DrVenkman PhD Posted December 6, 2007 Report Posted December 6, 2007 Could Jesus apply a Masterlock so strong that even he could not break it (if he was somehow also on the other end)?
MillenniumMan831 Posted December 6, 2007 Report Posted December 6, 2007 Could Jesus break the Masterlock? Are you trying to say that Jesus Christ couldn't break the Masterlock? Ok, let's not start a holy war here!
King Kamala Posted December 6, 2007 Report Posted December 6, 2007 I remember when Mark Madden joked that Lou Thesz was rolling in his grave on Nitro a year or two before Thesz died. Needless to say The Wrestling Classics message board was in an uproar after that and Madden himself ended up posting there for a bit to defend himself. And that was another great moment in false wrestler's death reports history.
Guest RyechnaiaSobaka Posted December 6, 2007 Report Posted December 6, 2007 Could Jesus apply a Masterlock so strong that even he could not break it (if he was somehow also on the other end)? Not under a traditional understanding of things, anyway. This is actually (more or less) where the Latter-Day Saints came from, the issue of whether or not Jesus could break a full nelson he applied to himself. You can see why people find Mormons rather odd. This is a strange thing to base a religion off of, though I personally find it an important question.
Bruiser Chong Posted December 6, 2007 Report Posted December 6, 2007 Power & Glory FTW Remember the ridiculous purple sunglasses they put on them for the Survivor Series 1990 photos? That was gayer than the cut-off T-shirts and the fact that Hercules always seemed to be wearing tights that were too small so part of his ass would hang out. What was the deal with that? They were red!
Scroby Posted December 6, 2007 Report Posted December 6, 2007 Step up your game face JN News and get a better MSN contact man. My MSN contact successfully reported the death of Hercules Hernandez and The Warlord to me. The Warlord's not dead What!? THAT BASTARD! (And that was a joke btw. I was just seeing how quick it would take for the board to catch that.) As if I would have an MSN contact. I'd need a better game face for that. Oh thank God...I thought I met a ghost last month.
DrVenkman PhD Posted December 6, 2007 Report Posted December 6, 2007 Life and Times of Vader Why the hell was I waiting for Scherer to confirm something as true? lol
JN News Posted December 6, 2007 Author Report Posted December 6, 2007 If my contact completely bullshitted me with this thing, I'm gonna get his ass.
Gary Floyd Posted December 6, 2007 Report Posted December 6, 2007 Could Jesus break the Masterlock? He's battled vampires...
Guest RyechnaiaSobaka Posted December 6, 2007 Report Posted December 6, 2007 Power & Glory FTW Remember the ridiculous purple sunglasses they put on them for the Survivor Series 1990 photos? That was gayer than the cut-off T-shirts and the fact that Hercules always seemed to be wearing tights that were too small so part of his ass would hang out. What was the deal with that? They were red! Okay, fine. Still gay. Also ridiculous.
bob_barron Posted December 6, 2007 Report Posted December 6, 2007 Chris Masters might be dead but BREAKING NEWS! Bret & Owen Hart are up for grabs in WWF Old School. If anyone wants them, just IM me at [email protected]!
King Kamala Posted December 6, 2007 Report Posted December 6, 2007 If this is true, the death of Chris Masters will be the most tragic loss to our sport since the death of Brian Adams Now he's crushing pineapples with his bare hands in heaven
DrVenkman PhD Posted December 6, 2007 Report Posted December 6, 2007 Bruiser Chong: Thanks for taking my "and now we play the waiting game" set-up line in the Vader thread.
Bruiser Chong Posted December 6, 2007 Report Posted December 6, 2007 The longer this goes without any confirmation, the more I think JN's "contact" just wanted to pull his leg so he had something to talk about tomorrow morning in ninth-grade U.S. history class.
JN News Posted December 6, 2007 Author Report Posted December 6, 2007 Look, if my contact played me for a damn fool, then I truely apologize for this farce. I'll let you all know when I get confirmation on if whether or not this story is true. The contact's addy is [email protected]
TheFranchise Posted December 6, 2007 Report Posted December 6, 2007 Oh, JN News has turned into the new Meltz.
Cheech Tremendous Posted December 6, 2007 Report Posted December 6, 2007 My MSN contact just informed me that this thread is gay.
bob_barron Posted December 6, 2007 Report Posted December 6, 2007 Typical HBGay trying to spit in Bret Hart's face. I always felt that Brokeback Hickeybottom was just as overrated as HHHonker. They seriously need to STFU, and leave Bret alone.
JN News Posted December 6, 2007 Author Report Posted December 6, 2007 I am so fucked. If this story is false that is.
Guest RyechnaiaSobaka Posted December 6, 2007 Report Posted December 6, 2007 If this is true, the death of Chris Masters will be the most tragic loss to our sport since the death of Brian Adams Now he's crushing pineapples with his bare hands in heaven Apparently Brian Adams was a big deal in wrestlers/kangaroo court. He was the prosecutor. Weird.
Ravenbomb Posted December 6, 2007 Report Posted December 6, 2007 Could Jesus break the Masterlock? He's battled vampires... That movie was so horrible and awesome
Gary Floyd Posted December 6, 2007 Report Posted December 6, 2007 My MSN contact just informed me that this thread is gay. Whatever gave you that idea?
Nighthawk Posted December 6, 2007 Report Posted December 6, 2007 God did wrestle people in the Bible, you know. To this day, it's how you really impress a Jew if they come over to your house for dinner, by getting this particular steak where they have to cut out all the sinew. It's very expensive and takes a skilled kosher butcher to do. But that's why they don't eat it... God crippled Jacob in the thigh during a wrestling match. Genesis 32.
Cheech Tremendous Posted December 6, 2007 Report Posted December 6, 2007 It's been a tough couple of weeks for JN News. First Pizza Hut loses its game face, then Chris Masters dies and finally, he finds out his MSN contact was playing him for a fool. If you can't trust your MSN contact, who can you trust?
JN News Posted December 6, 2007 Author Report Posted December 6, 2007 Meltzer has responded. I sure hope not. I haven't heard. Dave Guys, he's not dead, and I was obviously given false information by my contact. I deserve whatever you guys throw at me for believing the moron on my contacts list. I'm gonna kick that guy's ass, now.
theintensifier Posted December 6, 2007 Report Posted December 6, 2007 Why would you randomly post something without checking to see if it's legit first? ....nevermind. This is TSM.
Cheech Tremendous Posted December 6, 2007 Report Posted December 6, 2007 What if he was 80% sure that he was dead? Would that work? It's enough to satisfy the requirements of Carlito Brigante.
JN News Posted December 6, 2007 Author Report Posted December 6, 2007 I apologize, guys. So truely sorry for this shit. I am a fool.
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