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Edmonton leads Detroit 1-0 as we wrap up the second.

I always wondered what Johnny Depp would look like as a purple winged demon!

I wish there had been a major WWF show at the Chicago Stadium. What if they did all the entrance music on the organ? That would've been interesting but alas.

Mr. Brook River has been absent for quite some time.

Oh good. Sociopaths have access to my personal information. I'm really glad I'm a member of this community now.

Did any incarnation of this board exist in 1999?

Let me translate that from Run-On to English. Oh shit, I was just so lost. I was trying to figure out what the Nets had to do with this because of the title. Man, am I stupid! But anyway, I have no clue. Sometimes they wanted that number originally and someone else had it, so when they go to another team, they finally get the number they want. But I do not have a true answer to that question, just a guess.

Is it wrong for me to want Dickhead Clemens to trip down the dugout steps and take Pettitte with him? As a Cubs fan, I concur. Down with Clemenspettitte.

A horse is a horse, of course, of course And nobody would rape a horse, of course Unless of course, the horse is a whore So now its ass is red. I wish I could've done better but I felt this thread had gone far too long without a Mr. Ed reference.

The WDI fish is smarter because you know he's gotta be up to something. Mole just makes stupid posts a lot.

FrigidSoul is flaming because he's accusing Agnes of something he didn't do in order to destroy Agnes's integrity, which he had worked so hard to build. This is unfair to him. FrigidSoul should get a banning, a warning, or be sentenced to fifteen minutes in the stocks so we can all point at him and laugh.

Does Drury know the muffin man?

I remember the time that I tried to bring back The Shockmaster. He had left around Ocotber or November '01, and people missed him. When the new board opened up, I registered as THE SHOCKMASTER to try and be the new and improved Shockmaster, and people seemed to like it.

Could this thread get ANY more inconsequential if we tried? So which Happy Days theme song was better, "Rock Around The Clock" or "Happy Days"?

2002 was the best, though my involvement was spotty during the first half of it. Just a lot of great great content during those days, though I didn't quite hit my stride until like August 2002. 2003 was okay but too much Prince Paul crap sort of ruined it. 2001 was a mess towards the end, when I was there at least. You had the transitional period of the board when we went from blue patterns to blue to bright freaking yellow. Then there were the bannings, of which I was an unlucky recipient as I AM THE ALLIANCE because I called Jeremy Botter anal. Someone should write a column for the site about the lineage/history of the forum and the site, all the way back to Rantsylvania and the Delphi board. I could always give it a shot--just summarize changes in appearance, personnel, folders, etc. My knowledge of the board only goes to August 2001, so I would need more tenured alumni to collaborate with. It's worth a shot.

Wait...it's just his mom and his dad...how could he have been part of the actual conversation?

My riding bareback one was better than the mask thing

Nope. They're just like the St. Louis Blues: they're doomed to forever make the first or second round of playoffs, but nothing else, for all eternity. I have some Blues fans in the family (We're mostly Hawks fans, then there are the Blues guys, and I'm starting to go really off the board as a Sens fan) and they can't stand it. Speaking of the Hawks: you know the Bobby Clarke picture that's around here? Can somebody make that with Bill Wirtz, only...more severe? Like in addition to the guns, I want like, bombs and poison-tipped darts, and grenades, and everything.

I really can't stand Michael Holley. I don't like his piercings, his lisp, his biases, anything. Also, Max was notorious for giving the Boston Globe waayyyy too many points. Bob Ryan even moreso than Michael.

Now we'll know why she has such a long face. Did the rapist have a condom, or was he riding bareback?

I heard a really good remix of What A Feeling, from Flashdance, at the boys basketball game yesterday. Dance team had it. I liked it.

Monkey!

How about this: Slight modifications to a username that preserve the general idea of who you are are okay. TheDames7 = The Dames, Loss4Words = Loss, etc. Changing it outright is bad.

Mr. X The Spooky Secret Agent Man was just misunderstood.