Annabelle Posted January 9, 2007 Report Posted January 9, 2007 On the subject of cumshots, I know cum sharing is sexy, but it loses its appeal after it's traded back and forth 3-4 times. And how sad is it that the thread complaining about the dream porno thread has more legit discussion than the thread itself? its sad alright
Special K Posted January 9, 2007 Report Posted January 9, 2007 I like them SuicideGirls. The only thing I can concretely say is that the movie would have the theme song to "White Bunbusters." And naked women. The song's the most important part, though.
PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH! Posted January 9, 2007 Author Report Posted January 9, 2007 Let's have a serious discussion regarding our ideal masturbatory aide.
UZI Suicide Posted January 9, 2007 Report Posted January 9, 2007 People have interests. Some are different than others, obviously. Who's to say what you like is normal, and what I like is abnormal? What sets it apart? What makes yours' any better than mine, or vice versa? I understand there's boundaries, such as a guy who collects comic books compared to someone who collects children. But what's the big deal if someone has an extensive pornographic collection, what does it matter to you? What, the fact that you may have actual intercourse with a human being instead of masturbation to a porn star? If that's the case, you're a cruel, and mean individual. I'm sure the person who's only pleasure comes from themself feels bad enough without some arrogant prick coming along and rubbing it in that their hobby is "weird". I know this is a internet message board, but come on, have some respect. *stands up and claps*
The Niggardly King Posted January 9, 2007 Report Posted January 9, 2007 Intensifier seems to like the type of porn that is completely degrading to women. That's the only good type of porn.
Annabelle Posted January 9, 2007 Report Posted January 9, 2007 Owning a lot of porn is socially acceptable. Being a pornography enthusiast is really creepy. totally. even though i ragged on chave, his indictment of porn a few years ago certainly has a place here. a few people in this thread seem to be living in a fantasy land. a fantasy land which may seem alright now, but certainly seems that it can get out of hand. it does create unrealistic viewpoints of a healthy sexual relationship. wankery to is fine, but analyzation & adaptation to real sexual relationship is begging for trouble.
MarvinisaLunatic Posted January 9, 2007 Report Posted January 9, 2007 Owning a lot of porn is socially acceptable. Being a pornography enthusiast is really creepy. totally. even though i ragged on chave, his indictment of porn a few years ago certainly has a place here. a few people in this thread seem to be living in a fantasy land. a fantasy land which may seem alright now, but certainly seems that it can get out of hand. it does create unrealistic viewpoints of a healthy sexual relationship. wankery to is fine, but analyzation & adaptation to real sexual relationship is begging for trouble. Luckily I dont have to worry about that.
Guest Legalise Drugs and Murder Posted January 9, 2007 Report Posted January 9, 2007 Porno's a waste to me anymore. After getting with a girl I can actually respect, yanking my crank to strangers boning one another seems like clutching to something adolescent. If I'm horny, I just get laid.
Ravenbomb Posted January 9, 2007 Report Posted January 9, 2007 Yeah, my dream porno stars me and a chick I wanna nail...no need for anyone else But who will be the director? What type of score will they put to it? What Aspect Ratio will it be released in? What DVD extras will you have? Director: Sion Sono Score: Mogwai (or at least a Mogwai ripoff) AR: 16:9 Extras: Late Night Cinemax Softcore cut of the movie Writer's commentary (I'd be the writer) Cast Commentary Blooper Reel Vol. 1 of the Manga Adaptation
The Niggardly King Posted January 9, 2007 Report Posted January 9, 2007 Owning a lot of porn is socially acceptable. Being a pornography enthusiast is really creepy. totally. even though i ragged on chave, his indictment of porn a few years ago certainly has a place here. a few people in this thread seem to be living in a fantasy land. a fantasy land which may seem alright now, but certainly seems that it can get out of hand. it does create unrealistic viewpoints of a healthy sexual relationship. wankery to is fine, but analyzation & adaptation to real sexual relationship is begging for trouble. I see what you did there.
theintensifier Posted January 10, 2007 Report Posted January 10, 2007 the intensifier is a nutso pyschopath Pretty much.
Open the Muggy Gate Posted January 11, 2007 Report Posted January 11, 2007 Yeah, my dream porno stars me and a chick I wanna nail...no need for anyone else But who will be the director? What type of score will they put to it? What Aspect Ratio will it be released in? What DVD extras will you have? Director: Sion Sono Score: Mogwai (or at least a Mogwai ripoff) AR: 16:9 Extras: Late Night Cinemax Softcore cut of the movie Writer's commentary (I'd be the writer) Cast Commentary Blooper Reel Vol. 1 of the Manga Adaptation No choice between widescreen and fullscreen? FUCK THAT SHIT.
Ravenbomb Posted January 11, 2007 Report Posted January 11, 2007 Yeah, my dream porno stars me and a chick I wanna nail...no need for anyone else But who will be the director? What type of score will they put to it? What Aspect Ratio will it be released in? What DVD extras will you have? Director: Sion Sono Score: Mogwai (or at least a Mogwai ripoff) AR: 16:9 Extras: Late Night Cinemax Softcore cut of the movie Writer's commentary (I'd be the writer) Cast Commentary Blooper Reel Vol. 1 of the Manga Adaptation No choice between widescreen and fullscreen? FUCK THAT SHIT. As a filmmaker, I want people to see the movie as it was originally intended. The only reason I'd include the Softcore cut is the same reason they had some TV Edit excerpts on the Scarface DVD.
Open the Muggy Gate Posted January 11, 2007 Report Posted January 11, 2007 We just compared a porno DVD to a Scarface DVD. Someone check and see if meteor isn't coming towards Earth.
Timmy8271 Posted January 11, 2007 Report Posted January 11, 2007 I like cum sharing. It's gross when they start putting in glasses, or other shit. Ashley Blue making an omelet with cum was interesting, though. That ain't nothing. My favorite is some girl named Extreme Holly snorting it off of a table like Crack Cocaine. I got a good laugh out of that. Double Anal is very gay, But I also have a problem with a guy kissing a girl right after she's giving him a BJ. Isn't that like sucking your own dick?
Black Lushus Posted January 11, 2007 Report Posted January 11, 2007 Double Anal is very gay, But I also have a problem with a guy kissing a girl right after she's giving him a BJ. Isn't that like sucking your own dick? After you've blown a load in her mouth or during transition from blowjob to sex?
Giuseppe Zangara Posted January 11, 2007 Report Posted January 11, 2007 Assuming she hadn't just taken some of your load, kissing a girl after she's gone down on you is nothing. Timmy's never had sex before.
Black Lushus Posted January 11, 2007 Report Posted January 11, 2007 Assuming she hadn't just taken some of your load, kissing a girl after she's gone down on you is nothing. Timmy's never had sex before. yeah...I'm really not understanding his stance on it either.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted January 11, 2007 Report Posted January 11, 2007 I posit he's a virgin and also very young. Completely inexperienced.
PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH! Posted January 11, 2007 Author Report Posted January 11, 2007 Champions, Bitches. HOW BOUT THEM GATORS!!!!
Giuseppe Zangara Posted January 11, 2007 Report Posted January 11, 2007 I like Timmy's avatar, though. I've been watching a lot of Ali G, lately.
Black Lushus Posted January 11, 2007 Report Posted January 11, 2007 Borat and Ali G are funny enough characters...I don't really find Bruno that funny.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted January 11, 2007 Report Posted January 11, 2007 Bruno's spotty compared to the other two, but still good. He can be a lot more aggressively antagonistic than either Borat or Ali G, which doesn't always work on a comedic level.
Slayer Posted January 11, 2007 Report Posted January 11, 2007 When I first saw commercials for Borat, I ignored them because I thought it was a standard fish-out-of-water "I am simple foreigner here in your crazy country" bit. When I found out was it was really about... I still didn't have much interest in seeing it.
Special K Posted January 11, 2007 Report Posted January 11, 2007 Bruno's usually more funny when he's interviewing people from the fashion industry than rednecks. His interview of the gay re-education running minister is priceless, though. And the "Vassup/Ich Don't Think So" bit from season one is the closest I've seen to him cracking up. Also getting up on the runwayand doing the worm.... priceless. "Vassup! Being gay is the new coolest thing in the world, so that's why I've come to the gayest place in the world: ALABAMA!"
Giuseppe Zangara Posted January 11, 2007 Report Posted January 11, 2007 You're right about Bruno re fashion industry people. The stuff with the rednecks is simply button-pushing; of course some overalls-wearing bubba isn't going to like having a guy come on to him. That's supposed to be funny? Last night, I finally saw the segment where Borat sings the song at the country bar. Good lord, the crowd's reaction was as frightening as it was hilarious.
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