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Guess the Lord wan't feeling Kurt Warner and the Cardinals last night...

 

Didn't you learn anything from Angels in the Outfield? Championships have to be one on their own...except when playing the Eagles. Jesus hates those fucking Eagles.

 

The cliche for me is "extra motivation for this title game now".

Should you ever need more motivation to win a fucking title? Winning the Super Bowl isn't enough, no it's all about whether the other team said something bad about your long snapper's ability to get the ball to the punter or they said they didn't love your cesspool city. You know, the one most of the players don't even live in when they play for a team.

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"He literally took his head off!"

Gorilla Monsoon?

 

I noticed this one a lot during football season, after any big hit or potential injury. "He got hit right in the <insert body part>." Never, say "a tough hit to the face when the defender tried to intercept", or "and this replay shows a violent knee-on-knee collision."

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