The Simpsons Character Draft

[Cuban Linx 0]

Now all of the stereotypes bowling team has been drafted.

[HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0]

Quote for Hibbert -

 

 

"A he he he"

[Scroby 0]

This is a lot less interesting without random quotes from the selected characters.

Fixed!

[BlackFlagg 0]

glad to be on board, now for my first pick I will begin with my favorite of the Springfield bully's...

 

 

Jimbo Jones - "He's graceful, yet masculine. So it's OK for me to enjoy this."

 

and my second...

 

 

Reverend Timothy Lovejoy - "I remember another gentle visitor from the heavens. Who came to earth... and then died... only to be brought back to life again. And his name was: E.T., the extra-terrestrial. I love that little guy."

[Youth N Asia 0]

edit, nm

[BlackFlagg 0]

i had randos two missed picks to make up

[JJ Johnson 0]

Grampa: I don't feel so good. Maybe I should have something to eat.

 

Hibbert: Oh, I'm afraid your eating days are over, a heh heh heh.

[CanadianGuitarist 0]

I still have about 10 characters on my list, but I have a feeling some of them won't be around for future rounds, so we'll see.

 

 

Dr. Julius M. Hibbert

 

Hibbert's the one I was stunned was still out there. I completely missed Lovejoy, but in hindsight, that's pretty surprising as well:

 

"Is it wrong for a man to steal a loaf of bread to feed his family?"

"Well, no, but it is if he puts anything on it. Jelly, for instance."

 

 

[HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0]

Holy shit, I can't believe no one thought of this until me just now...literally, 2 minutes ago. My next pick is...

 

 

 

 

Spiderpig!

 

Spiderpig, Spiderpig.

Does whatever Spiderpig does.

Can he swing from a web?

No, he can't...he's a pig.

Looooook out, he's a Spiderpig.

[Scroby 0]

That's my ringtone.

[Youth N Asia 0]

good pick

[CanadianGuitarist 0]

Fuck that noise. Everyone and their dog sang that last summer. I still haven't seen the movie (even though I got it for Xmas) almost entirely on those grounds.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Good pick.

[Mecha Mummy 0]

... see, pretty much the exact same thing happened to me, except with a different Simpson family pet. As such, my fifth draft pick is...

 

 

Santa's Little Helper

[CanadianGuitarist 0]

The same what happened to you? I don't quite follow. I'm drunk, which may account for something, but, yeah.

[DrVenkman PhD 0]

Jimbo Jones was on tap as a potential pick for me. I think I know who my next pick is and I'm pretty sure it's safe, but you never know.

[Mecha Mummy 0]

The same what happened to you? I don't quite follow. I'm drunk, which may account for something, but, yeah.

 

-- yeah, it was timed poorly because then posts went up in between. The same last-minute thought process as Spike leading to the drafting of a Simpson family pet.

 

Though, actually, I too got tired of the overquoting/playing/singing of the Spiderpig theme, but that's another story.

[HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0]

Now this will bring up the question of drafting multiple Snowballs (I, II, III, IV,V).

[CanadianGuitarist 0]

Jimbo Jones was on tap as a potential pick for me. I think I know who my next pick is and I'm pretty sure it's safe, but you never know.

 

I'm really leery. Obviously, each one of us could probably cite two or three "well, I can't believe someone else thought of him", but I've got five or six guys to choose from, and I have little faith in any of them lasting. All of this despite my surprise in how long Hibbert lasted. Groan. Shoulda picked him up.

 

Snowball is one cat.

[DrVenkman PhD 0]

How about Coltrane? That's a different cat!

[BlackFlagg 0]

 

Louie - "You're all talk, Hamill! You never even finished Jedi school!"

 

[JJ Johnson 0]

 

Agnes Skinner.

 

"Tell them to move faster, Seymour!"

"I'm not principal of the line, Mother."

"And you never will be!"

[EVIL~! alkeiper 0]

Snowball is one cat.

 

Snowball should be two cats, I & II. The idea that the Simpsons had a previous cat was established in episode one. The 3-5th ones were just one really stupid episode which I absolutely hated.

[CanadianGuitarist 0]

Snowball is one cat.

 

Snowball should be two cats, I & II. The idea that the Simpsons had a previous cat was established in episode one. The 3-5th ones were just one really stupid episode which I absolutely hated.

 

Good point. I also don't remember Coltrane, so I shouldn't really be disqualify it.

 

The Snowball III-V was a great episode, save Lisa's storyline. The fighting robots had some of my favourite one-liners in any episode.

 

"Can robots feel pain? If so, we are horrible, horrible people."

[Boner Kawanger 0]

My turn again? Well, since I get stuck in the middle of every round, most of my next top picks have been grabbed, so I'm pulling my ace.

 

Homer: What the hell are you reading books for?

Bart: I'm doing "The Conan O'Brien Show", and I want to have some

intelligent stuff to talk about.

Homer: Don't forget to say "I didn't do it."

Bart: Dad, there's more to me than just a catch-phrase.

Homer: How do you figure, boy?

Bart: Watch "The Conan O'Brien Show", you'll see.

Homer: All right, but after Leno I'm all laughed out, you know.

 

 

Bart: You know, Conan, I have a lot to say. I'm not just a one-line

wonder. Did you know that a section of rain forest the size of

Kansas is burned every single --

Conan: Just do the line.

Bart: [glum] I didn't do it.

[Everyone laughs and cheers]

Conan: [laughs] Great material. We'll be right back.

[Music starts, and Conan dances. Bart half-heartedly joins him]

Sit perfectly still: only I may dance!

 

 

 

[TheFranchise 0]

Only I may dance!

[TheFranchise 0]

Radioactive Man

 

 

"Radio Man! ... It's Radioactive Man, stupid!"

 

 

[Boner Kawanger 0]

Son of a bitch

 

"Marge, are there other men in this house? Radioactive Men?"

 

Radioactive Man (the movie episode, not Three Men and a Comic) is one of my favorite episodes-I think it's even in the same season, or least era, of A Milhouse Divided.

[HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0]

God damn it, I had Radioactive Man on my list.

[Youth N Asia 0]

 

Frank "Grimey" Grimes

 

 

"I'm peeing on the seat, give me a raise!"

[Prophet of Mike Zagurski 0]

Dammit he was going to be my next character.

 

"I am not washing my hands because I am Homer Simpson." Greatest animated nervous breakdown ever.

 

Santos L. Halper was drafted too.