tonyjaymzretro Posted March 17, 2009 Report Posted March 17, 2009 Definitely Not Hot Young Wang Region 1. Goldengreek 5. theone 6. Jericholic82 2. TaigaStar Most Likely Homosexual Region 1. cabbageboy 5. EricMM 3. AmDragFan 2. bob_barron BUTT Fuck Stupid Region 1. RoHo 4. Chazz 3. Jingus 7. DarKnight The "I Tried to Save Good Matchups Until the End and Now I Have a Fuck Load of Them" Region 8. Cartman 4. Gary Floyd 3. Y2Jerk 2. Enigma
Obi Chris Kenobi Posted March 17, 2009 Report Posted March 17, 2009 Definitely Not Hot Young Wang Region 1. Goldengreek 5. theone Don't worry theone, you're not that bad. Goldengreek, you are theone however. 6. Jericholic82 2. TaigaStar Neither is that bad, but getting Taiga mixed up with someone else was bad. Thinking about I've never actually experienced much of that person's posts. Most Likely Homosexual Region 1. cabbageboy 5. EricMM Cabbageboy v Goldengreek is going to be an epic epic battle of shittyness. 3. AmDragFan 2. bob_barron AmDragFan doesn't bother me in the way that bob_barron's pompus self appointed importance does at times. If he was to change his William Regal picture I might go easy on him int he future. BUTT Fuck Stupid Region 1. RoHo 4. Chazz 3. Jingus 7. DarKnight DarKnight Cabbageboy Goldengreek trifactor in the making. The "I Tried to Save Good Matchups Until the End and Now I Have a Fuck Load of Them" Region 8. Cartman 4. Gary Floyd Neither one annoys me 3. Y2Jerk 2. Enigma The hair's not really an issue, if anything its a childish target for abuse. Its the very little you bring to the board outside of what you copy and paste. Seriously, make an effort, I bet your not even a bad guy. MAKE AN EFFORT JOIN IN DEBATES AND CONVERSATIONS OUTSIDE OF COPY AND PASTING!
Retard Girl Posted March 18, 2009 Report Posted March 18, 2009 for the record, it was a picture of my side. demonstrating weight loss.
Big Ol' Smitty Posted March 18, 2009 Report Posted March 18, 2009 I like you too, Floyd. But the fact remains.
Gary Floyd Posted March 18, 2009 Report Posted March 18, 2009 And to think, you voted for me in the best poster tournament. We've got a benedictsmitty.
Golgo 13 Posted March 18, 2009 Report Posted March 18, 2009 Definitely Not Hot Young Wang Region 1. Goldengreek 6. Jericholic82 Most Likely Homosexual Region 1. cabbageboy 3. AmDragFan BUTT Fuck Stupid Region 4. Chazz 7. DarKnight The "I Tried to Save Good Matchups Until the End and Now I Have a Fuck Load of Them" Region 8. Cartman 2. Enigma
Matt Young Posted March 18, 2009 Report Posted March 18, 2009 Definitely Not Hot Young Wang Region 1. Goldengreek 2. TaigaStar Most Likely Homosexual Region 5. EricMM 2. bob_barron BUTT Fuck Stupid Region 4. Chazz 7. DarKnight The "I Tried to Save Good Matchups Until the End and Now I Have a Fuck Load of Them" Region 8. Cartman 3. Y2Jerk
Dandy Posted March 18, 2009 Report Posted March 18, 2009 It's Round 2, so I'm back to put in my two cents on the posters who have made it this far in the tournament. During this round, I will provide constructive criticism on how these posters can better themselves and turn around their fortunes here at our board. I'm not going to get carried away like the first round, and will provide nothing but constructive criticism. Definitely Not Hot Young Wang Region 1. Goldengreek 5. theone Like I mentioned before, theone is not bad at all. Could there be a shutout this round? There should be, as goldengreek the metrosexual wrestling mark is one of the worst on the board. I really wish I would have gone through with my idea of a parody post where he was talking about meeting all those wrestlers at that pizza joint. I was going to turn it into literotica and include the pictures he posted of his old ass hanging out with the youngin's on spring break. It would have been epic. Do you know what would be epic now? That's right, this retard getting sent packing from the board so he doesn't consistently make every thread he posts in the suckiest one on the board any longer. goldengreek 6. Jericholic82 2. TaigaStar Jericholic couldn't even spell his own fucking name right. I mean how big of a dipshit do you have to be to not be able to read a term and reprint it letter for letter. Fucking spell it out, you mongoloid. TaigaStar, on the other hand, had her children taken away because she was fat and scared them whenever they looked directly into her face. Believe it or not, her posting is uglier than her, which is a fucking miracle in and of itself. Her brand of attention-seeking through acting like she doesn't care hasn't worked since day one, and that gets her on the fast track to a showdown with goldengreek. TaigaStar Most Likely Homosexual Region 1. cabbageboy 5. EricMM EricMM might be a hippie to the highest magnitude, but at least he is consistent. I just feel like he makes everything into a "stand on my soapbox and tell everyone how the could save a leaf if they did away with cars. Hey, dumbass...I could save a little bit of money and the environment by only flushing my toilet once a month, but that isn't necessarily practical, is it? cabbageboy is consistent as well, as he brings the dumbassery in most folders he frequents. He really spreads it around. His sucking in the Sports folder trumps Eric's sucking in Current Events, because the Sports folder is fun to read. cabbageboy 3. AmDragFan 2. bob_barron barron didn't deserve to be in the tournament, really. His checks and balances of the moderators is not cute or funny, but then again neither is he. AmDragFan, on the other hand, is the epitome of what is wrong with the wrestling folders: He posts there. AmDragFan BUTT Fuck Stupid Region 1. RoHo 4. Chazz I have a question for Chazz. Why don't you just ask Jeeves and leave us alone? Roho is the more annoying as he wants everyone to like him and can't figure out why it doesn't work that way. Just post and be yourself, dipshit. Unless, you are already doing that. If that's the case, you should go find a hobby like jumping in front of trains. Roho 3. Jingus 7. DarKnight DarKnight might be one of the dumbest individuals on this board. Jingus The "I Tried to Save Good Matchups Until the End and Now I Have a Fuck Load of Them" Region 8. Cartman 4. Gary Floyd Gary Floyd shouldn't be in this. Cartman wins by default. Cartman 3. Y2Jerk 2. Enigma Y2Jerk is one of the few posters that I usually try and scroll over every post without reading. However, I usually have to go back and read his posts to see what dumb shit he must have posted to have everyone quoting him and making him look like a dumbass. Enigma has always annoyed me with his news-breaking act. If you are actually doing this to be funny and to get a rise out of people, you fail at that as well. Do you still wear your hair long so it is more fun to do the Dungeons and Dragons re-enactments at the park? Enigma Now that I've been helpful and given them some constructive criticism, I hope these lads can get on the right track. You can do it guys! I'm rooting for you, and will help in any way I can.
Wally Balls Posted March 18, 2009 Report Posted March 18, 2009 I've managed to stay away from this for as long as possible. If my agenda was to get everyone to like me, then I failed miserably. Good thing it's not the case. Let me clarify myself: none of you have any effect on my personal feelings nor do you have any influence on the way I post. If it inflates your online ego to think that you've crushed me or hurt my feelings, then by all means continue. It doesn't really matter to me. I'm not going to try to "better" my posts in order to gain your respect just so you can weakly attempt to pick apart my posts and point out my desperation. This isn't reverse psychology. I'm not going to do anything differently. I don't like any of you and I don't want any of you to like me. I fully expect to take home the "gold" and be gone from this mess forever. If anything, annoying as many people on the way out seems like the best thing to do. Don't kid yourself about this being constructive criticism. You're just a pecker.
909 Posted March 18, 2009 Author Report Posted March 18, 2009 Take this bullshit out of my fucking thread.
PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH! Posted March 18, 2009 Report Posted March 18, 2009 Where's the Kinetic post that I have been waiting 10 minutes on? Did he pull a Byron the Bulb? What's that?
909 Posted March 18, 2009 Author Report Posted March 18, 2009 Take this bullshit out of my fucking thread. Why don't you move it to the Roho thread then? Makes the most sense. Also smitty, you're a 30 year old, bald headed, nerd who looks like Moby. Go play with yourself. Why don't YOU move it to the Roho thread.
Wally Balls Posted March 18, 2009 Report Posted March 18, 2009 Take this bullshit out of my fucking thread. What? You give people an open door to insult other posters and you expect civility, intelligence, good humor? You're either really naive or really stupid to expect anything other than insanity. I won't be here for long, but for everyone's sake I hope this is the last thing you ever organize, internet related or not, because you suck at it.
909 Posted March 18, 2009 Author Report Posted March 18, 2009 No, I told you to shut the fuck up is what I did, and I expect you to. You have another thread that can be (and has been so far) filled with your stupidity. Have at it there.
Wally Balls Posted March 18, 2009 Report Posted March 18, 2009 I'm obviously taking you seriously. Don't delay the inevitable. Just ban me and sabotage your chance to "humilate" whoever wins.
Art Sandusky Posted March 18, 2009 Report Posted March 18, 2009 Definitely Not Hot Young Wang Region 1. Goldengreek 5. theone Goldengreek's kinda awful. 6. Jericholic82 2. TaigaStar Meh. Most Likely Homosexual Region 1. cabbageboy 5. EricMM Coin flip. 3. AmDragFan 2. bob_barron LOL BUTT Fuck Stupid Region 1. RoHo 4. Chazz Roho needs to survive to post another day. 3. Jingus 7. DarKnight I still don't know who DarKnight is. The "I Tried to Save Good Matchups Until the End and Now I Have a Fuck Load of Them" Region 8. Cartman 4. Gary Floyd Zomg upset? 3. Y2Jerk 2. Enigma You sorta embarass liberals sometimes, but not as much as pbone.
At Home Posted March 18, 2009 Report Posted March 18, 2009 You sorta embarass liberals sometimes, but not as much as pbone. Them be fightin' words. kiddin
Boner Kawanger Posted March 18, 2009 Report Posted March 18, 2009 Roho versus goldengreek is gonna be like ten Super Bowls
Gary Floyd Posted March 18, 2009 Report Posted March 18, 2009 EHME: It may sound strange that I'd agree with you on something, but you might be right: maybe Roho should win afterall.
Czech please! Posted March 18, 2009 Report Posted March 18, 2009 Where's the Kinetic post that I have been waiting 10 minutes on? Did he pull a Byron the Bulb? What's that? Several of us have independently noticed, and then confirmed with one another, that you have a penchant for drafting posts as evidenced by your name at the bottom of the page going into Posting... mode, but then they never appear. Short attention span? Rather post nothing at all than something subpar? Don't sell yourself short: even a poor outing by your lofty standards is still better than most of the crap people post here. You've left a lot of us with e-blue e-balls, waiting for a witty albeit vowel-eschewing smackdown, and then after a long period of time, nothing. It could just be a board glitch, though, which wouldn't surprise me. You guys wouldn't believe what a mess the coding has become on this thing. If you try to change a folder subtitle, it redirects you to Austrian dungeon porn, and this was before The Problem happened!
Scroby Posted March 18, 2009 Report Posted March 18, 2009 Definitely Not Hot Young Wang Region 1. Goldengreek 5. theone - Theone has been annoying me as of late. Goldengreek doesn't bother me. 6. Jericholic82 2. TaigaStar - No real reason here, none of them annoy me. But Taigastar seems, to me at least, annoy people more than Jericholic. Most Likely Homosexual Region 1. cabbageboy - See Theone, but 10 X's worse. 5. EricMM 3. AmDragFan - Me and Bob don't get along sometimes, but he's a much better poster than AmDragFan. 2. bob_barron BUTT Fuck Stupid Region 1. RoHo - Eh, fuck you. 4. Chazz 3. Jingus 7. DarKnight - I'm down for a brother vs brother match. The "I Tried to Save Good Matchups Until the End and Now I Have a Fuck Load of Them" Region 8. Cartman - Sorry buddy. 4. Gary Floyd 3. Y2Jerk 2. Enigma - Never adds to any conversation, either he posts "news" (and I use that term loosely), or he bitches about another person's post, or he just throws out a random Meltzer statistic to try and end a conversation.
DrVenkman PhD Posted March 18, 2009 Report Posted March 18, 2009 Roho versus goldengreek is gonna be like ten Super Bowls Good thing you didn't oversell it.
Hitler Cubano Posted March 18, 2009 Report Posted March 18, 2009 Maybe we'll just reach a field of nominees that's so universally awful, we'll stop the tournament and said everyone won.
Obi Chris Kenobi Posted March 18, 2009 Report Posted March 18, 2009 Shit this thread got awesome. RoHo getting someone else to type posts saying he doesn't care and Enigma posting something that wasn't in Observer - at least I hope not. I'd hate to think he's went through back issues of observer and copied and pasted individual words just to make those posts. Though there were a very Melzterisms involved 'I'll retract' for example. Probably distracting from the point here but should referees really have hair like they wanted to be in pre Black Album metallica? Won't that upset the real wrestlers who are follicle challenged? I reckon, as Venk said, we have Bug Jar III - Engima v Scroby: Indy Ref Edition. Youtube videos of their reffing skills and we critique the shit out of them. Loser cuts their hair... not that I'm saying the votes will be fixed.
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