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The torture horror genre is dead. Well almost dead. Thank God.   I liked "Hostel" and it's sequal, in spite of what others have said. I liked the first "Saw" movie. That out of the way, with "Hostel Part II" tanking (and director Eli Roth posting an incredibly whiney entry in his Myspace), and inspite of the movie "Captivity" coming out, people aren't largely going to see people get tortured anymore. Ok, so there's another "Saw" movie, but that's beyond the point.   I think that people are

Gary Floyd

Gary Floyd

6/23: Along Came A Disappointing Spider Movie

6 p.m.   • So I finally saw Spiderman 3 last night and honestly… wtf.   Spoilers ahead and stuff.   Fuck Aunt May for being a goddamn hippie. “Forgive” the person that killed your longtime husband? Bitch please.   Fuck that butler guy for waiting all this time before telling Harry that his dad was a fuckup.   Fuck Mary Jane for being a jealous bitch. And I'd take JJJ's secretary over anyone from these movies.   And I don’t get that Brock Junior guy getting all mopey for getting

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Master of Reality

-Matt Young's telling us about his personal life again. Matt, here's some advice: It would be best not to tell people too much about your personal life. Seriously, if there is anything you need to work on, it's that. Not because of people not caring, but because it reflects really badly on you. This is one of the reasons I tend to be hush hush on my personal life. Actually, it's mostly because my personal life is fucking boring, but I digress.   -I'm going to see 1408 tonight. Normally, I don

Gary Floyd

Gary Floyd

6/22: Looking For Better Buys

11 a.m.   • Well yesterday was fun. For our upcoming anniversary, I had been saving up to get the better half a television for the bedroom. Now I know what you’re thinking: You’re just getting the television for yourself and disguising it as a gift for “her.” You would be wrong. When we had our former TV in the bedroom, I never once had it on; the better half likes to watch DVDs before nodding off, and there would be many times when I’d come to bed and she’d be snoozing to “Who Framed Roger R

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kkktookmybabyaway

Goofy Reds logic

Cincinnati Reds manager Jerry Narron made a move in yesterday's afternoon game against the Oakland As that was just downright silly. Here's what happened: The Reds were behind by 2 runs (5 to 3) and Josh Hamilton was due up with nobody on base (it was the 8th or 9th inning). Hamilton has been a good player--he was the No. 1 draft pick several years ago and then had problems with drugs and now has gotten back on the straight and narrow. He is being called "The Natural" around Cincinnati because h

Swift Terror

Swift Terror

6/20: #21, Catching Heat Off The Mound

kkk's Top 103 Posters     Number 21: Cartman   I don’t have much to say about Cartman. The guy’s a commie, but as I have said before that’s not really all that big a deal. What is a big deal, though, is that he is the kkk Bowl II champ. Don’t believe me? Look at his sig. Speaking of NFL contests, it looks like he did some “Survivor” deal back in ’03. We've been around that long? Wonder if he's got the same girlfriend that he had back in '04 where he wanted to know what kind of video ga

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A visit to Dr. Octagoncologyst

-Hillary Clinton chose a Celine Dion song as her campaign song. I would have had her go with Cum Drenched Tits by William H. Nutsack. At least Kerry had the decency to go with Zeppelin.   -Band of the moment: The Angelic Process, who are like Doom Metal meets The Swans meets My Bloody Valentine meets Sigur Ros. I love this stuff, and their new album is in my future purchases list.   -I mentioned Dr. Dre's The Chronic, and I can't believe that I forgot how awesome that album really is. The

Gary Floyd

Gary Floyd

CFB Pick 'Em Contest Announcement

Regulars of the Sports forum know that for the past three years I've been running a College Football Pick 'Em Contest. At the conclusion of last season I was uncertain if I wanted to continue running this contest. During last season the contest started to become a chore for me to run rather than a fun time killer. But after giving it it some thought and given the desire of others to keep it going I've decided to do it for at least one more year. I'll be holding off on posting the sign up thread

Bored

Bored

Can't stop talking about Vince and music

-Well, Raw ended on a disappointing note, though it's good to see Steph only had a few minutes on the mic. Already, some people are complaining about the Vince angle, saying "Oh, it's direspectful to Sherri" or "it's taking up too much time and we don't see as much in ring action as we want." Well, 1.) Get off your fucking high horses. The WWE had no idea Sherri was going to die. Nobody knew Sherri was going to die. End of story. They can't just quit right now, because it would make no sense sto

Gary Floyd

Gary Floyd

6/19: Betting On An Arena Football Comeback

9 p.m.   • I’m smelling left-wing conspiracy here to take God out of our society.     • I don’t go to casinos, but are there such do-not-allow-me-in-the-building laws in the States? (This case was from across the Pond.)     • Arena football may be back in Shittsburgh, baby.     I remember years ago we had the Gladiators. Never went to a game. Never cared. I heard on the radio today they moved to Tampa. I did a quick Wikipedia and noticed the Gladiators lost Arena Bowls

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kkktookmybabyaway

6/18: Open About Athletic Chick Preferences

10 p.m.   • OK kiddie, gather around. It's time to play...     ...what will the defense lawyer say this time?   If you said...     You win ... nothing.   Oh, here is some more notable stuff.     8 p.m.   • So what skin at TSM are you in?     Still with the old-school blue.   7:30 p.m.   • So the guy from South America won the U.S. Open. Whatever. I watched a little of the tournament this weekend. I actually so this guy play a little Sunday and th

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kkktookmybabyaway

More wrestling (Vince) talk, music shit, the worst new show

-Apparently, some people are taking the "Death" of Vince a little too seriously, sending letters to the company and calling them. I already posted this picture, but: Anywho, this is still awesome, or at least for the time being. I enjoy great in ring work as much as the next smark, but this is the kind of thing I love: Stories that are incredibly stupid, but are still fun because of their stupidity. Let's face it, while the WWE has done things that are so dumb they're dumb (Katie Vick, oper

Gary Floyd

Gary Floyd

The Draft, Exclusive Analysis!

1. Raw drafts Brian Kendrick and Paul London   This draft harkens back to the memorable NFL draft of 1976 when the Minnesota Vikings drafted the entire offensive line of the University of Oklahoma with their first pick. It was a brilliant move then and a brilliant move now.   2. Smackdown drafts Kenny Dykstra   Good move drafted a pick here with a lot of upside. Kenny's name has a 2:0 K/BB ratio, a great sign for an up and coming young prospect. However, Dykstra leaves trails of tobacco

EVIL~! alkeiper

EVIL~! alkeiper

6/17: Dedicated Wedded Bliss

9:30 p.m.   • Yeah, too bad if these kids got killed by the cops you wouldn't be saying this "now's not the time for blame" shit.     Here's my favorite part.     I think God was trying to tell you that you're a shitty mother and your kids are better up there with him than down there with you.     Living about 30 miles from the area, this has gotten a good deal of coverage (I made a remark about this story last week), and, if the rumors are true, it sounds like the two

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kkktookmybabyaway

6/16: The Return Of The Aussie Prince

11:15 p.m.   • So I just spent the last 11 hours finishing up the monthly publication that I’m responsible for producing. There’s no way I’m looking at a computer screen anymore tonight.   • Good.     Fuck him. Nothing else needs to be said on this matter, other than I can’t wait for the students to start suing him. That’ll be a sight to see.   12:30 a.m.   • So here’s an update on the “Aussie Prince.” For those that don’t know, here’s a recap.       Well, today I fo

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kkktookmybabyaway

6/15: Resistance: Slapping A Judge

8 p.m.   • Oh get over yourselves.     I’ve never played this game, but I’m sure including this cathedral in the game isn’t meant to mock your precious cathedral. Jesus Christ. In fact, I’m sure this is the only time most of the people playing this game have seen the inside of a church.   Well lookie here at the next paragraph of this story.     What if you fight the aliens with gamma blasters or laser arrows instead of guns -- would that be OK?   7:30 p.m.   • Good.

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kkktookmybabyaway

Al's Baseball Diary: 6/14/07, On Rain Delays and Bad Pitching

Last night Tampa Bay's Edwin Jackson lasted 1/3 of an inning, giving up five runs, five hits, two walks, and two home runs. Currently his ERA stands at 8.20 along with a gaudy 0-8 win/loss record. Anthony Reyes of the St. Louis Cardinals was also 0-8 upon his return to the minors. Four pitchers in the Majors collected ten or more wins in a season without a loss. How about on the opposite end, the pitchers with the most losses in a season without a win? Are Jackson and Reyes close?   1 

EVIL~! alkeiper

EVIL~! alkeiper

Smoking Aces, Iran hates Porn, Music of 2007 so far

-I watched "Smoking Aces" last night. Here's another movie that runs out of steam in the last third or so, complete with a dreadful plot twist. Still, I think it's worth checking out at least one. Alicia Keyes is in it (and absoulutely smoking hot), as are the funniest pair of Neo -Nazi brothers ever, Jason Bateman (I did not need to see him in bra and panties) and a hyperactive kid on ritalin who does kung fu and pops a major boner.   -Iran hates porn apparently, and is hanging those who ar

Gary Floyd

Gary Floyd

6/14: Cuts Like A Knife, FAUX(lol) Pearls Of Wisdom

10:30 p.m.   • So I was curious to see what the score is of Game 4 of the NBA Finals.   39-34 Spurs.   At halftime.   • Hey, Sidney Crosby won the NHL MVP Award. Good for him.   • It’s been a while since I’ve listened to Dave Ramsey ever since the Jesus radio station took him off because they are a bunch of Jews and didn’t want to pay the man. He has his programs archived on his Web site, but I’ve always been too lazy to listen. Tonight I remembered/got motivated enough to down

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kkktookmybabyaway

Monday Night Raw

Monday I attended the show live in Wilkes-Barre, PA. I've been busy recently so I have been unable to post my thoughts in full until now. I have the show recorded on DVR but I haven't watched it yet. Therefore my conception of what I watched might be slightly different than what aired on television.   Dark match: Lance Cade/Trevor Murdoch d. Cryme Time. Good little tag match.   All of the matches were good save Candice vs. Krystal. Benoit/Lashley was fun, and there was some pro-Benoit

EVIL~! alkeiper

EVIL~! alkeiper

6/13: Turning That Frownie Upside Downie

7:45 p.m.   • What a bunch of pussies.     Well I guess this makes sense. Rush and his ilk cause global warming, so why should these listeners be warned when a hurricane they helped create comes over and wipes them out with no warning?   7:15 p.m.   • So there’s this semi-local restaurant called Eat ‘n Park. It’s got a number of locations, but it’s regional. Anyway, they have this stupid mascot thing called Smiley, named after their smiley cookies. What is it? A cookie with fros

kkktookmybabyaway

kkktookmybabyaway

6/12: #22, This Mayor Is A Babe In The Woods

kkk's Top 103 Posters     Number 22: Danny Dubya   A fellow Keystone stater, even though I don’t recall chatting it up much with him at TSM, we’ve gotten into it much more at the other place, where he is better known as Dubs. Because he’s from the other side of Pennsylvania, Dubs has got his head so far up Fast Eddie’s ass that he can peek out every time Rendell opens his mouth. What do you expect? The eastern part of this state is so contaminated with Democrats that if Three Mile Isla

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