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Leave this poor Poopa Popick person alone.

Is that really a happy badger? Or did Piss stick a cat face on a badger? My senses tell me that ain't no legitimate badger.

And my rendition that included the adjective "finger-lickin-good" should be in there with NY Untouchable's

and literally figurative?

Yeah, I always remembered it this way: If it's a flyer, it's Yoga Fire. If the location is the same, Yoga Flame.

I haven't heard the concept of a salary floor yet, and it does have its merits. It's not fair if the owners intentionally load up the team with AAA guys getting paid the bare minimum just because they're not willing to invest in the team's success. As someone struggling to be a Chicago Blackhawks fan, I know what it's like. But the Yankees still spend too much. Damn them to hell

Who had the lowest payroll in 2003? Montreal? Tampa Bay?

Well, just because there's a ten-minute period doesn't mean they'll always be out there for ten extra minutes.

I don't favor the three points for a win. Or the overtime loss, period. I'd rather that overtime is expanded to 10 or 15 minutes, with the OTL point eliminated altogether. I think we should cut down on the number of ties. However, I'd prefer a tie over a shootout. I used to think they should go to a shootout after a period of overtime, but I've seen the light and realized that wouldn't be a good idea after all. They better not go to 4-on-4 in regulation. That would be unspeakably pathetic.

So the Cubs rotation would be: Wood Prior Maddux Clement Zambrano correct? I heard Dempster might be in there somewhere, same with Juan Cruz.

You'd be surprised what money and the shock of being the only real bigname not signed will do to a guy. Eh. He'll be a Cub.

Yeah whatever, there's a(n) OAO NHL thread, but I'm not going to follow a trend started by Johnson of putting ALL league news in one thread. The latest news from the NHL is that in continuation with their "it's not a new season if we don't change a perfectly good rule" program, next season, goaltenders may not be allowed to leave the crease. Ridiculous. There's some rationale behind this, but it's not any good rationale. I fear for the NHL.

Maddux said he wants to stay in the NL. He won't go to the Yankees

Sorry Kotz, but I feel that this thread, is, in fact, ghey. Thanks.

Insane.

Um...once or twice a week is NOT "not all that often." In non-double negative form, once or twice a week IS all that often. Now I can imagine Spiny Norman in the mirror, like Stewie, going "you want it bad, and you don't care who you get it from, because you have no self-respect!"

I found Rad Radford's music on one of the old theme pages and it was so cool

Great Scott! Choken One is closing in on 20,000 posts!

"In a harrowing transpiring of occurences, I narrowly evaded an emasculating hybrid of KGB concierges who collaborated on a sinister rampage across the realm of viniculture. Serendipitously, I was able to, under my own volition, depart with my Natalie in my arms. The sonorous purveyors of avarice rallied, in, their attempts to destroy our mortal encases we traditionally name "our bodies," as we feverishly paddled away from the pristine harbors of Vladivostok. As we embarked on our finger-lickin'-good voyage across the mighty Pacific, we were gang-raped by pirates, who tempted us with promises of sweet gold before sodomizing us. When we reached dry land in the hustling and bustling metropolisof Vancouver, Natalie and I ate sour cream all night long. My sour cream.

As is this place Ah, fuckin hippies are holding the Cockstrider down 02:48, Feb 14, 2004 Silsor deleted "Cockstrider" (content was: 'From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. The Cockstrider of Netheril is a curious beast which resembles a dinosaur and the human male genitalia. It ...') 02:46, 14 Feb 2004 Pakaran deleted "Cockstrider" (Penis-like dinosaur, apparently. User warned, another sysop may want to move to bjaodn if they're really bored. )

Badaboum would be insulted by being compared to Scott Keith.

Well how about we take Badaboum from the Quebec Nordiques and dynamically re-brand him as "Smarky The Smart-Mark"? He can be the whole site's mascot!

What's your favorite Russian city name, guys? I like Vladivostok. It's fun to say.

"denfinately pround"? And tell me why you WOULN'T suspect CWM