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Good promo, man. IL SMASH! And Joe is a cuckold. Were he married to his secretary.

She shouldn't, as she is travelling the globe, seeking out The Masked Man. She might be in Mongolia right now, I don't know.

Toxx, when Andrea originally came about, she too was looking for Zutroy, who I got rid of at some PPV via a knee injury or some such. It was all, "Hey, where has he gone to, that Zutroy? He is not here at all any more" and then Drea was all "I am beings look for teh Zutroy, he is my brothering." And then Divefire was all "I don't know where he am, but you can wrestlulate and looking at same time." Then I won the light heavyweight tournament, beating the likes of Spark, King of Hearts, and eXodus. And maybe Jamie Bjork. Or Kid Bjork, or whatever the hell name Jay Dawg was using then. But I totally won. To the maxxx.

Good job at stealing what I did with Andrea, Toxx. The Wes Davenport commercials were super awesome, but I was expecting Ace Lezaire to make an appearance in the Ricky McMasters movie. Overall, awesomeness to the eXtreme.

Hey there, Chris Fury. You were born today almost thirty years ago. Good job on that.

I'm surprised it's been so long since he's gotten one.

Ken Follet's Whiteout. He's Mr. Suspense and whatnot.

Ha. Illustrious? Those guys? Now, Damien Diablo, that was a writer... I think I'll stop before I just start naming old WF writers and get into a nostalgia-off with Muzz and/or Zed.

Dude, F/X was a great tag team name with bad writers (Funyon and Xtreme). Hardy came out ot some VAST song and had a valet in the form of Gorgeous George. I can't recall what his finisher was, though. Funyon was a hoss. He should start decking people for no reason.

NEAT! Kevin is Kirk Douglas' son! Or Michael.

Remember when Hardy was a wrestler? Same with Funyon?

Damn you, WC. I was going to suggest that the original finish was you and Hawke going out to the parking lot with Kid Cools to eat hot dogs. Now that would have been great.

I hope this is like how Shenmue worked out: Seventeen chapters, the first one done, then the SWF fails, Bruce moves to the Oat Toast and continues the story. Nice promo, and whatnot. And for the record, Reverse Kamala = Ninja Ocelot

What the hell did Raynor do to break the boards so that Clusterfuck, this thread, and the AftershoX thread do not have any views (At least, they all have 0 from my end)? Damn Utahnians.

Muzz is awesometastic. To the eXtreme.

In the words of Art Alexakis (Or whatever the hell his name is), "YEAH!"

SWF Favorite Writer(s)? Galatea Favorite Match(es)? Galatea vs. Exploding Chicken Favorite Promo(s)? Galatea kicks the crap out of Gary Coleman. Galatea regains his body. Favorite Character(s)? Mr. Galatea Favorite Spot(s)? The Tiger MacTwammer Favorite Move Names? The Ontario Tiger Tamer Favorite Stipulation(s)? Hide and Seek Match that Galatea won the ICTV title in. Least Favorite Stipulation(s)? Matches Galatea lost. Favorite Match(es) and Promo(s) (Written by you)? Anything involving Galatea Dream Matches? Galatea vs. Galatea Dream Angles? Galatea Funny Moment(s)? Galatea Fondest Memories? Galatea Any Regrets? Not enough Galatea I've became most friendly with...? Galatea Wrestling Favorite Federation? Galatea Wrestling Federation, Galatea Championship Wrestling. Ring of Galatea. Galatea of Honor. All Galatea Wrestling. Favorite Worker? Galatea Least Favorite Worker? Galatea's enemies: Kurt Angle, Chris Daniels. Favorite Match(es)? Galatea vs Angle; Galatea vs Daniels Favorite Stipulation? Galatea Match Dream Matches? Galatea vs Jesus; Galatea vs Lance Storm If I worked for a company it'd be... Galatea of Honor My style of wrestling would be... Galateatian Face or heel? Galatea Dream Matches (that includes you)? Verson Galatea Personal Name? Not Galatea Age? Younger than Galatea Single? Yes. No Galatea yet. Biggest Turn On? Galatea Biggest Turn Off? Not being Galatea Religious? Galatean Favorite book(s)? Galatea by Galatea Favorite movie(s)? Galatea Favorite actor/actress? Galatea Favorite bands? Galatea, Guy Lombardo Bridge Favorite song(s)? "Galatea", "Muzz is Evil, Crowe Sucks" Most Recent Accomplishment? Galatea Most Recent Failure? Failing Galatea My biggest flaw... Not Galatea enough I like my... Galatea Future Goal(s)? Galateaing Do you write outside the SWF (if so, what do you write)? Heroes? Galatea I would love to meet... Galatea Hardest moment of my life... Realizing I'd never be Galatea Greatest moment of my life... Galatea! Would you want to be famous? If Galatea wants me to be famous. Favorite swear word? Galatea damn it! Favorite food? Whatever Galatea likes What would you want God to say if you want to Heaven? Galatea What would you want the Devil to say if you were in Hell? Galatea

7280 as Matt "Gay Cowboy" Myers. Yes, I wrote a (truncated) ClusterFuck match despite not being booked for it. I'm retardedly insane.

Hey, remember when Edwin (And others) said that murders should be kept at a minimum in fantasy wrestling? I'm going to add child rape to that list.

The Main Event - SWF World Heavyweight Championship Match El Luchadore Magnifico © vs. JJ Johnson Mags is teh OAK, but JJ is dy-no-mite! Johnson in a tight match that will probably be in contention for MotY. -=-=-THE CLUSTERFUCK-=-=- 1. "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins 2. Laberinto 3. "The Rage" Jason von Dierch 4. Stryke 5. Manson 6. Christian Fury 7. Ghost Machine V. 2.0 8. The 70's Dude 9. Wes Davenport 10. Todd Cortez 11. Matt ??? Myers (go wild) 12. Candace "The Joshi Dragon" Okimura 13. Kevin Coyote 14. The Crimson Skull 15. Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix 16. Bruce Blank 17. "The Icon" Max King 18. Zyon 19. TORU Takahara 20. Tim Dillon Top five: Muzz, Sly, IL, Mr. OSITY, and Jennykins. SWF International Championship Match Jay Hawke © vs. Wildchild Flerm...both are good writers that, for no logical reason, I kind of don't care for too much. However, I'll go with the former Birdman. SWF Ultraviolent Championship Match - Japanese Deathmatch - Best of Five Bruce Blank © vs. "The Divine Wind" Akira Kaibatsu Hmm. Windy's good, but so is Blank. I'll take Kaibatsu. SWF FROST Pre-PPV Extravaganza Blowout Extreme to the MAX! Singles Match Michael Cross vs. Ced Ordonez Bob Steele to the max. Additional Clusterfuck Match Predictions: How many will actually turn in a match? I'll say a nice, round 7 Who will be the MVP of the Clusterfuck? (You know, the guy that lasts almost the whole match but doesn't end up winning.) Ghost Machine up until someone either throws a magnet at him, or states a logical fallacy so his head explodes.

Real Quick with Mike Swick is great. Especially the one where he's trying to find the international opinion on UFC, but the Bonnar interview is good, too.

Awesometastical promo. You should totally bring in Heat for the PPV to screw with Magnifico. HEATLEAF!

The last book in Harry Harrison's Eden trilogy, Return to Eden. They're pretty good books and I might try and check out his Stainless Steel Rat series. And maybe also Make Room! Make Room! which was the basis for Soylent Green.

Hey everybody, look, for it is Toxxicle's birthday. Huzzah!

Tip from someone who marked a ClusterFuck group: Write the match correctly. Xstasy wrote a good match, but he forgot the triple threat part of the stipulation, and instead eliminated all other entrants in the same way. I don't want to think this aspect lost it for him, exactly, but a match of equal skill and the correct finish did take that spot. Then again, I sucked a lot as a marker. And a writer. And a tip giver.