2GOLD 0 Report post Posted May 6, 2008 Edgar Allan Poe Stephen King George Romero Dario Argento Weird Al Well someone has to lighten the mood! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted May 6, 2008 Just don't mention his dead parents. I actually wouldn't mind shooting the shit with Steve King either. I love his books, and he's apparently a good conversationalist. I like the story of how he met Salman Rushdie, and they talked about the best albums to listen to while stoned. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 6, 2008 Mike Tyson Evander Holyfield If I pick anyone else, they'd die. That dinner would be an all-out war. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lt. Al Giardello 0 Report post Posted May 6, 2008 Mike Tyson Evander Holyfield If I pick anyone else, they'd die. That dinner would be an all-out war. Please... That would be pale in comparison to Trevor Berbick and Larry Holmes at a dinner table together. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! 0 Report post Posted May 6, 2008 Crispen Glover Ultimate Warrior Gary Busey Herb Abrams That crazy black dude who smashed up that PT Cruiser with a baseball bat Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Ol' Smitty 0 Report post Posted May 6, 2008 Would you really want to sit down & have dinner with Sun Tzu, Moses, or Karl Marx? You guys are just trying to sound intelligent. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted May 6, 2008 I'd rather have dinner with Charlton Heston than Moses. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Ol' Smitty 0 Report post Posted May 6, 2008 Exactly. And I'd rather sit down with the Korean pop star Rain that Sun Tzu. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Copper Feel 0 Report post Posted May 6, 2008 Would you really want to sit down & have dinner with Sun Tzu, Moses, or Karl Marx? You guys are just trying to sound intelligent. Moses is just in there to endure the wrath of those who don't believe in anything that he does. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FroGG_NeaL 0 Report post Posted May 6, 2008 I really want to spend an evening with Sun Tzu. But, to make you happy I'll drop him and add Jack Kirby. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravenbomb 0 Report post Posted May 6, 2008 Exactly. And I'd rather sit down with the Korean pop star Rain that Sun Tzu. RAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted May 7, 2008 I like doing alternate themes: All living, and probably an overall more genuine one: Alan Moore Eddie Izzard Stephen King Marilyn Manson Conan O'Brien Drink till you pass out: GG Allin Doug Stanhope Shane MacGowan Steve-O (but not current sober Steve-O) Yucko the Clown Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AboveAverage484 0 Report post Posted May 8, 2008 Jesus Bruce Springsteen Robert E. Lee The Rock Abraham Lincoln Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted May 8, 2008 Walt Disney Andy Kaufman My uncle Eddie, whom passed away when I was 7 Daniel Quinn Mick Foley I'd have to sit in a smoking section, just for Walt Disney alone, man had a crazy smoker's cough too. I'm sure Andy would love that. Personally, however, I'd rather have five separate dinners over the course of a week or something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted May 9, 2008 Would you really want to sit down & have dinner with Sun Tzu, Moses, or Karl Marx? You guys are just trying to sound intelligent. I'd be curious to see how much Marx tips. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheTomster 0 Report post Posted May 9, 2008 Just for fun: Floyd Mayweather Mike Tyson Tupac Mark Henry Michael Hayes Seriously tho: Edgar Allen Poe Me in the future Christy Hemme Eddie Guerrero Chester Bennington Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jingus 0 Report post Posted May 9, 2008 Me in the future Whoa. Dude. You just, like, blew my mind. Far out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted May 9, 2008 How about Me 10 years ago, 10 years from now, 20 years from now, 30 years from now and 40 years from now? (It'd be a bit of a bummer if the 30 and 40 Mes didn't show up.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Ghost of bps21 0 Report post Posted May 9, 2008 How about Me 10 years ago, 10 years from now, 20 years from now, 30 years from now and 40 years from now? (It'd be a bit of a bummer if the 30 and 40 Mes didn't show up.) Now I picture you and 10 years ago you sitting at a table alone and asking at the same time "So...what do you think happened to us?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zoidberg 0 Report post Posted May 9, 2008 This one would be acceptable too. Except replace Phil Jackson with Liz Vicious. Damn yeah! I thought I was the only one into Liz Vicious. Well played, sir. Well played. Five People, eh? Pete Doherty Jerry Hsu Heath Kirchart Keira Knightley Cat Power Yeaaaaaah. OR! Robert De Niro Keira Knightley Jack Nicholson Megan Fox Pete Doherty Probably the second one, actually. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted May 10, 2008 Now I picture you and 10 years ago you sitting at a table alone and asking at the same time "So...what do you think happened to us?" I do that quite a bit now -- even without the 10 Year Ago Me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tominator89 0 Report post Posted May 10, 2008 Lindsay Lohan Benjamin Franklin Babe Ruth Chris Farley Cliff Burton Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jingus 0 Report post Posted May 10, 2008 Lindsey Lohan Britney Spears Amy Winehouse Pink The Olsen Twin That Had The Drug Addiction Eating Disorder I wouldn't care if I got zero sex off any of them, or even if one of them bit me and gave me rabies, I'm just incredibly curious what the conversation would be like. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tzar Lysergic Report post Posted May 10, 2008 Alternate: The top four Sumo wrestlers over the course of history and a japanese translator. I'd just watch them eat and have dude explain what they were talking about. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AnnieEclectic 0 Report post Posted May 13, 2008 This one would just be fun (for me anyway...) Bill Gates Richard M Stallman Larry Ellison Scott McNealy Linus Torvalds You think it'd just go down as a Gates-bashing fest but watch for interactions... Stallman and Torvalds, while both contributing half of the GNU/Linux equation, fight each other constantly. McNealy is not a fan of Oracle or Microsoft, and probably still blames the uprising of Linux for why Solaris (and now OpenSolaris) is struggling. Ellison owns Oracle and basically is richer than any of the other eaters, sans Gates. There's huge personal jealousy there that has been openly stated. I'd be the one playing moderator but really trying to say something to start a giant geek/tech-fueled shitstorm. Could you imagine a red-faced Larry Ellison screaming top of his lungs about no matter how rich Gates gets, he's still the main reason technology runs today. Ego and hubris all over the place, even from the FOSS-heads. Freakin Awesome! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Kamala 0 Report post Posted May 13, 2008 NERDS! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mw679 0 Report post Posted May 13, 2008 Bon Scott Brian Johnson John Bonham Stevie Ray Vaughan Chris Farley Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ced 0 Report post Posted May 14, 2008 Mahatma Gandhi Mike Tyson Adolph Hitler Fred Phelps Bill O'Reilly Mainly to see who would go off the deep end first during the conversation. I'd put money on Gandhi as the dark horse. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FroGG_NeaL 0 Report post Posted May 16, 2008 NERDS! Kamala wins the thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jorge Gorgeous 0 Report post Posted May 19, 2008 Mahatma Gandhi Mike Tyson Adolph Hitler Fred Phelps Bill O'Reilly Mainly to see who would go off the deep end first during the conversation. I'd put money on Gandhi as the dark horse. That would be a bad room to be a Jew in. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites