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[Black Lushus 0]

personally, I never dug the mouth piece...hell, the wrestling shoes are just now starting to grow on me.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

personally, I never dug the mouth piece...hell, the wrestling shoes are just now starting to grow on me.

Yeah.

 

For me, and I've said this many times before, the mouth piece makes him look like Jaws from the James Bond series.

[FroGG_NeaL 0]

Angle's mouthpiece should become the focus of his character, and his new theme music should be Nelly's "Grillz".

[USC Wuz Robbed! 0]

heh

 

when I saw him at the 5/27 Raw, he wasn't THAT bad...how old is that pic? He had toned up a tad by Raw...he did still have that gut, though.

 

 

Wanna explain how thats possible?

 

explain how what is possible? His arms were toned, his chest was more defined but he still had a bit of a pooch, like HHH...anything else? He also had no body hair and was oiled up so that may have been the difference. It's possible to have buff arms and good pecs but still have a gut, you know...bench presses don't flatten your stomach.

 

I think he meant the fact you listed it as a May 27th Raw, which to the poster, meant you went into the future.

[Black Lushus 0]

heh

 

when I saw him at the 5/27 Raw, he wasn't THAT bad...how old is that pic? He had toned up a tad by Raw...he did still have that gut, though.

 

 

Wanna explain how thats possible?

 

explain how what is possible? His arms were toned, his chest was more defined but he still had a bit of a pooch, like HHH...anything else? He also had no body hair and was oiled up so that may have been the difference. It's possible to have buff arms and good pecs but still have a gut, you know...bench presses don't flatten your stomach.

 

I think he meant the fact you listed it as a May 27th Raw, which to the poster, meant you went into the future.

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

 

sorry...MARCH!

[Maztinho 0]

Angle's mouthpiece should become the focus of his character, and his new theme music should be Nelly's "Grillz".

 

I'm waiting for a mouthpiece that says "Horny"

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Angle's mouthpiece should become the focus of his character, and his new theme music should be Nelly's "Grillz".

 

I'm waiting for a mouthpiece that says "Horny"

They could have used that during the "Stalk Sharmell" storyline.

[Guest Macaroni]

As we all know, the WWE tries its darndest to keep up with current fads and trends 3 - 4 years after they've already peaked. Thus, in a random burst of intelligence I managed to figure out why in the hell they signed Dalip Singh in the first place.

 

Is it because he's really tall and reall roided - up? Possibly.

Is it because he's appeared in a few movies already and is thus a somewhat "legitimate" star? No.

 

IT'S BECAUSE OF HOMESTAR RUNNER!

 

Don't believe me? Watch this, then watch this. The resemblance is uncanny. Obviously Vince McMahon, hearing about "Trogdor" and "Cheat Commandos" decided that he needed to cash in before it was too late.

 

And yes, I am becoming a fan of Dalip, provided he's reduced to Tyson Tomko - like role of bodyguard for someone with actual talent. He could deliver awesome gibberish - filled promos and judo chops when needed, but otherwise stay away from the action. Case in point, the following scenario:

 

Random Heel: "...and when I defeat you for the world title, myself and Khali will stand over your battered body, laughing! Tell 'em Khali!"

The Great Khali: "BWASHANAGUUUURRNA! GUUUUURNA! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" *Judo CHOP!*

 

(Side note: I do realize that Dalip is speaking another language during his promos. That doesn't mean I can't make fun of his delivery, and the WWE's decision to have someone with such poor delivery seem even worse by not speaking English).

[Lil' Bitch 0]

So I read the new Smackdown magazine (featuring Benoit on the cover) going over the Benoit article about what his favorite matches are and why and the writer fucked it up TWICE.

 

At GAB 98, they said Booker T went onto win the U.S. Championship later that night.

 

At NWO this year, they said that Benoit / Booker match was the final match in the 2nd Best of 7 Series, in which Benoit won.

 

Just figured I'd comment a WTF here.

[pochorenella 0]

So I read the new Smackdown magazine (featuring Benoit on the cover) going over the Benoit article about what his favorite matches are and why and the writer fucked it up TWICE.

 

At GAB 98, they said Booker T went onto win the U.S. Championship later that night.

 

At NWO this year, they said that Benoit / Booker match was the final match in the 2nd Best of 7 Series, in which Benoit won.

 

Just figured I'd comment a WTF here.

 

And what are his other favorite matches according to that article? Maybe vs Kurt Angle at Royal Rumble 2003 where he won the WWE Title??

[Lil' Bitch 0]

Off the top of my head:

 

GAB '98 - Booker

Owen Hart Tribute Match - Bret

WM XX - HHH / HBK

ONS - Eddie

NWO 06 - Booker

 

There was some more to it, but I can't remember right now. I'll add more later.

[claydude14 0]

So I read the new Smackdown magazine (featuring Benoit on the cover) going over the Benoit article about what his favorite matches are and why and the writer fucked it up TWICE.

 

At GAB 98, they said Booker T went onto win the U.S. Championship later that night.

 

At NWO this year, they said that Benoit / Booker match was the final match in the 2nd Best of 7 Series, in which Benoit won.

 

Just figured I'd comment a WTF here.

I understand that apparently both the matches have historic falses about them, but care to mention them without you assuming the general Smark will know what's up? Honestly I'm suprised the NWO match doesn't ring a bell immediately, I even saw it live on PPV; but at the same time I'm not suprised at all.

[Guest Arnold_OldSchool]

Owen hart died May 19th and we failed to mention it.

[haws bah gawd 0]

Owen hart died May 19th and we failed to mention it.

 

 

Honestly, how can you NOT laugh at that? Really though, I still to this day miss seeing Owen perform. He could've went on to do some great things.

 

Edit: By the way, LordsofPain had an article posted the other day that said WWE has no plans for a draft lottery this year.

[k thx 0]

Has anyone seen See No Evil?

[Astro7x 0]

Has anyone seen See No Evil?

 

13 people have so far on RottonTomatoes

 

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/1158185-see_no_evil/

 

0%

 

Ouch

[k thx 0]

"Save your money and just watch Smackdown instead--even it has got to be more entertaining than this swill."

 

Now that guy's just getting carried away.

[Aero 0]

Owen hart died May 19th and we failed to mention it.

 

Actually, it was May 23.

[Guest Arnold_OldSchool]

*hands in Smark card*

 

 

"Its been fun folks"

[Vampiro69 0]

We will give you one more chance, but one more goof up and you are outta here!

[Darth Vader 0]

You think if See No Evil does well at the box office the E might capitalize on it by putting the title on Kane?

[Cheech Tremendous 0]

What's the story behind your sig, vampiro69?

[Gary Floyd 0]

What's the story behind your sig, vampiro69?

Ditto. That's the best sig I've seen in a long time.

[The Niggardly King 0]

"Assuming there are no other credit cookies, the final image in SEE NO EVIL is a dog urinating in an eye socket. There couldn't be a better way to describe the experience of watching this film."

 

Now I must see this movie

[BUTT 0]

That stuff about Kane being revealed as Bearer's son on May 19th is wrong. It was actually May 18th.

[Guest nokia]

In the latest WO newsletter for May 22nd it says that Frankie Kazarian lost his trademark ponytail in an attempt to get a new wwe contract...

 

So far he has had no luck, and Tna are also lukewarm as to bring him back....

[Danville_Wrestling 0]

So I read the new Smackdown magazine (featuring Benoit on the cover) going over the Benoit article about what his favorite matches are and why and the writer fucked it up TWICE.

 

At GAB 98, they said Booker T went onto win the U.S. Championship later that night.

 

At NWO this year, they said that Benoit / Booker match was the final match in the 2nd Best of 7 Series, in which Benoit won.

 

Just figured I'd comment a WTF here.

 

Stuff like this is why I cancelled my subscription to WWF Magazine shortly after Vince Russo left the staff.

[King Kamala 0]

I just bought tickets for a Smackdown house show on June 17th. It's going to be my first WWE show since July of 2002 (Coincidentally enough, a Smackdown house show with a main event of Kurt Angle Vs Edge). I hope I didn't waste $20 on my cheap seat.

 

 

This is the card from WWE.com;

 

 

Triple Threat Match

World Heavyweight Championship

Rey Mysterio vs. JBL vs. Kurt Angle

 

Undertaker vs. The Great Khali (w/Daivari)

 

Chris Benoit vs. Mark Henry

 

Lashley vs. Booker T (w/Sharmell)

 

Six Person Tag Team Match

MNM vs. Paul London & Brian Kendrick

& Jillian Hall

 

WWE Cruiserweight Championship

Gregory Helms vs. Super Crazy

 

Matt Hardy vs. Finlay

 

Scotty 2 Hotty & Funaki vs.

The Gyminis (w/Simon Dean)

 

Also featuring: Ken Kennedy and more!

 

Everything on the card looks decent but unspectacular. With the obvious exception of Khali Vs Undertaker which should be craptacular. It should be interesting to see whether Benoit can carry Marc Henry to a semi-watchable match.

[Scroby 0]

Also featuring: Ken Kennedy and more!

You get Kennedy.........................................................................

Kennedy, that should be worth the price alone.

[AndrewTS 0]

Owen hart died May 19th and we failed to mention it.

 

May 23rd, actually.

 

EDIT: somebody beat me to it, however the reason I remember is that it is the day after my birthday.