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Sonny Corleone's absence from this list makes the Starburst Baby cry. That being said, others include Atticus Finch Tony Montana Harry Doyle Both of the Boondock Saints

I think I just did.

Take the number of people that say they are and divide it by a million.

Which one? Make up your mind. Oh and by the way, you should've had your multi-aged ladyfriend wear a baseball cap with the bill on the side just to have a I Can't Wear My Fucking Hat Correctly trifecta.

This thread is to "nikjohns has a sense of humor after all" as a power ballad is to "this rocker has a soft side after all." Neither is a particularly enjoyable experience.

With tension building as a disappointing season winds down, the two may come to blows. However, after Kyle Farnsworth vs. Sunbeam Oscillating Max500 and Kevin Brown vs. Wall turned out to be huge upsets, I figured this one better be put to a TSM Poll. Things to consider: Steve Stone was a former Cubs pitcher. Moises Alou is about to become a former Cubs outfielder. Steve Stone pisses off his team. Moises Alou pisses on his hands. It's not fun to say STOOOOOOOOOONE It is fun, however, to say ALOOOOOOOOOOOOU Steve Stone almost got kicked off of the plane for being negative to players. Moises Alou gets kicked out of games for being negative to umpires. If a fight happens, Steve Stone is screwed because he can't hit. If a fight happens, Moises Alou is screwed because he can't run. Steve Stone had to work with Harry Caray when "nobody was home." Moises Alou had to play in Montreal when "nobody was there."

http://www.sportslogos.net/article.php?n_id=30 With a league-wide lockout looming in the near future, NHL officials have begun drafting a plan to renovate the league's image, something that may be sorely needed once play resumes. A keystone of the new plan is updating the league's 80-year old logo. Early ideas would seem to suggest that the familiar orange and black shield would be modified to reflect the essence of the Stanley Cup. This would include changing the colours to grayish silver, as well as adding new depth to an otherwise flat shield. Commissioner Gary Bettman stated that he sees the potential work stoppage an "opportunity to re-launch on all fronts." Aside from the updated logo, the league will be emphasizing the more sportsmanlike qualities of the game in their approach, focusing on respect and sacrifice, as opposed to the fast paced action. The league debuted the overwhelmingly popular "Game On!" slogan in 1995 following the last strike. SME Inc. was named as one of several companies that were consulted about the new direction the league wishes to take. No other firms were identified. Objectives of the meetings focused on how teams could reposition themselves to capitalize on the league's new direction once it is put into place. This could spell new marketing plans or even identities in the future, though nothing has been confirmed as of yet. When asked about the new logo, Gary Bettman displayed the frontrunner:

Only with power.

KJ Brackish is gone too.

I can't believe it either but he worked his way up.

More like "girls that inexplicably hang out with him"

Hey y'all, never mind that innocuous comment in the WWE folder that got NY Untouchable suspended, why, that nikjohns has a sense of humor after all!

Okay Mole, it's your birthday and you'll be doing crazy stuff, so be sure to post at leat twenty pictures to the forum in order to document this wild eveing! Because, you know, that's what we want! More pictures of you! So don't disappoint. Post lots of pictures of yourself. We need more. And maybe change your name to MoLEGAL. We're all clamoring for that too.

Drop as in cancel? Nah. But they should replace it with an extra half-hour of Around the Horn or something if Tony and Mike are both gone. I can deal with one gone at a time, but the Skip Bayless-Dan LeBatard weeks were gruesome.

I've missed a hell of a thread! "Kyle, this is Kevin, Kevin, this is Kyle..."

THERE IS NO GOD IF THIS THREAD EXISTS ANOTHER DAY

a 30-team NBA is gonna look like major fucking ass, I'm going to tell you that right now. They've diluted the ranks so much that the Bobcats bench is actually six guys and a water cooler. I'm horrified that somebody has to win this "Southeast division." I hope the Bobcats never get off the ground and have to merge with the also-struggling Hornets. Knock off another team and go back to four divisions of seven, the way it should be.

It's probably going to have a "not suck" tilt to it

Quadruple-header at Wrigley Field. Baseball all through the night. Let's play four!

I love "drunken posting." WHOA! I'm drukn and I'm craaAAAAAAAAAzy! YOu never know what kind of wacky and zany antics I might do on teh Internet becaues I'm drunK! WHOOOOOA there! I commend Incandenza for his commitment to excellence in the field of inebriated Internet use. Though if he is drunk he should be doing something better.

Here's something to chew on. Most adult sociopaths (I think the figure is about 90%) tortured and killed animals during their preteen and teen years. This kind of behavior acsolutely needs to be punished and stopped before it becomes a bigger problem. Oh come on Tom. Mark Cuban swung a kitten on a rope around its neck once a week. It's how he made his fortune! Steve Forbes? Tore the feathers off of birds' wings and watched them try to fly away. And then there's Donald Trump, who intentionally caught his own dog (named Poopsie) in a bear trap so he could watch the struggle of survival transpire as the dog gnawed its own leg off in order to escape. I really don't know what you're getting at here at all. I hate animal violence. Absolutely hate it. This is another case that makes me yearn for the Hammurabic Code to be reinstated.

AW MAN, you guys...I watch this thing for like three months and the best thing is some amateur HOCKEY? Bullshit. They should do some FOOTBALL! YEAH! Who's with me? FOOTBALL!

Awesome! It's just a really small little diner-type place on a side street in Des Plaines, I think the hours have been drastically reduced as the owners got older. I don't even know if it was any good. But that's so cool! The train brings your food to you!