EVIL~! alkeiper 0 Report post Posted September 19, 2007 Al's gonna be throwing a ton of 1-hour bans to me if the Phils make the playoffs. The suspension was solely for the Eagles chant. If the Eagles go 0-3, I'm going into the NFL thread and typing "P-H-I-L-L-I-E-S! Phillies!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted September 19, 2007 Oh man, I wanna see what al is like in the postseason chats if the Phillies are in it Sneak Preview: 1. Well, what do you expect? The Phillies' pitching staff isn't that good and we've been lucky to get this far. 2. Another unclutch home run from the inconsistant Pat Burrell. [/sarcasm] 3. F!@#$#%'n Mesa. 4. Seriously, fuck Jose !@$#$!'n Mesa?! 5. Jose Mesa?! What the !@!$#$$#$@^%(*&**(^#%Q%^$^#%%%*&~! Jose Mesa is Al's Jeff Weaver Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
milliondollarchamp 0 Report post Posted September 19, 2007 Lets go Nats just one more win please. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
snuffbox 0 Report post Posted September 19, 2007 Cecil Cooper sure did his part, trotting out the Roman triumvirate of suck that is Matt Albers, Felipe Paulino, and Juan Gutierrez. Conspiracy! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UseTheSledgehammerUh 0 Report post Posted September 20, 2007 You forget that Rod Barajas single-handedly cost Brett Myers like 2 months with his pussy-foot catching, Al. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChris 0 Report post Posted September 20, 2007 Geez, has Baltimore just completely quit on the season? Two Orioles have been thrown out trying to steal by trotting into second base instead of running hard and sliding, as if the tag was a foregone conclusion. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vivalaultra 0 Report post Posted September 20, 2007 Cecil Cooper sure did his part, trotting out the Roman triumvirate of suck that is Matt Albers, Felipe Paulino, and Juan Gutierrez. Conspiracy! Oswalt's missing his start tonite because his wife's giving birth. Woody Williams was taken out of the rotation due to suckiness and Paulino got his spot. Matt Albers has been in and out of the rotation all year. Really, the only Astros' pitcher that you couldn't put in a triumvirate of suck is Oswalt. And Paulino looked really, really good for 4 innings last nite. Gutierrez has been crisp and dominant so far tonite. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Gym Class Fallout Report post Posted September 20, 2007 Except just now. Astros have scored one run in 2+ games. Yeah, they packed it in. If only the Reds would do the same. I feel bad for the Reds being saddled with Adam Dunn, though. I mean, come on! He strikes out! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
geniusMoment 0 Report post Posted September 20, 2007 Adam Dunn now has 4 consecutive years with 40 or more home runs. Hopefully the Cubs win though, no one wants to see a postseason with the fucking Brewers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Gym Class Fallout Report post Posted September 20, 2007 Adam Dunn now has 4 consecutive years with 40 or more home runs. Hopefully the Cubs win though, no one wants to see a postseason with the fucking Brewers. Some people do, but most of them own camouflage pants. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruiser Chong 0 Report post Posted September 20, 2007 I can see why Reds fans and their dumbass legend commentator are so disgusted to have Adam Dunn on the team. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vivalaultra 0 Report post Posted September 20, 2007 Yeah, of course he gives one up right after I post. It's depressing to watch the Astros, but, like Berkman said the night before last when they were officially eliminated, this is the first time they've played meaningless games in four years; that's pretty good for a franchise that's not 'big-market'. And watching some of the young kids play gives me hope for next year. I think Cooper's going to be more of a manager that plays to win than a manager that plays guys to keep em happy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Gym Class Fallout Report post Posted September 20, 2007 that's pretty good for a franchise that's not 'big-market'. Not big market my fucking ass. This coming from the team that paid out the ass for half a season of Roger Clemens. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smartly Pretty 0 Report post Posted September 20, 2007 I thought everything was big in Texas lolololololol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mike546 0 Report post Posted September 20, 2007 I hate the base path rules so much. Especailly because umps SUCK at enforcing them. Anyone watching the Red Sox game knows Ellsbury should have been out on that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
devo 0 Report post Posted September 20, 2007 Man, Moises Alou is just red freaking hot right now. He's ridden a twenty-three game hitting streak all the way up to a .344 average. Injuries and all, Alou was the Mets' best offseason pickup, and that team option for next year is looking better and better every day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vivalaultra 0 Report post Posted September 20, 2007 that's pretty good for a franchise that's not 'big-market'. Not big market my fucking ass. This coming from the team that paid out the ass for half a season of Roger Clemens. I don't mean big-market as far as payroll; I meant as far as national play goes. It was basically a shot at the Sox and Yankees. As far as teams in the public consciousness goes, I wouldn't put the Astros in the Top 10, maybe not even the Top 15. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
snuffbox 0 Report post Posted September 20, 2007 Hopefully the Cubs win though, no one wants to see a postseason with the fucking Brewers. Only large market teams in playoffs! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Gym Class Fallout Report post Posted September 20, 2007 Indignant! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
milliondollarchamp 0 Report post Posted September 20, 2007 Nice hustle Chase Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruiser Chong 0 Report post Posted September 20, 2007 Man, Moises Alou is just red freaking hot right now. Yeah, his hands are red hot. Piss hot. What? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted September 20, 2007 Hopefully the Cubs win though, no one wants to see a postseason with the fucking Brewers. Only large market teams in playoffs! More like the Milwaukee Who?ers Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
devo 0 Report post Posted September 20, 2007 Man, Moises Alou is just red freaking hot right now. Yeah, his hands are red hot. Piss hot. What? Shoot, thought we could go the whole season without referencing that. Ah well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
treble 0 Report post Posted September 20, 2007 The Blue Jays are going to give the Yankees the division. Sorry Boston. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mike546 0 Report post Posted September 20, 2007 1.5 1 in the loss column. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hawk 34 0 Report post Posted September 20, 2007 Well, Junior almost made it through the season. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruiser Chong 0 Report post Posted September 20, 2007 That was bizarre. I was wondering what the hell he was doing lobbing the ball back into the infield. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
snuffbox 0 Report post Posted September 20, 2007 Nice catch, Cory Hart. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruiser Chong 0 Report post Posted September 20, 2007 Adam Dunn's awful. Why is he still with the Reds? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dandy 0 Report post Posted September 20, 2007 I'm sure everyone knows, but I have never been an Adam Dunn fan. I don't care that he hit 40 homers four years in a row. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
