Richard Posted October 1, 2008 Report Posted October 1, 2008 http://www.9news.com/news/article.aspx?sto...mp;provider=top Sexual abuse or just having a little fun? You decide.
PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH! Posted October 1, 2008 Report Posted October 1, 2008 Police say 31-year-old Alicia Lee of Denver sent the pictures to a friend, who forwarded them to the 2-year-old boy's father. The father then called police. What a terrible friend!
Smartly Pretty Posted October 1, 2008 Report Posted October 1, 2008 Most Popular Stories * Mom accused of performing sex act on toddler son * Man arrested for stabbing ex-girlfriend in face * John Elway to marry ex-Raiders cheerleader * Man arrested for comments on news site * Denver officer charged with sex assault on child * Man battles shark to save Fido * Former Denver Broncos coach dies * Lawmakers hope new ideas will revive bailout plan * Common law wife sentenced in emaciated boy case * Something strange washes up on New Jersey beach Hysterical.
Lord of The Curry Posted October 1, 2008 Report Posted October 1, 2008 So.......this is gonna stay in this folder?
Prophet of Mike Zagurski Posted October 1, 2008 Report Posted October 1, 2008 Based on those headlines, I don't think I'd ever want to live in Denver.
Slayer Posted October 1, 2008 Report Posted October 1, 2008 Sharks, New Jersey beaches and ex-Raider cheerleaders are all major problems in Denver
Kinetic Posted October 1, 2008 Report Posted October 1, 2008 Haha. This kind of stuff can happen anywhere, but when I see a headline like "Mom Fellates Toddler, Sends Pictures to Friend" I immediately think "Florida." I think it's the combination of moral bankruptcy and practical stupidity that does it.
Nighthawk Posted October 1, 2008 Report Posted October 1, 2008 I think it's the heat, but Florida is hyper fucked up.
Golgo 13 Posted October 2, 2008 Report Posted October 2, 2008 More than just Kobe and Columbine. Colorado isn't quite Wisconsin or Florida and is a nice place to live most of the time, but once in a while something comes out that makes you to think otherwise. Somewhere in the top ten to fifteen in most fucked up states is probably fair.
Maztinho Posted October 2, 2008 Report Posted October 2, 2008 More than just Kobe and Columbine. Colorado isn't quite Wisconsin or Florida and is a nice place to live most of the time, but once in a while something comes out that makes you to think otherwise. Somewhere in the top ten to fifteen in most fucked up states is probably fair. With Jean-Benet, you are top five easy, well, top ten easy. Arkansas is pretty fucked up.
Guest Vitamin X Posted October 2, 2008 Report Posted October 2, 2008 We get a few screw ups here in Oregon, as well. The more white trash you have out in your rural areas, the better chance you have of it. Also, The next day, she sent a photo of the act to a friend and said the boy giggled. At least he enjoyed it. Motherfucker.
Special K Posted October 2, 2008 Report Posted October 2, 2008 Washington's suicide and serial killer capitol of the US. Yay! Pretty up there for drugs too.
Guest Vitamin X Posted October 2, 2008 Report Posted October 2, 2008 Yeah the PNW has definitely got it up there. Represent.
MarvinisaLunatic Posted October 2, 2008 Report Posted October 2, 2008 I havent really heard anything about this on the news, but you just know if it was the other way around (dad and a little girl) that they'd be running the story on the news for the next week.
Sideburnious Posted October 2, 2008 Report Posted October 2, 2008 You forgot no mugshot too, that would have been posted everywhere. I guess the police are just being extra precocious because they know that women don't have any comedic ability or logic so this could actually just be a case of a joke gone wrong.
Dobbs 3K Posted October 2, 2008 Report Posted October 2, 2008 I think I know what would solve problems like this... No, I won't say it.
Kinetic Posted October 2, 2008 Report Posted October 2, 2008 You forgot no mugshot too, that would have been posted everywhere. I guess the police are just being extra precocious Hmm.
Copper Feel Posted October 2, 2008 Report Posted October 2, 2008 women don't have any comedic ability It really makes me feel better inside to see that there's actually someone out there who agrees with me on this one.
Kinetic Posted October 2, 2008 Report Posted October 2, 2008 Painting with a pretty broad brush there. One of the few people I've known who could make me lol on a consistent basis was a girl. And a feminist. And (eventually) a lesbian. Girls are funny, too; it's just a different kind of funny. More of a slapstick, "baby's dingdong in my mouth" sorta funny, rather than the sort of dry humour you Brits are accustomed to.
geniusMoment Posted October 2, 2008 Report Posted October 2, 2008 One, girls aren't funny. Two, the mugshot is in the link.
At Home Posted October 2, 2008 Report Posted October 2, 2008 women don't have any comedic ability It really makes me feel better inside to see that there's actually someone out there who agrees with me on this one. I've agreed with you plenty on this
Nighthawk Posted October 2, 2008 Report Posted October 2, 2008 Women are funny to other women. Men are funny to both men and women. Part of it is obviously prejudice though. Example: Sarah Silverman is clearly funny, but I downplay how funny she is because she's a woman. And pretty attractive. I find this threatening for some reason.
Sideburnious Posted October 3, 2008 Report Posted October 3, 2008 The only times women can be deemed "funny" is when they're willing to "act like a man". Comedians like Sarah Silverman & Lisa Lampanelli are willing to work dirty and joke/ have the psyche like a man would, hence they're funny. Kinetic's friend is funny because she's a lesbian, and more manish than women. I have found one girl who growing up was hilarious, but she's since toned down and just conformed to the norms of her female friends around her. And I don't know if she ever dated...
Slayer Posted October 3, 2008 Report Posted October 3, 2008 Lisa Lampanelli ...funny. No No Just... no
At Home Posted October 3, 2008 Report Posted October 3, 2008 Lisa Lampanelli ...funny. No No Just... no +100
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