to root for the protagonist regardless of his talent as an actor. Cena seems to have a presence on screen, but...I cringed at "he has a hostage, She's my wife".
Placebo Effect Posted August 4, 2006 Report Posted August 4, 2006 Jesus Christ even the voiceover was terrible. PS - Robert Patrick needs to fire his agent. If you think this is the movie that should cause Patrick to fire his agent, you're obviously not familiar with his filmography.
BoboBrazil Posted August 4, 2006 Report Posted August 4, 2006 Anyone else notice the gas prices? $1.74! When was this thing filmed?
Guest Princess Leena Posted August 4, 2006 Report Posted August 4, 2006 Meh, it doesn't look that bad. It is what it is with these types of brainless action/pretty graphic things. I'm interested to see how good of an actor Cena will be, that's about all.
MrRant Posted August 4, 2006 Report Posted August 4, 2006 I'd probably have the Marine on in the background while watching some porn or something.
2GOLD Posted August 4, 2006 Report Posted August 4, 2006 Jesus Christ even the voiceover was terrible. PS - Robert Patrick needs to fire his agent. Oh come on, he got him that role on the first episode of "Stargate Atlantis" and he's currently starring in "The Unit". Plus lets face it, he's the liquid terminator til the day he dies.
FroGG_NeaL Posted August 4, 2006 Report Posted August 4, 2006 This comes out October 13th, so I guess Cena will start pimping the movie on Raw sometime this month or next. hat means expect Cena to win the title back around that time. Plus, with a much screentime Kane was getting over his flick, I can only imagine how much of the show will bw devoted to selling Cena's. I will be seeing this, though. Looks like a good, chesy action flick from the 80's-early 90's and you can never have too many of those.
bob_barron Posted August 4, 2006 Report Posted August 4, 2006 It's going up against the Grudge 2, it won't be #1
Guest Hotbutter Spoontoaster Posted August 4, 2006 Report Posted August 4, 2006 It's also going up against Robin Williams' Man of the Year. No way it'll be No.1.
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