MillenniumMan831 0 Report post Posted June 12, 2007 Wilkes-Barre, Pa. – A night originally designated Mr. McMahon Appreciation Night turned deadly when the WWE Chairman’s limousine burst into a fiery explosion just moments after Mr. McMahon stepped into it. Permanently uprooting the world of sports-entertainment, the Chairman has been presumed dead in Wilkes-Barre, Pa. Check back with WWE.com as more details become available on this shocking news. Gotta love wwe.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanks for the Fish 0 Report post Posted June 12, 2007 Vince fakes his own death in order to try and make people forget that Raw adds Lashley, Kennedy, Booker T while SD! adds Torrie, Flair, Khali and Masters!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hyperchord24 0 Report post Posted June 12, 2007 "Presumed" dead. I'm sure no body will be found, and Vince will come out on RAW in 3 weeks with tape on his ribs. I wonder if they will rush him to a "medical facility"? I expect them to do a whodunit angle, let it run it's course, THEN bring him back, b/c he needs to be on TV. Either that, or he's essentially writing himself off TV. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vampiro69 0 Report post Posted June 12, 2007 Wikipedia already has mention of the Limo incident. Vince Wiki Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted June 12, 2007 Vince should have been found dead in his hotel room tomorrow night on ECW. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vern Gagne 0 Report post Posted June 12, 2007 Watch it be a Vince look-a-like who got in the limousine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vampiro69 0 Report post Posted June 12, 2007 Vince should have been found dead in his hotel room tomorrow night on ECW. Too Eddie Guerrero and Pillman like for them to do that Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conspiracy_Victim 0 Report post Posted June 12, 2007 I love his updated Wikipedia profile. Someone's first thought was to edit his wiki entry. Classic. Unless some WWE staffer did it to keep kayfabe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
strummer 0 Report post Posted June 12, 2007 $50 this was Bonnie Hammer's idea Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted June 12, 2007 I didn't like the fact that the video back-tracked a few seconds (the door opening, foot coming out) before it suddenly blew up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vampiro69 0 Report post Posted June 12, 2007 ESPNews came on with a breaking news segment and I was so hoping for news about Vince. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted June 12, 2007 ESPNews came on with a breaking news segment and I was so hoping for news about Vince. Barry Bonds probably doesnt like Vince McMahon either. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hyperchord24 0 Report post Posted June 12, 2007 Wikipedia already has mention of the Limo incident. Vince Wiki And someone else made already sure to inform readers that he may not have actually died: This article or section describes a work or element of fiction in a primarily in-universe style and needs cleanup. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2GOLD 0 Report post Posted June 12, 2007 Shame such a nice limo had to be destroyed for something so incredibly stupid. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ted the Poster 0 Report post Posted June 12, 2007 In other news, the Draft cotinues THIS WEDNESDAY on WWE.COM! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
uhftv 0 Report post Posted June 12, 2007 Any response from the wrestlers? I'm most interested in hearing the thoughts of either Khali or Ron Simmons. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Karnage 0 Report post Posted June 12, 2007 So I guess there will be a 10 bell salute at the tapings tomorrow... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaceman Spiff 0 Report post Posted June 12, 2007 I didn't like the fact that the video back-tracked a few seconds (the door opening, foot coming out) before it suddenly blew up. I don't think it was a backtrack. I think it was just Vince & the stuntman changing places, with the stuntman's foot coming down to "show" that Vince was really in there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vern Gagne 0 Report post Posted June 12, 2007 Vince should show up on Raw next week, like nothing happened. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted June 12, 2007 oooh..ooh.. Vince McMahon just got drafted...drafted to Hell! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hyperchord24 0 Report post Posted June 12, 2007 I didn't like the fact that the video back-tracked a few seconds (the door opening, foot coming out) before it suddenly blew up. I don't think it was a backtrack. I think it was just Vince & the stuntman changing places, with the stuntman's foot coming down to "show" that Vince was really in there. That did come off as a ittle awkward. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vern Gagne 0 Report post Posted June 12, 2007 Mr. McMahon was killed the explosion. Vince McMahon is still alive. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MFer 0 Report post Posted June 12, 2007 I didn't like the fact that the video back-tracked a few seconds (the door opening, foot coming out) before it suddenly blew up. I don't think it was a backtrack. I think it was just Vince & the stuntman changing places, with the stuntman's foot coming down to "show" that Vince was really in there. I had just assumed that Vince was making one last pause before he closed the door. This explantion makes more sense. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fazzle 0 Report post Posted June 12, 2007 maybe they can scrape together some of Vince's body parts and use them as bargaining chips in the supplemental draft? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravenbomb 0 Report post Posted June 12, 2007 I love that there's a big "FART BUTTON" banner on that page. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Quasar 0 Report post Posted June 12, 2007 Guys guys guys, Isn't it obvious that this attack is something that George W. Bush has been trying to warn us about all along? The terrorists have attacked America again. Muhammad Hassan, Daivari, Al Qaeda and the Iraqi Insurgents put that bomb in Vince's car. Now, it's time to declare war on Iran. See Democrats, look at what you've caused. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jwpeer 0 Report post Posted June 12, 2007 I didn't like the fact that the video back-tracked a few seconds (the door opening, foot coming out) before it suddenly blew up. I don't think it was a backtrack. I think it was just Vince & the stuntman changing places, with the stuntman's foot coming down to "show" that Vince was really in there. I had just assumed that Vince was making one last pause before he closed the door. This explantion makes more sense. That's what you're supposed to assume, which is why it works and at least THAT part is believable... The explosion was funny as hell...I wonder if some poor people out there actually believe he's dead. That'd be good for some laughs Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mecca 0 Report post Posted June 12, 2007 From Meltzer.. The show ended with an apparent blow-off of the Mr. McMahon character. He went into his limo after walking out of the locker room with every wrestler that didn't appear on the show in a cameo. The last two people he walked by were Pat Patterson and Gerald Brisco.He went to his limo, which exploded and burst into flames. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UZI Suicide 0 Report post Posted June 12, 2007 You know, this is probably all just a stunt to tie-in with the Jackass shit they're doing for Summerslam. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites