Man Who Sold The World Posted February 10, 2007 Report Posted February 10, 2007 the nuclear attack has begun and the missles are in the air...... what would you do with your remaining time on earth? what would u do?
Matt Young Posted February 10, 2007 Report Posted February 10, 2007 Fuck, drink, smoke, spend time with people important to me, fuck.
The Niggardly King Posted February 10, 2007 Report Posted February 10, 2007 rape bitches and kill and steal cars and hide in bomb shelter eating tuna out of cans while raping the bitch i brought along for the ride.
Dandy Posted February 10, 2007 Report Posted February 10, 2007 Pray and make sure I asked for forgiveness of all my sins. I'd like to think I'd do allt he cool stuff, but I know I would be thinking of heaven vs. hell.
Youth N Asia Posted February 10, 2007 Report Posted February 10, 2007 I would hold back on the rape, because I do know a couple of girls that would willingly sleep with me. Hell, maybe a few more being that the world is coming to and end. I would make a killer breakfast, hit a booty call or three, get in an episode of Entourage, blog, and then likely go back to bed
MarvinisaLunatic Posted February 10, 2007 Report Posted February 10, 2007 Go find a nuclear fallout shelter..which is easy since my elementary school used to be one.
Hank Kingsley Posted February 10, 2007 Report Posted February 10, 2007 At least we can rely on Marvin to proliferate the human race after the fallout.
kkktookmybabyaway Posted February 10, 2007 Report Posted February 10, 2007 Start a thread here blaming the Democrats for this.
MarvinisaLunatic Posted February 10, 2007 Report Posted February 10, 2007 Start a thread here blaming the Democrats for this. I figured we'd be blaming North Korea or Iran..
luke-o Posted February 10, 2007 Report Posted February 10, 2007 Fuck as many fat bitches who are desperate to be fucked. Oh wait, thats monday night... Guess id spend it with my family, thanking for the good times blah blah
Matt Young Posted February 10, 2007 Report Posted February 10, 2007 rape bitches and kill and steal cars....raping the bitch i brought along for the ride. So basically, living up to stereotypes? For shame. As King, you should represent your race more honorably.
Copper Feel Posted February 10, 2007 Report Posted February 10, 2007 Convert to Christianity while hiding in my precious nuclear bunker.
PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH! Posted February 10, 2007 Report Posted February 10, 2007 I'd masturbate and then post on TSM for a lil bit and then probably just think about my wasted life and cry.
The Niggardly King Posted February 10, 2007 Report Posted February 10, 2007 rape bitches and kill and steal cars....raping the bitch i brought along for the ride. So basically, living up to stereotypes? For shame. As King, you should represent your race more honorably. WE GONNA DIE IN 7 HOURS, WHO WOULD KNOW, WHO WOULD CARE, I'LL STEAL AND RAPE TILL THE END OF TIME.
Angelus Posted February 10, 2007 Report Posted February 10, 2007 You remember the stories about the three chinamen playing Fantan? This guy runs up to them and says, "Hey, the world's coming to an end!" and the first one says, "Well, I best go to the mission and pray," and the second one says, "Well, hell, I'm gonna go and buy me a case of Mezcal and six whores," and the third one says "Well, I'm gonna finish the game. So me ? Me I shall finish the game gentlemen ... During theses seven hours i will'be at my house, playing Mike Tyson's Punch Out ! I'll going through SuperMachoMan, trough the guy who look like a bull and i'll beat down this MOTHERFUCKING Mike Tyson. I'm gonna beat him real bad That's what i'll do
Guest Vitamin X Posted February 11, 2007 Report Posted February 11, 2007 I always find it interesting people respond almost unanimously with "FUCK!".. I mean, you've got precious little time left of being ALIVE, ever, and all you want to do is fulfill meaningless carnal desires? I don't know why that strikes me as absurd, but it does, if you truly think about what there would be to do. I just find it absolutely crazy to think of a world coming to terms with its end and people just plastered all over the street naked and fucking and raping each other senselessly, and I would feel like the fuckers deserve to have the world end on `em. Me? I would probably attempt to find some way to survive, and if that doesn't work, sit and think, talk to some people, and do some heroin, which by the time the world ends, will be something I'd be looking forward to.
Boon Posted February 11, 2007 Report Posted February 11, 2007 Me? I would probably attempt to find some way to survive, and if that doesn't work, sit and think, talk to some people, and do some heroin, which by the time the world ends, will be something I'd be looking forward to. You'd think the people who are fucking deserve to have the world end on them, but then you'd do heroin?
Red Baron Posted February 11, 2007 Report Posted February 11, 2007 Find somewhere that the Missiles aren't going to land.
Twisted Intestine Posted February 11, 2007 Report Posted February 11, 2007 I'd try to get to Antarctica... Maybe I'd be safe there?
Black Lushus Posted February 11, 2007 Report Posted February 11, 2007 get a hold of John Conner...fast!
MarvinisaLunatic Posted February 11, 2007 Report Posted February 11, 2007 I'd try to get to Antarctica... Maybe I'd be safe there? Pissed off Penguins + Nuclear Radiation that sounds like a great idea for a low budget horror movie though..
The Metal Maniac Posted February 11, 2007 Report Posted February 11, 2007 I'd find somewhere where the bombs were going to land. I'm talking ground zero. I mean, why go to all the effort of trying to survive when you're probably just gonna eventually die of radiation poisoning? Or starve to death? Or get shot by some half-crazy, radioactive redneck? Screw the slow and drawn-out method. I'm gonna instantly get vaporized and leave my shadow burned into the concrete. But for the record, if the bombs were in the air, I'm pretty sure we wouldn't have 7 hours. Just being picky.
Brett Favre Posted February 11, 2007 Report Posted February 11, 2007 get a hold of John Conner...fast! Look for the Terminator. "Come with me if you want to live."
MillenniumMan831 Posted February 11, 2007 Report Posted February 11, 2007 I figure it'd be a nice night for a walk.
Guest Grossman=Fag Posted February 11, 2007 Report Posted February 11, 2007 Or get shot by some half-crazy, radioactive redneck?
The Metal Maniac Posted February 11, 2007 Report Posted February 11, 2007 What really scares me is that I'm sure that there are people who actually want the bombs to fall, just so they can wander about aimlessly with a shotgun firing at anyone who ever pissed them off for any reason.
The Metal Maniac Posted February 11, 2007 Report Posted February 11, 2007 You know, I never noticed the murderous glint in that little bastard's eye until right now.
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