Ask Milky.

[Maztinho 0]

I actually like TaigaStar once I talked to her about deviant sex.

 

 

peversion is serious business... and business is good!

 

On this board perversion is the status quo.

[Retard Girl 0]

i have noticed that, believe me

[Nighthawk 0]

I just thought that the question implied a line to be crossed that wasn't there.

 

Well, both, but Taiga handled it.

 

I was about to say, maybe this is how it all starts. One minute you're letting your girlfriend violate you or dabbling in tranny porn and the next minute it's dicks everywhere. Like I said, though, I don't believe the first necessarily leads to full blown gay.

 

I'm really being semi facetious anyway. I've no desire to involve myself with any dick not my own, the thought of it disgusts me. However, if I ever did, that would have to be the situation. Like if I stumbled into an effeminate trap one night. If I ever really, really wanted to intentionally break myself in to gaydom, I'd start with a very convincing tranny, anyway, but I find they're pretty rare outside of porn.

 

^ gay. Straight men don't think about what conditions would have to be met for them to go gay.

 

Joking.

 

I actually quoted this to say something about convincing trannies. San Francisco, man. We got 'em here. (Also Chicago. One of the most beautiful women I've ever met was a man in Chicago... but that was just a one time thing). SF isn't Amsterdam or Bangkok, but within the states, this is fucking freak central. If you just live out here as a normal square (and yes, there are many wonderful aspects of the area besides sex, I do recommend it), you'll occasionally be confronted with some freak shit, and you just have to deal with it. But if you actually go out looking for it? It's crazy, it's just absolutely crazy. Everyone who's into weird fetish shit should come out here, they won't regret it.

Tampa was pretty out there too... but nothing like this. I look forward to my trip to Japan. Sometimes I wonder if I was destined to be a deviant based on location alone.

[Retard Girl 0]

i totally want to go to that freak fair/leather daddy/smbd festival out there someday.

[Nighthawk 0]

Folsom? (We actually have several of those type of things). The Exotic Erotic around Halloweentime is pretty wild too.

[Guest Vitamin X]

We have a few of them here as well. I'm starting to believe that Seattle is a lot less like Portland than I originally thought it was, and possibly weirder than SF because of the higher concentration of wackos and strange things one can find to do or see.

[FroGG_NeaL 0]

Seattle is awesome for raves full of underage bitches all high on X.

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

Raves are for losers...

[FroGG_NeaL 0]

The dude in your avi is a closet homo, doggy.

[The Niggardly King 0]

we don't talk that way bout andre braugher round here, boy...

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

The dude in your avi is a closet homo, doggy.

 

Frank Pembleton (Andre Braugher) was never a faggot... That was his partner, and Bayliss was bi-sexual.

 

How dare you disrespect Andre Braugher like that, he will kick your ass.

[Black Lushus 0]

Andre Braugher is a fucking stud

[FroGG_NeaL 0]

Damn, struck a nerve on ya'lls mancrush, huh?

[Jorge Gorgeous 0]

Damn, struck a nerve on ya'lls mancrush, huh?

 

You use the term "Y'all" but you decide to throw the apostrophe in there. I think that's interesting. Nobody saying "y'all" ever thinks about the apostrophe.

[Smartly Pretty 0]

Why'd you change your name? Milky Korova was great.

[Nighthawk 0]

Why'd you change your name? Milky Korova was great.

 

I was drunk and listening to Britney Spears. It'll be back. Milky Korova is a permanent alias for me on and off the internet.

[Copper Feel 0]

Have you ever seen The Birth of a Nation? If so, then what are your thoughts on it? I ask this purely as a piece of cinema.

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

Would you wanna fuck me if I was a faggot?

[Nighthawk 0]

Have you ever seen The Birth of a Nation? If so, then what are your thoughts on it? I ask this purely as a piece of cinema.

 

I have. I enjoy it, but it's my kind of thing. I love old timey Americana (and racism, of course). As a film, it's important, but outdated. It innovated a lot, but that doesn't hold up as well. Viewed with a scholarly eye, it's a masterpiece, but to the casual viewer, not so much.

[Nighthawk 0]

Would you wanna fuck me if I was a faggot?

 

Well, I am pretty slutty, but I don't think I'd go out of my way to. The only picture I have to go on is you with a terrible shit eating grin on your face. I don't want to fuck anybody while they're making that face.

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

What about my Andre The Giant picture? The ladies find it cute and innocent...

[Nighthawk 0]

You're underage in that picture. I'm not falling into that trap.

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

I was only 14... I'm sure you fucked younger.

[Nighthawk 0]

Yeah, the youngest I ever fucked was 12, but the youngest illegally was 13.

 

Still, I'm more into young girls than young guys.

[Dandy 0]

What about my Andre The Giant picture? The ladies find it

...hilarious?

[AnnieEclectic 0]

Assuming money's no object, would you spend a week with me (and possibly others) in Japan to basically commit every legal form of debauchery over there?

 

I have connections out there, but have yet to go myself. Reading your previous replies I think both of us could leave quite a mark there. Or a stain, at least.

 

 

[Nighthawk 0]

Assuming money's no object, would you spend a week with me (and possibly others) in Japan to basically commit every legal form of debauchery over there?

 

I have connections out there, but have yet to go myself. Reading your previous replies I think both of us could leave quite a mark there. Or a stain, at least.

 

Of course! Such a trip is one of my goals in life. While I enjoy many aspects of Japanese culture besides the depravity, I'd be lying if I said that wasn't the main attraction.

 

Doing so with a like-minded companion (much less a transgender one with connections), would be that much better.

 

Konichiwa, bitches. From Hell's heart, I stab at thee.

[FroGG_NeaL 0]

Damn, struck a nerve on ya'lls mancrush, huh?

 

You use the term "Y'all" but you decide to throw the apostrophe in there. I think that's interesting. Nobody saying "y'all" ever thinks about the apostrophe.

 

 

Right.

 

 

Buuuuut: ya = you + all = you all -ou a + a'll = ya'll...

 

Thus, you all = ya'll.

 

 

This has been FroGGer Neal with your daily lesson in the proper way to spell ebonics, math equation style. And I suck at math, so...

[BruteSquad_BRODY 0]

What's your idea of the perfect crime?

[Nighthawk 0]

What's your idea of the perfect crime?

 

That's easy.

 

First, you become a prostitute. Work long enough to develop some regulars. Target one guy who seems pretty wealthy and well adjusted. Have an accomplice tape you blowing him several times.

 

Write down his license plate, and find out where he lives. One day prior to executing your plan, call in an anonymous tip that the guy is abusing his daughter.

 

Save his cum in your mouth one day, package it, then go out to his house and break in. Blindfold his daughter, then rape the shit out of her. Wear condoms, of course. Take a turkey baster and squirt her father's semen all over her. Beat her senseless, then call the police yourself. That way they'll get semen samples. Because of your anonymous call, they'll test her father. He'll agree to be tested because he didn't rape his daughter. But, thanks to you, his semen is there anyway.

 

He gets caught up in a world of shit... Anonymously send him the tape of you blowing him. Say "This ends with you transferring 10 million into my account." or whatever. Give contact info that's untraceable... either he gives you the money, or he doesn't and you go public and do the talkshow circuit about being the whore for the rich guy who raped his daughter, and you get paid either way.

 

That's the perfect crime.