OaO Monday Night Raw Thread - 08/13/07

[mysterious_w]

Only if JT Smith comes back as well.

[UseTheSledgehammerUh]

Bruno was the "common guy who lives down the street and is a man's man" Italian.

 

Santino is the "Growin' Up Gotti blow-dry his hair for 45 minutes before hitting the club and doin a silly dance with a group of 5 and somehow nails a hot Maria while annoying every male" Italian.

 

That "I'ma sorry, Mareeya. I cannot hear you because these other contestants are being very loud and talking about how they do not like puppies and babies." sold Marella for at least a month for me.

[razazteca]

Only if JT Smith comes back as well.

I would be worried about him attempting dives to the outside. But bringing back Freddie Joe Floyd, Tony Mamamamluke and the random fat bastard so they can do the master blaster entrance would be great.

[Jingus]

That would be Sal E. Graziano you're talking bout.

 

 

Also, we'd need Tommy Rich, and why not take an old Axl Rotten idea and throw the Sheik in there too.

 

Sheik: "We are Heff Be Eye, Full Blooded Iranians!"

Rich: "GODdammit Sheik, it's Eye-talians!"

[razazteca]

ECW had Sal E. but the new WWE ECW had two different Big Sal's who were just tall guys.

[UseTheSledgehammerUh]

D-Lo Brown worked a dark match at the MSG tapings.

 

RAW is going on now and will air on tape delay. SNME will be afterwards.

[HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

Bringing D-Lo back? He would fit well on Smackdown.

[The Niggardly King]

D-Lo Brown worked a dark match at the MSG tapings.

 

I was wondering what D'lo was doing when they mentioned him flying in.

[2GOLD]

 

If he comes back in the chest protector, I'm sold.

[Vampiro69]

I would mark out if D'Lo came back with the chest protector on. Plus he can cut a promo saying he was the first Euro-Continental champion.

[Mecca]

The Million dollar man music in the open there was pretty cool.

[Vampiro69]

So if the kid ends up being Ken Kennedy, does that mean that Vince did the Lambeau leap with some random broad about 25 years ago?

[Mecca]

So if the kid ends up being Ken Kennedy, does that mean that Vince did the Lambeau leap with some random broad about 25 years ago?

 

It would be funnier if they tried to say it was one of the women on the roster but....I don't think any of them are old enough...but hey don't put actual facts like that by the WWE!

[MarvinisaLunatic]

He should have a battle royal to determine who his illegit child is this week lol

 

Big Daddy V wins too lol

[Spaceman Spiff]

Jamie Noble! Chuck Palumbo! Raw can only be downhill from here.

[Mecca]

Who's the blonde dressed in the black standing next to Matt Hardy?

[Drury37]

His child is, Brooklyn Brawler McMahon, I hope haha.

[Vampiro69]

Thats right Vince, it is ALWAYS the woman's fault!

[RonL21]

LOL @ Vince almost saying WWF

[Downhome]

A "who's your baby!?" chant, ha!

[Drury37]

Nice, Steph.

[Mecca]

Stephanie has god awful music........please tell me she won't be on more than this once.

[Conspiracy_Victim]

You supported us? What about when you fired all of us? Was that a passive-aggresive sign of your support?

 

Great, Stephie. To a large round of indifference.

[Vampiro69]

A geez, Steph? Well she is looking decent.

[Spaceman Spiff]

Who's the blonde dressed in the black standing next to Matt Hardy?

Michelle McCool.

[HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

Steph looks pretty good.

[RonL21]

I remember when having more than microphone was a luxury

[A Happy Medium]

J.R. should brand some burn sauce.

[Mecca]

Who's the blonde dressed in the black standing next to Matt Hardy?

Michelle McCool.

 

Ah I didn't notice, she's loving life to much.

[Drury37]

Paul London.