Boner Kawanger Posted November 9, 2008 Report Posted November 9, 2008 Most folk'll never lose a toe But then again some folk'll Like my pick: Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel (Cletus is my mother's favorite character, for what it's worth.) Hey, Brandine! You might could wear these to your job interview. And scuff up the topless dancin' runway? Nah. You'd best bring 'em back where from ya got 'em. Okay....back you go. To waits for a woman of less discriminating taste...hey, you know what? I could call my ma from up here. Hey, Ma! Get off the dang roof! Now I have Cletus but Brandine is still out there along with their smellhound Geech and their kids, Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dylan, Dermott, Jordan, Taylor, Brittany, Wesley, Rumer, Scout, Cassidy, Zoe, Chloe, Max, Hunter, Kendal, Katlin, Noah, Sasha, Morgan, Kira, Ian, Lauren, Q-bert, and Phil.
TheFranchise Posted November 9, 2008 Report Posted November 9, 2008 Barney Gumble "Hey, Homer, I'm worried about the beer supply. After this case, and the other case, there's only one case left!"
Nighthawk Posted November 9, 2008 Report Posted November 9, 2008 "Hey, Barney's right!" "Yeah, les get sommore beer." "Yeah, Barney's right." "Ok, ok. Keep it down you guys."
Youth N Asia Posted November 9, 2008 Report Posted November 9, 2008 Lenny Leonard Moe: "Hey, Bob! How come you can't kill Bart? Killing a kid should be easy!" Lenny: "If it was me, I'd just slash him open while he's sleeping."
TheFranchise Posted November 9, 2008 Report Posted November 9, 2008 Ha. I was deliberating on whether to pick Lenny or Barney too.
Youth N Asia Posted November 9, 2008 Report Posted November 9, 2008 I had a top 4 and Lenny won out Front page could use an update
Mecha Mummy Posted November 9, 2008 Report Posted November 9, 2008 "Kids, turn off the TV, I have some bad news about Lenny!" "Oh, no! Not Lenny!"
Youth N Asia Posted November 9, 2008 Report Posted November 9, 2008 I was thinking I'd be able to find better pictures online
DrVenkman PhD Posted November 9, 2008 Report Posted November 9, 2008 Most folk'll never lose a toe But then again some folk'll Like my pick: Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel (Cletus is my mother's favorite character, for what it's worth.) Hey, Brandine! You might could wear these to your job interview. And scuff up the topless dancin' runway? Nah. You'd best bring 'em back where from ya got 'em. Okay....back you go. To waits for a woman of less discriminating taste...hey, you know what? I could call my ma from up here. Hey, Ma! Get off the dang roof! Now I have Cletus but Brandine is still out there along with their smellhound Geech and their kids, Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dylan, Dermott, Jordan, Taylor, Brittany, Wesley, Rumer, Scout, Cassidy, Zoe, Chloe, Max, Hunter, Kendal, Katlin, Noah, Sasha, Morgan, Kira, Ian, Lauren, Q-bert, and Phil. Plus his new kids (though he's only the father of the one who can't adlib and the one who can't do something else I forget) introduced in "Yokel Chords": Whitney, Jitney, Dubya, Incest, Crystal Meth, International Harvester, and Birthday
DrVenkman PhD Posted November 9, 2008 Report Posted November 9, 2008 Hey al, can you mod it up and do the update for CG now that we're into round 3 and Rando is OTC?
Boner Kawanger Posted November 10, 2008 Report Posted November 10, 2008 Most folk'll never lose a toe But then again some folk'll Like my pick: Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel (Cletus is my mother's favorite character, for what it's worth.) Hey, Brandine! You might could wear these to your job interview. And scuff up the topless dancin' runway? Nah. You'd best bring 'em back where from ya got 'em. Okay....back you go. To waits for a woman of less discriminating taste...hey, you know what? I could call my ma from up here. Hey, Ma! Get off the dang roof! Now I have Cletus but Brandine is still out there along with their smellhound Geech and their kids, Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dylan, Dermott, Jordan, Taylor, Brittany, Wesley, Rumer, Scout, Cassidy, Zoe, Chloe, Max, Hunter, Kendal, Katlin, Noah, Sasha, Morgan, Kira, Ian, Lauren, Q-bert, and Phil. Plus his new kids (though he's only the father of the one who can't adlib and the one who can't do something else I forget) introduced in "Yokel Chords": Whitney, Jitney, Dubya, Incest, Crystal Meth, International Harvester, and Birthday After posting, I found out there have been 44 Cletus kids on the show. Bart almost married one last season.
Youth N Asia Posted November 10, 2008 Report Posted November 10, 2008 And her middle name was Wrestlemania
Scroby Posted November 10, 2008 Report Posted November 10, 2008 Marge: "Well Lenny looks happy." Lenny (Smiling): "This is the saddest day of my life."
CanadianGuitarist Posted November 10, 2008 Author Report Posted November 10, 2008 My next pick isn't the obvious one..... Earlier I alluded to four one-offs/celebs that I had on my list. Incredibly, I didn't include this one. I suppose it makes sense given that no one else picked him, but that's a surprise too. Besides, my list is written down in the other room, which I'm too lazy to walk to. I'm like a rug on valium, I'm so lazy. I'm very happy to pick: Larry Burns.
Brett Favre Posted November 10, 2008 Report Posted November 10, 2008 Awesome pick. Totally forgot about him.
JJ Johnson Posted November 10, 2008 Report Posted November 10, 2008 I use the "Semper Fudge" line all the time.
EVIL~! alkeiper Posted November 10, 2008 Report Posted November 10, 2008 I HAVE to take this one, just in case. OZZIE SMITH! I can't find a single usable picture, unfortunately.
HollywoodSpikeJenkins Posted November 10, 2008 Report Posted November 10, 2008 Larry Burns - excellent pick.
Aero Posted November 10, 2008 Report Posted November 10, 2008 As soon as I entered the thread tonight, I asked myself: Where's Poochie? He may not have worked out very well on the Itchy & Scratchy Show, but if he was louder, angrier, and had access to a time machine, I think the results would have been much better.
Prophet of Mike Zagurski Posted November 10, 2008 Report Posted November 10, 2008 Similarly, I'll take Itchy the mouse. Yeah I picked the dominant one of the group. With the Simpsons, there are a lot of pairs of characters, so it's hard to choose just one knowing the other one could be taken.
Jaxxson Mayhem Posted November 10, 2008 Report Posted November 10, 2008 Gil Gunderson "Ah, please you gotta help ol' Gil, whats it gonna take to keep you on the phone, I...dance for you? B-but you wouldn't even see it, y..a-alright, ha ha, I'm dancing! (starts singing & tap dancing)"
Brett Favre Posted November 10, 2008 Report Posted November 10, 2008 Lyle Lanley. Lyle Lanley: Well sir, there's nothin' on earth like a genuine, bonafide, electrified, six-car monorail! What'd I say? Ned Flanders: Monorail! Lyle: What's it called? Patty & Selma: Monorail Lyle: That's right, monorail! All chant: Monorail, monorail, monorail... Ms Hoover: I hear those things are awfully loud Lyle: It glides as softly as a cloud Apu: Is there a chance the track could bend? Lyle: Not on your life, my Hindu friend Barney: What about us braindead slobs? Lyle: You'll be given cushy jobs Grampa: Were you sent here by the devil? Lyle: No, good sir, I'm on the level Chief Wiggum: The ring came off my pudding can Lyle: Take my pen knife, my good man; I swear it's Springfield's only choice! Throw up your hands and raise your voice! All chant: Monorail! Lyle: What's it called? All chant: Monorail! Lyle: Once again! All chant: Monorail! Marge: But Main Street's still all cracked and broken Bart: Sorry, mom, the mob has spoken All chant: Monorail! Monorail! Monorail! Monorail! Homer: Mono-d'oh!
CanadianGuitarist Posted November 10, 2008 Author Report Posted November 10, 2008 Did anyone else notice Brooklyn didn't use a period once, but did appropriately use a handful of question marks, exclamation points, and semicolons? Great pick, though.
Mecha Mummy Posted November 10, 2008 Report Posted November 10, 2008 Lyle Lanley holy shit, this draft is getting more epic by the pick.
Youth N Asia Posted November 10, 2008 Report Posted November 10, 2008 It was pretty much a coin toss between Lenny and Gil. Solid pick, sir
DrVenkman PhD Posted November 10, 2008 Report Posted November 10, 2008 Otto Mann is part of the best sign gag in the show's history: *Exiting the cookware store known as "Stoner's Pot Palace"* "Man, that is flagrant false advertising!"
Jaxxson Mayhem Posted November 10, 2008 Report Posted November 10, 2008 Good pick. I was thinking about drafting Otto.
Burning Pirate Ship Sex Posted November 10, 2008 Report Posted November 10, 2008 "A sponge!?! I'll show you a sponge..."
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