TheTomster Posted February 9, 2009 Report Posted February 9, 2009 50 Cent fuckin up Rick Ross's life as already been mentioned. A new Eminem CD 50 Cent callin out Lil Wayne and his bitch ass still ain't responded
TheTomster Posted February 13, 2009 Report Posted February 13, 2009 Mark Hoppus telling me one-on-one on AIM that Blink 182 will indeed be touring this summer
Copper Feel Posted February 13, 2009 Report Posted February 13, 2009 The concept of TheTomster being banned.
BruteSquad_BRODY Posted February 13, 2009 Report Posted February 13, 2009 Good healthy shits after a 13 hour wait
TheDevilAndGodAreRagingInsideMe Posted February 13, 2009 Report Posted February 13, 2009 Mark Hoppus telling me one-on-one on AIM that Blink 182 will indeed be touring this summer  If that's legit....awesome.
PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH! Posted February 13, 2009 Report Posted February 13, 2009 A new Eminem CD   Mark Hoppus telling me one-on-one on AIM that Blink 182 will indeed be touring this summer  I don't know if anyone told you this, but it's not 1999 anymore.
Maztinho Posted February 13, 2009 Author Report Posted February 13, 2009 A new Eminem CD   Mark Hoppus telling me one-on-one on AIM that Blink 182 will indeed be touring this summer  I don't know if anyone told you this, but it's not 1999 anymore.   My MSN contact said Blink died.
Fuzzy Dunlop Posted February 15, 2009 Report Posted February 15, 2009 I had my interview with the Chicago Cubs yesterday. I got to go into the Cubs clubhouse first, where about seven supervisors were just hanging out watching TV, then they had me fill out some more paperwork, before two of them took me into the Cubs weight room and interviewed me. At the end of the interview, they said they had to step out and confer, but then they told me they still had a lot of applications to get through, but if I don't hear anything by Friday, to call this number, and they handed me a card. I think it actually went pretty well.
JaMarcus Russell's #1 Caucasian Fan Posted February 15, 2009 Report Posted February 15, 2009 Finally finishing my law school apps amuses me.
BruteSquad_BRODY Posted February 21, 2009 Report Posted February 21, 2009 http://www.knoxnews.com/news/2009/jan/25/l...ermined-writte/  John Wilkes Booth's daddy wanted to kill a president too   I love shit like this
BruteSquad_BRODY Posted February 22, 2009 Report Posted February 22, 2009 http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalradar/20...evelopment.html  Chandra Levy's murder may be solved
Hitler Cubano Posted March 18, 2009 Report Posted March 18, 2009 Two things: Â 1. A couple vending machines, one dispensing soda and other drinks/juice, and another dispensing candy and chips were installed in my apartment building a week or two ago. Lucky for me, they're like a few steps from my front door, too. 2. Tonight I was going to get some really overpriced Twix from the candy one when I noticed that the drinks one had a lot of drinks that were stuck between dispensed and in their slots. I pounded the glass to see if I could score a free one, but nothing happened. I really wanted one of the Propels in there that was stuck, so I actually grabbed the machine and shook it fairly hard and I hit the fucking jackpot. I scored not only the Propel I was going for, but another one that was a different flavor, 4 dr. peppers (on regular, one diet, two diet cherry which is my favorite dr. pepper), 2 chocolate milks, and 2 cokes (one diet, one cherry). I remember a lot of people complaining that the machine got stuck fairly often and thus getting ripped off, but I think it's a fair trade-off if it's that easy to collect drinks on it. Â The vendor will probably be pissed, though.
Maztinho Posted March 18, 2009 Author Report Posted March 18, 2009 There was a vending machine in high school that everyone could "Fonzie" and get a random soda from, you just had to hit it on the side with a solid hipcheck. This of course was ruined with the one of the skaters running full on and attempting some sort of dropkick to the machine and breaking the side and them installing a new dispenser without the flaw of the old one.
The Metal Maniac Posted March 18, 2009 Report Posted March 18, 2009 The other day, while I was working at Wal-Mart, a customer came up to me. He was foreign, but I wasn't sure exactly from where. Anyway, he asks me where he might be able to find the CAVIAR. Â Totally serious. Â This guy came to WAL-MART looking for CAVIAR. Â He somehow interpreted the look of utter confusion on my face to mean "I don't know what caviar is", and not, what I intended it to mean, "Why the fucking hell do you think you could find CAVIAR in WAL-MART???" Â I couldn't really be mad though, it was just too goddamned funny. I went through the whole "well, if we have it, it's over here routine, but look, it's not here, SURPRISE" because I probably woulda gotten in trouble if I told him that he was an idiot for looking for caviar at a FUCKING WAL-MART. Â I'm really curious where he was from now; they must not have Wal-Marts or something.
Hitler Cubano Posted March 18, 2009 Report Posted March 18, 2009 Most likely from Europe or something. There are some places where caviar isn't exactly thought of as really nice food or anything.
Twisted Intestine Posted March 18, 2009 Report Posted March 18, 2009 At a grey hound station one of the vending machines I noticed was unlocked. I opened it and took a few pop, and another guy who was there took all the money out of it. Lolz robbery.
tekcop Posted March 18, 2009 Report Posted March 18, 2009 Man, the Sam's Club pop machine at the pre-"Super" Wal-Mart was awesome. Put in $.25, hold down the button, and the cans just kept on coming. My friends and I would get two for each person, then take a couple of them back to customer service for refunds.
FroGG_NeaL Posted March 28, 2009 Report Posted March 28, 2009 The subtitle to The Things that Anger You thread was changed. This pleases me.
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