MillenniumMan831 Posted June 12, 2007 Report Posted June 12, 2007 Wilkes-Barre, Pa. – A night originally designated Mr. McMahon Appreciation Night turned deadly when the WWE Chairman’s limousine burst into a fiery explosion just moments after Mr. McMahon stepped into it. Permanently uprooting the world of sports-entertainment, the Chairman has been presumed dead in Wilkes-Barre, Pa. Check back with WWE.com as more details become available on this shocking news. Gotta love wwe.com
Thanks for the Fish Posted June 12, 2007 Report Posted June 12, 2007 Vince fakes his own death in order to try and make people forget that Raw adds Lashley, Kennedy, Booker T while SD! adds Torrie, Flair, Khali and Masters!!
hyperchord24 Posted June 12, 2007 Report Posted June 12, 2007 "Presumed" dead. I'm sure no body will be found, and Vince will come out on RAW in 3 weeks with tape on his ribs. I wonder if they will rush him to a "medical facility"? I expect them to do a whodunit angle, let it run it's course, THEN bring him back, b/c he needs to be on TV. Either that, or he's essentially writing himself off TV.
Vampiro69 Posted June 12, 2007 Report Posted June 12, 2007 Wikipedia already has mention of the Limo incident. Vince Wiki
MarvinisaLunatic Posted June 12, 2007 Report Posted June 12, 2007 Vince should have been found dead in his hotel room tomorrow night on ECW.
Vern Gagne Posted June 12, 2007 Report Posted June 12, 2007 Watch it be a Vince look-a-like who got in the limousine.
Vampiro69 Posted June 12, 2007 Report Posted June 12, 2007 Vince should have been found dead in his hotel room tomorrow night on ECW. Too Eddie Guerrero and Pillman like for them to do that
Conspiracy_Victim Posted June 12, 2007 Report Posted June 12, 2007 I love his updated Wikipedia profile. Someone's first thought was to edit his wiki entry. Classic. Unless some WWE staffer did it to keep kayfabe.
The Amazing Rando Posted June 12, 2007 Report Posted June 12, 2007 I didn't like the fact that the video back-tracked a few seconds (the door opening, foot coming out) before it suddenly blew up.
Vampiro69 Posted June 12, 2007 Report Posted June 12, 2007 ESPNews came on with a breaking news segment and I was so hoping for news about Vince.
MarvinisaLunatic Posted June 12, 2007 Report Posted June 12, 2007 ESPNews came on with a breaking news segment and I was so hoping for news about Vince. Barry Bonds probably doesnt like Vince McMahon either.
hyperchord24 Posted June 12, 2007 Report Posted June 12, 2007 Wikipedia already has mention of the Limo incident. Vince Wiki And someone else made already sure to inform readers that he may not have actually died: This article or section describes a work or element of fiction in a primarily in-universe style and needs cleanup.
2GOLD Posted June 12, 2007 Report Posted June 12, 2007 Shame such a nice limo had to be destroyed for something so incredibly stupid.
Ted the Poster Posted June 12, 2007 Report Posted June 12, 2007 In other news, the Draft cotinues THIS WEDNESDAY on WWE.COM!
uhftv Posted June 12, 2007 Report Posted June 12, 2007 Any response from the wrestlers? I'm most interested in hearing the thoughts of either Khali or Ron Simmons.
Karnage Posted June 12, 2007 Report Posted June 12, 2007 So I guess there will be a 10 bell salute at the tapings tomorrow...
Spaceman Spiff Posted June 12, 2007 Report Posted June 12, 2007 I didn't like the fact that the video back-tracked a few seconds (the door opening, foot coming out) before it suddenly blew up. I don't think it was a backtrack. I think it was just Vince & the stuntman changing places, with the stuntman's foot coming down to "show" that Vince was really in there.
Vern Gagne Posted June 12, 2007 Report Posted June 12, 2007 Vince should show up on Raw next week, like nothing happened.
MarvinisaLunatic Posted June 12, 2007 Report Posted June 12, 2007 oooh..ooh.. Vince McMahon just got drafted...drafted to Hell!
hyperchord24 Posted June 12, 2007 Report Posted June 12, 2007 I didn't like the fact that the video back-tracked a few seconds (the door opening, foot coming out) before it suddenly blew up. I don't think it was a backtrack. I think it was just Vince & the stuntman changing places, with the stuntman's foot coming down to "show" that Vince was really in there. That did come off as a ittle awkward.
Vern Gagne Posted June 12, 2007 Report Posted June 12, 2007 Mr. McMahon was killed the explosion. Vince McMahon is still alive.
MFer Posted June 12, 2007 Report Posted June 12, 2007 I didn't like the fact that the video back-tracked a few seconds (the door opening, foot coming out) before it suddenly blew up. I don't think it was a backtrack. I think it was just Vince & the stuntman changing places, with the stuntman's foot coming down to "show" that Vince was really in there. I had just assumed that Vince was making one last pause before he closed the door. This explantion makes more sense.
fazzle Posted June 12, 2007 Report Posted June 12, 2007 maybe they can scrape together some of Vince's body parts and use them as bargaining chips in the supplemental draft?
Ravenbomb Posted June 12, 2007 Report Posted June 12, 2007 I love that there's a big "FART BUTTON" banner on that page.
Quasar Posted June 12, 2007 Report Posted June 12, 2007 Guys guys guys, Isn't it obvious that this attack is something that George W. Bush has been trying to warn us about all along? The terrorists have attacked America again. Muhammad Hassan, Daivari, Al Qaeda and the Iraqi Insurgents put that bomb in Vince's car. Now, it's time to declare war on Iran. See Democrats, look at what you've caused.
jwpeer Posted June 12, 2007 Report Posted June 12, 2007 I didn't like the fact that the video back-tracked a few seconds (the door opening, foot coming out) before it suddenly blew up. I don't think it was a backtrack. I think it was just Vince & the stuntman changing places, with the stuntman's foot coming down to "show" that Vince was really in there. I had just assumed that Vince was making one last pause before he closed the door. This explantion makes more sense. That's what you're supposed to assume, which is why it works and at least THAT part is believable... The explosion was funny as hell...I wonder if some poor people out there actually believe he's dead. That'd be good for some laughs
Mecca Posted June 12, 2007 Report Posted June 12, 2007 From Meltzer.. The show ended with an apparent blow-off of the Mr. McMahon character. He went into his limo after walking out of the locker room with every wrestler that didn't appear on the show in a cameo. The last two people he walked by were Pat Patterson and Gerald Brisco.He went to his limo, which exploded and burst into flames.
UZI Suicide Posted June 12, 2007 Report Posted June 12, 2007 You know, this is probably all just a stunt to tie-in with the Jackass shit they're doing for Summerslam.
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