The Czech Republic

Corollary: they most often heal the ever-cryptic "internal injuries," which I bet would be a passable reason to skip school.

Meet Rob Conway and Nick Dinsmore, the Stamford Saints. As Pat Patterson tracks their every move, you must ask: is it ethical to permanently injure a shitty wrestler if you're doing it for God?

They should wheel out a pyramid with a crank on the side. A guy in a King Tut mask turns the crank, the capstone flips off and out pops the wrestler. This doesn't have to be for this dude. It can, and should, be for anyone.

What about "Villanos I, II, and III, who are exclusive to Mexico?" -Mike Tenay

I remember "We Are In Control" airing on WCWSN too. Any merch commercial was good too. "Buy the shirt!" "The preceding announcement was paid for by the New World Order." Also cool, along these lines: NWO Saturday Night. It was filmed in black and white at an empty Nitro arena and would have DiBiase and Nash on commentary, usually. It was surreal and cool.

I'm sure they consider it a ringing endorsement

De plane, de plane!

That Darwin Award winner was such a fuckin' gackwad, man

never knew there was one

I was just saying that TRITEC should bust a cap in his ass. Or rather, ASS~! EDIT: But not before KJ had a drink of water. With ice.

In Utah, the death sentence is carried out by firing squad. KJ Brackish is from Salt Lake City. You connect the dots.

I've never heard that argument used against Wal-Mart before. Incandenza was right. Great post. Actually that is a common complaint. They open a Supercenter <20 miles from another, wipe out the competition, then close the Supercenter so that everyone has to now rely on the one further away. It's happened. Wal-Mart does suck. It's all about Target.

Hey now. 7-Eleven does NOTHING wrong. I prefer White Hen Pantry for my convenient-store shopping that doesn't involve Slurpees, however. I don't know how widespread White Hen is...I know they're all over greater Chicago at least.

That won't be necessary. If you had to pick one, which cartoon character to you sound more like: Neil Goldman from Family Guy, or Pimply-Faced Teen from The Simpsons?

The chart never lies. I've been trying to hit the Stairmaster and the elliptical since school started, but like the old saying goes, once a fatass, always a fatass.

Collapsed trachea?

So do they put these two back-to-back then, weightlifting and women's volleyball? The clean and jerk followed by the jerk and clean?

Does Hulk know something we don't?

Are you high?

R2DFooster McSockman is reading this thread, too.

TSA was reading this but did not reply

I weigh 175, I'm 5'10" and that's considered "moderately overweight."

Oh yeah Target is great. Wal-Mart prices without Wal-Mart customers, you can't go wrong. Having spent several years in a small town with its Mom-and-Pop Main Street, I can attest to the fact that prices are obscene and service is shit. But I guess when you're leasing real estate from a draconian firm that has insanely high rates for property and holds a virtual monopoly on the city, you can't be too chipper.

I don't know the background behind this passage or the one in your signature.

All true, but Burnin' Jim Ross is always good for a laugh.