Y'know, Marney's so much better than everyone alive that it fucking hurts to acknowlege it. We can only hope that someone will put her out of her misery soon, for the strain and anguish put on her by simply existing in such a world as ours is more than extraordinary. Lo, we should all give our praise to this kind and benevolent -- not to mention inherently guided by the shining light of this world -- woman, for she makes many sacrifices to simply live in such a place as this.
Marney, we thank you for your presence, O kind and gentle one! I, on behalf of everyone on the Earth, apologize for our inferiority!
EDIT: Marney's greatness caused me to misspeak, forgive me.