TSM Poster Tournament 2008 Semifinals

[Nighthawk 0]

I'm going to plead the FiF on my opinion of Tori Amos musically. Though I think my sexual attraction to most recently Amy Winehouse, and in the past Courtney Love, Donita Sparks, and various other crazy ass ugly girls should negate any surprise or relevance to my saying I'd totally fuck her.

[EVIL~! alkeiper 0]

What the fuck? Mr. Tells Us About His Gay Life Experiences can't reveal his thoughts on Tori Amos' music?

[Nighthawk 0]

There's nothing wrong with being gay though.

[EVIL~! alkeiper 0]

There's nothing wrong with being gay though.

Never said there was (better not, considering my sister's a lesbian). It just amuses me that you are the most open person on the board, yet won't divulge your musical taste in this instance.

[Guest Cock Ring Warehouse]

Good stuff in Boardum lately. Evidently I'm a 40-year-old man seeking validation.

[EVIL~! alkeiper 0]

Good stuff in Boardum lately. Evidently I'm a 40-year-old man seeking validation.

That's ridiculous. You're a 21 year old man seeking validation. And I hate women apparently.

[Guest Cock Ring Warehouse]

I don't even seek validation like I used to. I did for a while, oh yeah, but I so totally outgrew that. Still, reading all that crap from the people who probably know me the least of any cluster of folks here is kind of uncomfortable. It reminds me of when I give bad reviews to movies I never watched.

 

 

http://rapidshare.com/files/14821916/TK_to...nokuyamiyot.rar

There you go, Incster.

[The Niggardly King 0]

Good stuff in Boardum lately. Evidently I'm a 40-year-old man seeking validation.

And I hate women apparently.

 

Your eyes are what give it away...

[Nighthawk 0]

The implication was that there's nothing wrong with being gay, but there is something wrong with being a Tori Amos fan. Fine, though, I like some of her stuff. I don't have a poster on my wall, though. I did once have every square inch of my walls covered with Marilyn Manson posters, except for this right over my bed:

 

 

My goth friends thought it was hilariously ironic, but little did they know I was dead serious.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Man, I had a number of serious, unironic wank sessions in the late 90s involving Britney Spears. I don't think it's anything to be ashamed of.

[EVIL~! alkeiper 0]

Man, I had a number of serious, unironic wank sessions in the late 90s involving Britney Spears. I don't think it's anything to be ashamed of.

Indeed. I don't know if she was involved in any wank sessions here specifically, but she was definitely a sex symbol in her day. And she was only eight days older than me.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

http://rapidshare.com/files/14821916/TK_to...nokuyamiyot.rar

There you go, Incster.

I'm downloading this even though I wasn't at all serious about wanting to hear YKTR.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

I'd still plow Britney. Anyone who says he wouldn't is a goddamned liar.

[The Niggardly King 0]

I would not

[St. Gabe 0]

Why could we not have the Epic Czech/King (account) showdown in the finals....bad bracketing Czechles....

 

The fact is that Al is more content driven than is Milky. While entertaining, he rarely impresses me.

 

Unfortunately, King doesn't strike me as an incredibly intelligent poster, at least not when compared to Czech. Mind you, Czech and King are the top 2 in this race, but there can be only one...so...

 

Al

 

Czech

 

[Cheech Tremendous 0]

Al

Czech

 

Regardless of my various voting patterns throughout this tourney, these two are my favorite posters on the board. Al, for his content, insight and ability to stay above the nonsense here at TSM. Czech, for his sardonic quips and ability to create nonsense at TSM.

 

 

[Cheech Tremendous 0]

By the way, is the Al's first reveal? I can't recall seeing him before.

[EVIL~! alkeiper 0]

By the way, is the Al's first reveal? I can't recall seeing him before.

I can't remember another one specifically on TSM. A couple posters have me on Myspace though, and I've had enough pictures up on there.

[Guest]

Al

Myself

 

If I lose, I lose. You guys don't have to vote me to the next round based on the upset factor.

[Nighthawk 0]

I'm not content driven? Have you seen my The Bible Is Literally True thread? Nobody on this board has ever argued that well. Or my long dissertation on "could care less" vs "couldn't care less"?

 

Or even the implied social commentary of showing my cock on a wrestling board (much less becoming a queer icon)? Or my single sentence post that contained no less than sixteen layers of subtext, which Agent accused me of working backwards to find? Or my accusation of Yuna taking our cybering too seriously that contained two subliminal messages telling her to blow me?

 

Pearls before swine.

[At Home 0]

Czech

Milky

[Maztinho 0]

Milky

 

King

[Ted the Poster 0]

You should probably shave soon, Tobey Maguire's dad as Peter Parker.

[muzz 0]

Czech, just 'cos.

 

Milky, because of the way Winehouse is looking at Spears.

[Black Lushus 0]

All is right with the world!

[luke-o 0]

Milky - He is a better poster than Al. Although I nearly did vote for Al as he does look like Toby Maguire playing Peter Parker's dad.

 

Chezch - Just because.

 

Damn, I was pushing for Venk or Lushus to win this.

[Nighthawk 0]

I wouldn't have minded me vs Lushus in the finals like Ginger wanted so I could continue being nice to her. Just to show those bitches that being a girl doesn't automatically mean we don't like you. You have to be a cunt first.

[Copper Feel 0]

Milky

Czech

 

These were both pretty easy, which isn't meant as a slight to Alkeiper, because I don't really go into the same folders as him.

[CanadianChris 0]

Al

King

[Guest Tzar Lysergic]

Milky

Czechy