The Simpsons Character Draft

[Nighthawk]

This is Spinal Tap!

 

 

David St. Hubbins and Nigel Tufnel

 

Sigh... if somebody wants to steal Derek Smalls from me, I suppose there's nothing I can do.

[DrVenkman PhD]

 

Guy: Greetings, good men. Might I trouble you for a drink?

Moe: Oh, get out of here, Homer.

Guy: Homer? Who is Homer? My name is Guy Incognito.

[he gets beaten up and tossed out, unconscious]

Homer: [walks up, looks at Guy] [gasps] Oh my God! This man is my exact

double. [gasps] Oh my God! That dog has a puffy tail!

[he chases it, giggling] Here, Puff! Here, Puff!

 

This was the pick Officer Lou caused me to pick. Lou reminded me of "Uosdwis R. Dewoh", but that's not a real character. Then I realized Guy Incognito is.

[Nighthawk]

Nice, one of my backup choices there.

[TheFranchise]

You can watch Hulu from the UK?

Ordinarily no.

 

 

 

[Youth N Asia]

Nice, one of my backup choices there.

 

Really? That's someone I would have never thought about.

 

I have 6 I really want, if I can get two of them I'll be cool with it

[TheFranchise]

There's two picks i've got that I can gaurentee nobody gets.

 

They're nothing special, but they're memorable in a certain way.

 

The thing is.. I don't want either of them.

[Youth N Asia]

when the draft is all said and done I'll reveal the rest of my list

[Boner Kawanger]

"Guy N. Cognito" has been my alias since high school.

[Brett Favre]

 

Ron Howard.

 

 

Ron Howard: Really? You have children? Aw, well look, here's some money.

Homer: No. I don't want your pity or your money.

Ron Howard: Usually when you say that, you give the money back.

Homer: I do what, now?

Ron Howard: Yoink!

[HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

I'm kicking myself over the Freddy Quimby pick. I quote the CHOW-DAH line all the time!

[Youth N Asia]

Ron Fucking Howard. One of my top 6

[CanadianGuitarist]

I had a horrible day, so I'm gonna unwind for a bit. I may be on to update the board later on, but it'll more realistically be early tomorrow.

[Aero]

Ron Howard was my next pick. I tried to find the picture of him holding up the two $ sacks at the end of his first episode but couldn't find it.

[Scroby]

Best...Draft...Ever!

[Red Baron]

Venk just won the draft with his Freddy Quimby pick. It's over.

[CanadianGuitarist]

I don't remember Zoltroy; at first, I confused him with Tibor.

[DrVenkman PhD]

Ron Howard was my next pick

 

I was actually planning on picking him in round 7 but that was when I thought I better grab Freddy Quimby.

[Boner Kawanger]

I don't remember Zoltroy; at first, I confused him with Tibor.

Tibor's one of the best running gags in history.

[TheOriginalOrangeGoblin]

Fuck I have one amazing pick that I know no one will take. Really makes me wish I got in this on time.

[Jaxxson Mayhem]

 

 

Shary Bobbins

 

 

 

*will insert song later*

 

 

[BlackFlagg]

dang, just watched that ep and moved her up my list, nice grab

[Prophet of Mike Zagurski]

I got my second under utilized pick: The Khlav Kalash vendor.

I have Mountain Dew and Crab Juice.

[Boner Kawanger]

Hybrid Homer/Scorpio quote:

 

Ewwwwwww. Nobody ever says Mountain Dew.

[CanadianGuitarist]

I got my second under utilized pick: The Khlav Kalash vendor.

I have Mountain Dew and Crab Juice.

 

Good pick. Better picture.

[Aero]

I'll take...

 

 

Surly

 

Bart is hanging for dear life from handlebars of a roller coaster

Selma: "Can't you do something?"

Surly: "Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy -- Surly."

Selma: "Hm, sorry, Surly."

Surly: "Shut up."

 

[Youth N Asia]

Dammit, Surly was a shortlist

[CanadianGuitarist]

Dammit. Good pick.

[Aero]

I had Surly and another one-shot character in mind for my pick and I figured Surly would likely be picked before the other. Looks like I was probably right.

[DrVenkman PhD]

Yep. one of my alternates too.

[EVIL~! alkeiper]

Stephen Hawking

 

 

"If you're looking for trouble, you've found it."